UPDATE UPDATE!!!
wah!!! so long nv update my blog le~~ now i got 3 post queueing up.. -_-" all UT's fault.. lolx!!
"today" went to watch archery competition at NTU. i felt like taking part at 1st but did not as my skill wasn't tt good yet, but dun worry, i already decided to take part in the next comp no matter what! wahahaha!! i need trainings!! oh yesh!
woke up at a 5am as we were to met at bukit batok mrt control station at 7.00am. the competition starts at 8.30am. i tot i would be late as i was only left with 15mins while i'm at redhill mrt station but the morning train was rather fast and it only took me mere 15mins. the morning air and senery was great, especially when the time is around 6am.. just when the sky was still dark and environment temperature was cooling..
the competition sux, it dun seems like a real competition, more like training to me. the archers juz shoot the arrows and then went in front to collect their arrows after the score is taken. there wasn't much spectators too... the competition starts from 8.30am and ends at 6pm.. long eh? i wonder what they had been shooting since we left after our archers finished their arrows.
i was deadbeat and i intended to go home as the others went for their lunch, but on my way i decided to look for my aunt for hair cut since i pass by clementi and was lazy to make an appointment another day.
it was 2pm and she said that she would only be free after 4pm so i went to walk ard clementi and found a couple of clothes that looks good so i went to aunt's shop and borrowed some money from her. the distance between her salon and the mrt station was great and just walk to and fro for twice or thrice.. -_-" i suffered from breathing difficulty on the way and it was so 辛苦。
currently i only had 1 set of new clothes so i've decided to get more!
my skin got slightly tanner after sitting for so long under the sun during the competiton. the shape of my watch was printed on my hand.. but it vanishes few hours after.. -_-"
ok.. tt's all for the day..
written on: 6th Feb 12:48am
Posted by 壁虎 at 1:19:00 AM
I haven't give up this blog yet!
hey peeps.. i noe i haven been blogging for quite some time.. anyone actually misses me? or my blog? none.. i guess.. from my tag board.. there wasn't a single new tag at all.. miraculously, the number shown in my daily counter is varying with maximum 40+ viewers, i don't know who are those mysterious kind souls who actually care to drop by my blog but dun tag me a message or something.
ailing(jacqueline) and me are now back to "single" status after we were together for 4 days. i was happy in this 4 days and now, considered sad. i've been seen active in class with all those presentations and burry myself in the slides sometimes, i mean, what else can i do? juz do what i'm suppose to be doing, rite?
very often i've been wondering why do i have to break records of being steady for the shortest time. m i talented or is it fated? i think i should write a letter to Guiness World Record?
did i double up my pace in a relationship? doing everything sooner then it should be? perhaps i was too selfish and only think about my own and did not care about what my partner felt. i was indeed selfish. i lack of self-confidence. i'm just an airhead.
anyway.. i think life should still go on? hey peepz, if u really read my blog, hope u understand how i feel.. but i'm not on the verge of crying and thinking of doing anything foolish ok? i'm wide awake and looking on the bright side =)
did you ever notice that i'm a guy hard to understand? well.. i dun understand myself too..
why i like singing? it's a way i used to relief myslef... not just by singning, but also singing out loud ;) if u think my voice sux, plz bare with it.. or i'll go crazy.
another way i relief myself is to gobble down the food as soon as possibe, as much as possibe. i only tried this once, children below the age of 18 plz do not try this at home. i've been trained!
On wednesday. i was god damn freaking hungry after my archery training and i walked home all the way from Harbour Front. i was singing song all the way and had been trying to shout at the softest voice to prevent anyone from hearing me. however, i don't noe why but ppl across the road were starring at me :S
i was doing well in school tt day but not during my archery training. i was shooting arrows aimlessly and continuously. i'm just not in the right mood.. -_-"
ps: just in case u are wondering why this post is in indigo and not in green(the pattern of rainbow) , cos i've got 2 post saved as draft. more or less you could guess what was it about? if you can't, you dun deserved to be my friend.
tt's it for now, b4 everyone thinks tt i'm nuts.
Yours Sincerely,
Nincompoop
Posted by 壁虎 at 5:35:00 PM
~~I Have Decided To Publish This Post Le~~
Ailing.. Tangshin-i cho-a-yo... Wo Xi Huan Ni..
today is the 3rd day with my dear ailing ^^ haha, the 1st day i saw her ever since our status changes to stead. so happy sia.. hmm..
this is the 1st day i hugged her worz.. took me quite a lot of courage, thanx to the camera phone ya? we took a lot of pics together.. hee hee!
i still got no guts to hold her hand =? haha.. i knew i was a total failure not able to tell her tt i like her face to face.. this is my yi han.. really...
i wrote her a testimonial in frenster on saturday night but till nw she still haven accept it -_-"
i finally let my mum noe about my galfren! this was the 1st time.. haha.. i was always afraid that she would try her best getting me out of a relationship as she keeps nagging and nagging beside my ear. sometimes jokingly.. so i wasn't sure how much did she take this seriously. anyway, today came back home, i was lucky, my bro wasn't at home. i told my mum a couple of time but i ended up squeaking somehow but i don't noe how.. untill the 3rd time, i voice out, juz soft enug to prevent my dad from hearing.. haha!!
our short conversation:
me: *squeak* mi.. wo you nui peng you le (ma, i got girlfren liao)
mum: *silence...* (she did not have any reaction, i wasn't sure if she heard me or not)
me: *repeated what i said*
mum: *diam diam*
me: *whisper slightly louder* mi.. wo you nui peng you le!!!!!!
mum was kind of surprise, more like jing xi then jing xia.. haha!!
ironically, my mum juz smiled....
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msg for Ailing...
Ailing, i wanted to qing kou tell you that i like you, qing er hear you say "Yes!" and that you like me too and accept to be my stead, and also, qing yan see u smile from deep down your heart with your cute lil' face glowing with all that happiness...i actually planned to sae it to you after i met you at the bus-stop this morning, tt's y i suggested walking by the long way through SM blk to the class room.. i tot there would be lesser ppl and i could get at least a minute with no one around.. but there are so many ppl!!! Grrrr... i failed to let it come out of my mouth.. -_-" i had reherse it for quite some time this morning. however while we were on our way going home, i manage to whisper "watashi-wa anata-wo aishiteru" through ur ears.. i could see that you felt sweet.. haha!! =p
i'll love you alwayz and hope that you are always so happy when we are together =)
loving you...
Sam!
Posted by 壁虎 at 11:48:00 AM
~~I Have Decided To Publish This Post Le~~
May We Be Blissed... Aiai and Jie...
the time now is 1:54am of 16th January, but i'd decided to change the post date to 15 jan and time to 05:43:54pm cos this post is abt me and ailing ^^ oh yeash! juz in case you are wondering what i'm toking about, WE ARE A COUPLE!!!! hhaahah.. i was so happy.. heezz
i've decided to reveal the part of our cons that started our romance..
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i was asking her if she likes me or not 2 days ago.. she said she needed sometime to think...
today.. the sotry continues..
(l) Sam Ai Ling.. she's mine! 岑爱玲！！(l)
me: so how how how?
me: u got a bit like me?
aiai: erm....
aiai: ya
me: ^^ *delighted*
me: since when start de?
aiai: not to long ago...
me: 1mth?
aiai: no idea...
me: haha
aiai: but i noe got feeling for u la
me: abit ar?
aiai: ya
me: eh, i'm happy now..
me: really..
me: :)
aiai: :)
arrhhh... may the prince n princess live happily ever after.. ^^
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i wished i was aking her face to face though.. i wanted to see her happiness glowing on her face, n i wanted her to see mine too..
i've been liking her since few mths ago but the feelings then was on and off.. i remembered i felt for her when her hands cling over to mine when a group of us went to Esplande to look at the fireworks the day before National Day (dun get the wrong idea, everyone was holding on to one another then..). i've thought of confessing to her over this mths, but since i wasn't sure of my feelings yet.. i kept mum abt it. i don't want her to be hurt.
hmm.. 2 days ago, which was thrusday, 13th Jan, i was being teased by some of my classmates that me and the other gal was an item as we had been together to archery training, stayed back after school to complete our Rj's and also working together during VB lessons and so on... i was rather vexed. so hu do i like? or rather, hu did i like more? i spent more then 30 mins sitting down thinking.. well.. still n conclusion then..
i went online n i saw her.. so i started the conversation as normal and then... i asked her if she has got any feel for me. the english was simple, she claimed tt she dun understand wad i ment. so i rephrased it, and she's still blur.. -_-" i took a lot of courage b4 i'm able to let a word out.. and she got me repeating.. haha..
finally, i made it clear, she need time to think and i got my reply today!!
me: so u r still considering?
aiai: no...
aiai: i already made my decision
me: wad is it? *i was abit afraid*
aiai: i like u lor..
me: WOOooooooooooOOOWWWW!!!!! *happy happy*
heezz... yeah! i've got a gal i like as my GF!!!! dun envy me :p
some really memorable moments i had with you:
the MRT incident then looks abit like 向左走向右走.. haha
the day wei ping, u and me went to buy present for xiao ke.. and those pics we took ^^
ytd heard abt you getting fever, i really hope i was there to send you home..
i really dun wan to seperate class with u at the end of this semester.. i wanna work with you.. sobx..
ailing.. this is what i wanted to sae to you.. Watashi Wa Anata Wo Aishithe Imasu..
Posted by 壁虎 at 5:43:00 PM
"I love you" in various languages
Language --------------- Translation
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Afrikaans : Ek het jou liefe
Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian : te dua
Albanian : te dashuroj
Alentejano(Portugal) : Gosto De Ti, Porra!
Alsacien : Ich hoan dich gear
Amharic : Afekrishalehou
Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male)
Arabic : Ana Behibek (to a female)
Arabic : Ib'n hebbak.
Arabic : Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic : nhebuk
Arabic : Ohiboke (male to female)
Arabic : Ohiboka (female to male)
Arabic : Ohibokoma (male or female to two males or two females)
Arabic : Nohiboke (more than one male or female to female)
Arabic : Nohiboka (male to male or female to male)
Arabic : Nohibokoma (m. to m. or f. to two males or two females)
Arabic : Nohibokom (m. to m. or f. to more than two males)
Arabic : Nohibokon (m. to m. or f. to more than two females)
Arabic(not standard) : Bahibak (female to male)
Arabic(not standard) : Bahibik (male to female)
Arabic(not standard) : Benhibak (more than one male or female to male)
Arabic(not standard) : Benhibik (male to male or female to female)
Arabic(not standard) : Benhibkom (m. to m. or female to more than one male)
Assamese : Moi tomak bhal pau
Basc : Nere Maitea
Batak : Holong rohangku di ho
Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern
Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
Bengali : Ami tomake bhalobashi
Berber : Lakh tirikh
Bicol : Namumutan ta ka
Bolivian Quechua : Qanta munani
Bulgarian : Obicham te
Burmese : Chit pa de
Cambodian : Bon sro lanh oon
Cambodian : Kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah
Canadian French : Sh'teme (spoken, sounds like this)
Cantonese : Moi oiy neya
Cantonese : Ngo oi ney
Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan)
Catalan : T'estim molt (I love you a lot)
Catalan : T'estime (valencian)
Catalan : T'estimo (catalonian)
Cebuano : Gihigugma ko ikaw
Ceqli : Go pyar zi
Chickasaw : Chiholloli (first "i" nasalized)
Chinese : (see the entries for mandarin or cantonese!)
Corsican : Ti tengu cara (to female)
Corsican : Ti tengu caru (to male)
Croatian : Ja volim tebe
Czech : Miluji te
Czech : MILUJU TE! (colloquial form)
Danish : Jeg elsker dig
Dutch : Ik hou van jou
Dutch : Ik ben verliefd op je
Ecuador Quechua : Canda munani
English : I love you
English : I adore you
Esperanto : Mi amas vin
Estonian : Mina armastan sind
Estonian : Ma armastan sind
Farsi : Tora dust midaram
Farsi : Asheghetam
Farsi (Persian) : Doostat dAram
Filipino : Mahal ka ta
Filipino : Iniibig Kita
Finnish Mina" : rakastan sinua
Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne
French : Je t'aime
French : Je t'adore
Friesian : Ik hald fan dei
Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort
German : Ich liebe Dich
Greek : S'ayapo (spoken s'agapo, 3rd letter is lower case
'gamma')
Greek(old) : (Ego) philo su (ego is only needed for emphasis)
Greenlandic : Asavakit
Gujrati : Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon.
Hausa : Ina sonki
Hawaiian : Aloha I'a Au Oe
Hebrew : Ani ohev otach (male to female)
Hebrew : Ani ohev otcha (male to male)
Hebrew : Ani ohevet otach (female to female)
Hebrew : Ani ohevet otcha (female to male)
Hindi : Mai tumase pyar karata hun (male to female)
Hindi : Mai tumase pyar karati hun (female to male)
Hindi : Main Tumse Prem Karta Hoon
Hindi : Mai Tumhe Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi : Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi : Mai Tumse Peyar Karta Hnu
Hindi : Mai tumse pyar karta hoo
Hokkien : Wa ai lu
Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian : Szeretlek
Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged
Icelandic : Eg elska thig
Indi : Mai Tujhe Pyaar Kartha Ho
Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu (Saya, commonly used)
Indonesian : Saya cinta kamu ( " )
Indonesian : Saya kasih saudari ( " )
Indonesian : Aku tjinta padamu (Aku, not often used)
Indonesian : Aku cinta padamu ( " )
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu ( " )
Iranian : Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
Irish : Taim i' ngra leat
Italian : Ti amo (if it's a relationship/lover/spouse)
Italian : Ti voglio bene (if it's a friend, or relative)
Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru
Japanese : Aishiteru
Japanese : Chuu shiteyo
Japanese : Ora omee no koto ga suki da
Japanese : Ore wa omae ga suki da
Japanese : Suitonnen
Japanese : Sukiyanen
Japanese : Sukiyo
Japanese : Watashi Wa Anata Ga Suki Desu
Japanese : Watashi Wa Anata Wo Aishithe Imasu
Japanese : Watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu
Japanese : Suki desu (used at 1st time, like for a start,
when you are not yet real lovers)
Javanese : Kulo tresno
Kannada : Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
Kannada : Naanu Ninnanu Mohisuthene
Kiswahili : Nakupenda
Klingon : bangwI' SoH
Klingon : qamuSHa'
Klingon : qaparHa'
Korean : No-rul sarang hae (man to woman in casual relation)
Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo
Korean : Tangshin-ul sarang hae-yo
Korean : Tangsinul Sarang Ha Yo
Korean : Tangshin-i cho-a-yo (i like you, in a romantic way)
Korean : Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Korean : Nanun Dangsineul Mucheog Joahapnida
Korean : Nanun Dangsineul Saranghapnida
Korean : Nanun Gdaega Joa
Korean : Nanun Gdaereul Saranghapnida
Korean : Nanun Neoreul Saranghanda
Korean : Gdaereul Hjanghan Naemaeum Alji
Korean : Joahaeyo
Korean : Saranghae
Korean : Saranghaeyo
Korean : Saranghapanida
Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem (?)
Lao : Koi muk jao
Lao : Khoi huk chau
Latin : Te amo
Latin : Vos amo
Latin(old) : (Ego) amo te (ego, for emphasis)
Latvian : Es milu tevi (Pronounced "Ess tevy meeloo")
Lebanese : Bahibak
Lëtzebuergesch : Ech hunn dech gär
Lingala : Nalingi yo
Lisbon lingo : gramo-te bue', chavalinha
Lithuanian : TAVE MYLIU (ta-ve mee-lyu)
Lojban : mi do prami
Luo : Aheri
Macedonian : SAKAM TE!
Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca
Malay : Saya cintakan mu
Malay : Saya sayangkan mu
Malay/Indonesian : Saya sayangkan engkau
Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak
Malayalam : Njyaan Ninne' Preetikyunnu
Malayalam : Njyaan Ninne' Mohikyunnu.
Malayalam : Ngan Ninne Snaehikkunnu
Malaysian : Saya Cintamu
Malaysian : Saya Sayangmu
Malaysian : Saya Cinta Kamu
Mandarin : Wo ai ni (Wo3 ai4 ni3 in tonal notation)
Marathi : me tujhashi prem karto (male to female)
Marathi : me tujhashi prem karte (female to male)
Marathi : Mi tuzya var prem karato
Mohawk : Konoronhkwa
Navaho : Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele : Niyakutanda
Norwegian : Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) (pronouncedyai elske dai)
Op : Op Lopveop Yopuop
Osetian : Aez dae warzyn
Pakistani : Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Persian : Tora dost daram
Pig Latin : Ie Ovele Ouye
Polish : Kocham Cie
Polish : Ja cie kocham
Polish : Yacha kocham
Polish : Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese : Amo-te
Portuguese (brazilian) : Eu te amo
Punjabi : Mai taunu pyar karda
Punjabi : Main Tainu Pyar Karna
Quenya : Tye-mela'ne
Romanian : Te iu besc
Romanian : Te Ador
Russian : Ya vas liubliu
Russian : Ya tebya liubliu
Russian : Ya polubeel s'tebya
Russian(malincaya) : Ya Tibieh Lublue
Sanskrit : tvayi snihyaami
Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian : ljubim te (I kiss you/love you,
'lj' pronounced like 'll' in Spanish, one sound, 'ly'ish)
Serbocroatian : Volim te
Serbocroatian : Ljubim te
Shona : Ndinokuda
Sinhalese : Mama oyata adarei
Sioux : Techihhila
Slovak : lubim ta
Slovene : ljubim te
Spanish : Te quiero
Spanish : Te amo
Srilankan : Mama Oyata Arderyi
Swahili : Naku penda (followed by the person's name)
Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig
Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn
Syrian/Lebanese : BHEBBEK (to a female)
Syrian/Lebanese : BHEBBAK (to a male)
Tagalog : Mahal kita
Tahitian : Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil : Ni yaanai kaadli karen (You love me)
Tamil : n^An unnaik kAthalikkinREn (I love you)
Tamil : Naan Unnai Kadalikiren
Tcheque : MILUJI TE^
Telugu : Neenu ninnu pra'mistu'nnanu
Telugu/india : Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
Thai : Phom Rak Khun (formal, male to female)
Thai : Ch'an Rak Khun (formal, female to male)
Thai : Khao Raak Thoe (affectionate, sweet, loving)
Thai : Phom Rak Khun
Tunisian : Ha eh bak *
Turkish : Seni seviyo*rum (o* means o)
Turkish : Seni Seviyurum
Turkish : Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian : ja tebe koKHAju (real true love)
Ukrainian : ja vas koKHAju
Ukrainian : ja pokoKHAv tebe
Ukrainian : ja pokoKHAv vas
Urdu : Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai
Urdu : Main Tumse Muhabbat Karta Hoon
Vietnamese : Em ye^u anh (woman to man)
Vietnamese : Toi yeu em
Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman)
Vlaams : Ik hue van ye
Vulcan : Wani ra yana ro aisha
Volapük : Löfob oli.
Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di.
Welsh : Yr wyf i yn dy garu di.
Welsh : Yr wyf i yn eich caru chwi.
Yiddish : Ich libe dich
Yiddish : Ich han dich lib
Yiddish : Ikh Hob Dikh Lib
Yugoslavian : Ya te volim
Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
Zulu : Mena Tanda Wena
Zulu : Ngiyakuthanda!
Zuni : Tom ho' ichema
Posted by 壁虎 at 1:32:00 PM
after so many days of not blogging, i kindof got abit hands itchy but brain rusty.. the following was what i had edited from a play "The coffin is too big for the hole".
i was expecting for a great role play for this, but it turns out the opposite way. no matter what, hope you guys would enjoy reading it though!
hmm.. brain rusty, damn.. forgot how i usually blog.. nvm.. read this.. the portion in grey was given to us while the orange part was edited by us.
Extract of “The Coffin Is Too Big For The Hole” by Kuo Pao Kun
I don’t know why, but it keeps coming back to me. This dream. Every time I get frustrated, it comes back to me.
It’s the funeral. My grandfather’s.
We were all at the cemetery. All my folks – my wife, my kids, my brothers, sisters, my cousins and their kids. There were so many people that I couldn’t even say for sure who was a relative and who wasn’t.
You see, my folks started drifting apart when they got married, one after the other. Grandfather was very cross at first, about the breaking up of the extended family.
You see, there were so many rooms in our house. It could accommodate at least fifty people. But when he died, there was only my family still living there – and the two old servants who had been with him from more than fifty years ago.
Yeah, the funeral.
You see, the coffin was too big. It was so big we had to hire sixteen coolies to carry it from the funeral coach to the grave.
But the problem was not so much the weight although it was very heavy all right. It was so damn heavy that the sixteen of them nearly dropped it to the ground when they got it off the coach. And we men from the family had to rush over to save it.
You don’t want the coffin to crash down. I’m, sure you understand that. What if the thing gets busted open, right there in front of all the people?
There were at least two hundred of them there, I don’t know who most of them were. But I just had this feeling that most of them didn’t really belong to the family. I had a feeling that we were being watched. I don’t know why, but looking back, I still feel that way. Being watched.
Anyway, we saved the coffin from crashing down and prevented the possibility of the thing getting busted open. Then the lot of us carried the damn thing to the grave.
As we carried, we were cursing inside why grandfather had to get such a heavy solid thing and why the damn coolies were not strong enough to bear it. No wonder, you know. Most of them were opium addicts and just out there to make a fast buck when a coffin needed carrying. I’m sure they didn’t know this was going to be a real heavy thing.
But we were feeling proud too. I did, anyway. I mean, how many people had a grandfather who enjoyed the honour of getting buried in such a rare, refined, solid, polished, grand and heavy coffin?
I’m sure many had got the news about the specialness of the coffin and went to see just that.
Yeah, I remember some of them were carrying cameras.
Yeah! Come to think of it, I remember they were clicking away when we were biting our lips trying to keep the damn thing off the ground.
But, as I said, the problem was not so much the weight. It was the size. It was big. Unusually big.
We knew that all along. But we never knew it was so big that it wouldn’t get into the hole!
Yeah, can you imagine? Can you imagine that the coffin of your grandfather cannot get into the hole specially dug for him on the day of his funeral? And in front of two hundred people?
We were speechless. We were literally stunned. We just stood there and looked at each other.
Nobody said a word. It must have been the funniest thing that had ever happened in the entire funeral history of mankind.
You invested so much time and money and energy and emotions in a grand funeral that two hundred people had come to see and what happens? The coffin won’t get into the grave because the hole was too small – or the coffin was too big. Anyway, they didn’t fit. They didn’t fit!
So we stood there. We looked at the coffin. We looked at the hole. We looked at each other. All the crying suddenly stopped. But no one dared to laugh. Mind you, if you were a member of the family, how can you laugh?
I mean, if this is your father, your grandfather or your granduncle getting buried and his coffin won’t fit into the grave, what do you do about it?
You take him out and dump him into the hole without the coffin? You bring the coffin back with his body and go bury it in some other cemetery? Or do you come another day when the hole is made bigger?
You see, it’s serious. You can’t laugh. You just can’t! I felt more like crying!
You see, I’m the eldest grandson and I was in charge there since my father and his brother had all gone before my grandfather.
You see, I was the head of the family. How can I cry? I had to do something!
I sat down and trying to think hard with the noises behind me. What can I do? What should I do? I recklessly took out my handphone and browse through the myriad phone numbers stored in my handphone trying to search for help.
As I scroll through the every single names in it, I finally realize that those people I knew, so called friends, couldn’t really rely on. Eventually, I saw the name of the grave digger’s and decide to give her a call.
Mdm Funeral: Hi, Mdm Funeral speaking!
ME: Hey! I found out that the hole for my grandfather’s coffin was way too small! I demand for an immediate hole expansion!
Mdm Funeral: I’m sorry sir, but as according to the government, the size of the hole is fixed!
ME: I don’t give a damn! What do you expect? Just place the coffin on the ground unburied?
Mdm F: I’m really…
ME: No buts! No if!
Mdm F: ok sir, I repeat! THE SIZE IS FIXED!!!!
(she hung up the phone)
The noise behind grew louder, everyone struggling to voice out their suggestion while the “spectators” were speaking among themselves as if it’s nobodies business. Those voices, supposedly irritating, has turned out to be filtered through my ears.
I tried to calm down and walk forward to the coffin, those flashes of lights from the camera had almost blinded me. I thought I saw an illuminated figure standing beside the coffin, I must have been too tired after my brain juice was depleted. I continued heading towards the coffin where the others were carrying.
Some groups of people came shouting from a few meters away, the sound was fading before it reaches my ear, however I heard something that rhythms with Wong or wrong. I tilted my head back and realise that another coffin was carried over but this time, it’s smaller although still quite big. As the crowd approached us, somehow, I realise that… the coffins were mixed up by mistake.
*ring ring*
Wait, the phone is ringing. The sounds seems to be coming from… there! The extra, mega, big coffin!!
The crowd was shocked, and I’m no exception. One of the guy went closer to the coffin and… pushed the lid. I was stunned. The phone rang for the 2nd time.
The guy stretched his hand into it and took out something, the handphone.
Guy: hi, I’m from the funeral parlour. I left my handphone inside here and somehow got the coffins mixed up.. *embarrassed*
This time, we managed to burry the coffin. Finally…
Posted by 壁虎 at 10:19:00 PM
Top 10 Guinness World Records!!
10. The guy with longest ear hair:
Who: Radhakant Bajpaimay
When: 2003
Where: India
What: 13.2cm ear hair
Comments: wah!! this guy ear hair so long for wad? if he dye his hair and ear hair with gold colour, what he look like? guess a kind of fish!
9. The first human that have the furthest popped out eye:
Who: Kim Goodman
When: June 13, 1998
Where: Chicago, United States
What: Eye popped out at a distance of 11mm
Comments: wah!! the eye looks so much like fishball.. how did they take down measurement? can she still see with the popped out eye? if participant 1 and 2 has got the same characteristic, i.e. ear hair and popped out eyes, they are a perfect GoldFish couple!!!
8. The hairiest family:
Who: The Ramos Gomez family
When: N/A
Where: Mexico
What: 98% hair coverge of entire body
Comments: the men have thick hair on every inch of their bodies, apart from their hands and feet. are they the 1st generation of the mutated kind kongs which later transformed into humans? this is supposed to be called "werewolf syndrome" in the medical industry, look out when you are alone in the full moon...
7. The man with longest fingernails:
Who: Shridhar Chillal
When: 8 July, 1998
Where:India
What: 6.15m long fingernails on left hand? right hand? erm.. not sure..
Comments: omg, look at those fingernails, all Black! and by the way, the length is measured by Meters (total length of 5 fingernails)!! did he ever bathe? i mean, how was it done? possible? the article mentioned that he did not grow his nails on the right hand, but itsn't the picture showing his right hand? anyway, he's as good as being a cripple.
6. The man with longest hair in the world:
Who: Hoo Sateow
When:November 21, 1997
Where: Chang Mai, Thailand
What: 5.15m long of hair
Comments: hair so long? living in Thailand? hmm.. this guy here probably don't bathe at all. how much water would be sufficient for him to wash a pail of hair? (Aided by local villagers, the siblings wash their hair once a month with detergent and water.) ohh.. so they actually wash their hair once a month with the help of the villagers, not only his mother.
5. Shortest living insect:
Who: Mayfly
When: Now
Where: Worldwide
What: 60 mins of life span as winged adult
Comments: they are pitiful, suffered as a nymph for 2 to 3 years at the bottom of lakes and streams, and then live for as little one an hour as winged adults. ohh what a tragedy...
4. Women with the most piercing:
Who: Elaine Davison
When: August 9, 2001
Where: Scotland
What: 720 piercing on entire body
Comments: she's nuts! what's so great about tt 720 piercing? did she just pierce for the sake of tt award? this was the 2nd record she broke, 1st record was broke in 2000, she had 462 piercings on various parts of her body, including 192 on her facial area alone. please get her sent to a mental hospital!!
3. The man with tattooed body:
Who: Tom Leppard
When: 1987, 2003
Where: Scotland, Australia
What: 99.9% of his body tattooed with a leopard-skin design
Comments: he's darker then an african. you call that leopard? i see nth... pure black! The only parts of his body that remain free of tattoos are the insides of his ears and the skin between his toes.Tom reckons he spent a total of about $7,000 on the tattoos. he's crazy! too stressed up perhaps.
2. Most tattooed woman:
Who: Julia Gnuse
When: N/A
Where: USA
What: 95% body coverage
Comments: eew.. i hate the face being tattooed. disgusting. she looks more like and alien, perhapse could be a zoo keeper as the animals would be more afriad of her dragoned-face. Julia covered her body with tattoos to hide the effects of the skin disease porphyria, which causes blistering and scarring. wouldn't tattooing make the effect worst?
1. Man or woman? You Decide!
Who: Vivian Wheeler
When: 1990
Where: Wood River, Illonois, USA
What: 27.9cm long beard
Comments: you can't be serious, are you? how could this person here looks like a women? the facial looks excluding the beard already looks like a man. she must be a transvestite! okok, she started growing a full beard after the death of her mother in 1990. hmm.. too much male hormones..
Posted by 壁虎 at 1:56:00 AM
Being blind is not like what you think
there is a blind man who will take the usual bus 145 to CMPB at depot road to work. i would see him very often on the bus whenever i came to school if i happened to board the bus at 7.30am. somehow, this guy would know that his bustop has reached and alight, how? i'm wondering as well. he even know that the traffic light has turned red and move back to his seat. why didn't he thought that the bus has stop because it has reached the stop? strange..
i had been wondering about how this middle-aged blind man can "see", but other then this, what i'm more concerned is that i really would like to help although he wasn't that desperate and was rather quite independant.
i always have got this urge but well, i don't have this courage. you know what? actually the physically disable needs a lot of courage to face the society, but actually we need much more courage to lend our helpping hand. not everyone could do it!
erm.. am i the only who is feeling this way, or does everyone agrees with me?
finally on Monday, i managed to "touch" him. WAIT!!! i'm not a gay ok? what i ment was i managed to stretch out my helping hand. the bus was unusually crowed tt day and i was standing at the entrance cos i couldn't move in any further. this man was heading for the fore entrance and obviously his passing by me, he was unbalanced and since he was no near me, there was no reason that i would say "no", and therefore, i helped him. hmm.. or rather, i only managed to touch him for a secound or two.. -_-" but well, i guess i did it!
after school starts i had got lesser time to blog!
i've got my Unlimited Test on tuesday and today, i got so stressed out, or rather tired. tired of last minute useless mugging on something that seems so alien to me and also physically tired. late night and early morning.. yawn.. i even miss my lunch cos i got so farkin engross over my presentation -_-" felt so cold this few days due to tt cold climate and perhaps because i missed out my lunch, wear long sleeve dosen't makes a difference.
i was busy shivering rather then concentrating. all the words from the facilitator was playing hide-and-seek through my ears. what else could i learn if this continues?
i decide to take lunch from tomorrow onwards!
Posted by 壁虎 at 10:15:00 PM
Juz B4 I Got Too Bz To Blog After Today (sch starts lo)...
today chated with Glen over msn and just when we were in between this conversation...
Glen: I saw a Ninja Turtle suit, looks very cool
Me: Woa!! where? *excited*
Glen: TOYS"Я"US
Me: for kids wan ar? (i tot was actual size collectibles -_-")
Glen: Yeah! i tot of buying for my bro
Me: then?
Glen: dun hav his size... too fat
Me: Haha!!!
Me: i tot Ninja Turtles are fat?
Glen: the suit is slim wan
Me: haha..
Me: hmm.. looks like Ninja Turtles only starts to grow fat when they were teenage...
Both: hahahahaha!!!
after the conversation, i went to Yahoo trying to find the spelling of "Toys "Я" us". i always get confused about it's actual spelling *embarassed*. just as i tot of finding it.. why not i try looking for the online catalogue as well, to see how does Young Mutant Ninja Turtle looks like (is "Young" mind you). well, i found the spelling, but not the cute suit. in lieu, i found something pervertic!!
oh yes! another sex pervert who claims to be a super hero in the big screen recently!! he wore his underwear outside, just like Superman. hey gal, wait a minute.. you seem excited?!?
okok.. i found a picture of The Incredible Sex Maniac!! no wait, it's a bogus.. some kids imititing the sex maniac! there you go:
only available in Toys"R"us (to prevent inmitation, please make sure that the giraffe is inside)
oh ya.. when i went to search for foreign Toys"R"us webby, i found the Young Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume:
hmm.. looks like turtles before puberty don't look good at all, huh? Notice: take off shell when not fighting, it only acts as a shield and nothing else!!
ok tt's it for the digusting heros, or so i thought..
Wassup in Teens?
yesterday night, just before i had to sleep early in the future, i read my Teens magazine which had been abondoned long ago in my shelf. that was the December copy, which was bought in November. i realised the fact that more girls are writing in for Pen pal rather then guys.. but but, tt's not the main thing i discoverd.
hmm.. in the penpal page, there is this part which lets everyone to fill in their likes and dislikes. for many months, this trend has been going on... ever since someone 1st used it few months ago.
most writers would fill in this:
Dislike: None. noboby is perfect!
erm, does that means that you don't dislike anyone or anything becoz they are just like other things, equally unperfect? but hey, wait! stop acting like you really don't care, or rather stop being lazy, are you sincere in getting friends? isn't it the fact that becoz nothing is perfect and therefore we dislike them? juz like you dislike cockroach becoz they dun smells good!
1st to Bata then to School!!
wah tml school reopen, you see i sian you also abit sian, huh? that's my pal! lolx!! well, after 1 mths of abandoness and the filty water from the mop plus the dust from the broom, my bag which was lying on the floor is now DAMN DIRTY!! gotta clean it b4 i keep my laptop.. haiz haiz haiz.. i'm allergic to dust!! my nose gotta get itchy soon :S
hey, after today, i'm facing Unlimited Test aka UT again!! Argggggg!! even if there wasn't any test, i won't have much time to blog.. usually i'm taking more then an hour, and some times 2 hours typing on my keyborad to fill up this blog here... hmm.. poor blog..
the 1st time i noticed that the sky could be purple too...
outside the window, there's only a clear sky (no clouds, no colour contrast.. juz plain purple) the window pane just manage to covered the trees in my current position and therefore, the only thing that could have my attention was the sky.. perhaps in the past i have overlooked quite a lot of things or have been attracted to something that is superficially better and missed out the real beauty.. not just the sky, but also everything tt's happen around me. it don't just happen to me, but to everyone else. we always overlooked a lot of things around us..
well.. anyway, the colour looked like this.. beautiful violet..:
Animals has 6th sense and command sense while human only has the latter?
few days ago i hear this from the news: there was no carcass of animals found after the earthquake and tsunami becoz animals has got 6th sense and they could feel the disaster coming, therefor escaped earlier before human does.. but by the way, why didn't they telepathically convey the message to the villagers? hmm..
i heard that you need to have full concentration for telepathy, 6th sense and telekinesis to take place. hmm.. if tt's the case, it explains why animals have such capabilities.. because they has got nothing better to do and therefor they could CONCENTRATE... since tt's the case, mayb humans should juz give up studying and wrking and just concentrate on their concentration? humans one day might discover that it is possible for rolls of toilet papers to turn into money at the blink on an eye after praticing concentration... just concentrate and you can tell how round the earth is without even needing to apply your math and science or geograhpy!! sounds cool...
ok guys, stop wadever you are doing and start Concentrating... sense and feel it...
Posted by 壁虎 at 9:41:00 PM
Welcome To Year 2005!!
today, 01/01/05 is a very special day to everyone, why? because it's a brand new year and everyone would have 12 months to spend which is equivalent to 54 weeks or 365 days which includes 8,760 hours which is similar to 525,600 minutes, that is 31,536,000 seconds!!! wow!! does it amazed you? well.. "wake up!" we've got the same amount of time every year, but how well actually do we cherish it? from now onwards, stop day dreaming and stop wasting time, use every second wisley, or else you would be complaining that you don't have enough time for everything.
okok.. enough of craps.. haha!
this morning woke up early to watch the "feng1 shen2 bang3 MTV" concert. i tot it would be a great concert as so many stars were performing. besides, this concert was specially arranged to be shown today as for a new year celebration. well it somehow turns out stupid and boring to me, partly becoz of the wrong atmosphere; i couldn't let my adrenaline runs wild!! WOoooooOW!!!
all the performances was great, except for Nan Quan Ma Ma's, perhaps becoz they are new and it's thier 1st time on stage; or so, i tot.. their vocal skills need lots of improvement or else the microphone would try to escape. their singing skill was slightly lower then average, expecially the guitarist.. and this band has got occasional suckness.. the concert was held before august. the only Nan Qun Ma Ma's song i heard on radio is "xiao shi hou"... oh ya, if u listen to dongli 883fm, u'll notice how bad they can go when they sae something like "u are listening to dongli 883, wo men shi, NAN QUAN MA MA!!"
oh, by the way, who would name themself "nan quan ma ma"? some guys' band? strange? unique? or simply weird?
back to the concert! hmm.. jay chou join in half way while they are singing, he's the saviour!! haha!! after the song, nan quan ma ma left without saying anything at all.. jay continued singing his other songs...
i can't really judge how good or bad nan quan ma ma is, but they have got lots of fans, but some like them only bcoz they are jay's frenz.. maybe they're juz having stage fright in the concert? their songs in CD are nice, i would say..
2 wonders of Singapore attended the concert, Sun Yan Zi & JJ! my favourite s'pore artist! haha!! Yan Zi only sang 1 song and left, the crowd shouted for encore but they've been ignored.. lolx!!
5566 was the last to perform. did u notice any trend? 5566 seems to be always the last to perform in any co-star concert. for instance, SARS concert held in Sentaso and Jungiery Concert not long ago. hmm.. why issit so? becoz of the saying "好的在后头"? wahahaaha!!
time for some new year wish?
hmm.. i don't wish for much, juz hope that my true love would appear sooner, had a better year this time, and last but not least, IMPROVE my blogging skill and thus improve my English so that more and more people would come to my blog and enjoy reading it!
oh yes, my archive has a January 2005 issue finally!! feels great to see it coming!
i've made my wishes, so what's yours?
Posted by 壁虎 at 4:39:00 PM
