Scientifically Romantic?
Let me dissolve you with the enzyme in my saliva while we smooch
With our bodies stick together, I feel the adrenaline gush throughout
As our two hearts pump harder, we nearly suffocated in the midst of excitement
May we replicate lotsa babies when your ovum feels my sperm
Okay, stop being poetically disgusting...
Posted by 壁虎 at 12:31:00 AM
Oei lamer, you got sense of humor? Part III
GeckoZ: Eh why you all talking in Chinese? Talk in English leh..
Anon: Siao! Later that Bangla know we gossiping behind his back how?
GeckoZ: Ya right... later he come tell you "eh, wo ting de dong ni zai jiang wo" then you know...
Anon: ...
Posted by 壁虎 at 9:14:00 PM
Urgent notice!!!
If anyone is reading this post, please take real careful note.
My name is Sam,
20 year old this year, my sex is
male. Currently
desperate looking for job, good at
blowing, love
the taste of latex in my mouth, can entertain adults but I would
prefer kids who are small and cute. I am only
available at night as I have to attend school in the morning. No, I
don't wear school uniform to work and please
don't ask for special services other then blowing. I could only
twist abit of doggy style. I don't
have much experience but I assure you that I am
able to satisfy my customers in just as short as 30 seconds.
Please contact me if I fit your bill.
Sorry, I don't do blowjobs. I only
want to be a balloon man. >___<
Posted by 壁虎 at 1:02:00 AM
WeBlog Summer Camp 2006
WeBlog IG had a summer DAY camp on 14 to 16 June on 2006 orgainsed for secondary school kids. It was a great success! I am the official camera man and I took quite a few hundres shots for memories. Photos are still under processed, therefore I'm putting the video I created using the photos onto the blog. Some photos were taken by other photographers. All photos that appeared in the video were GREAT SHOTS to me.
Love WeBlog. Love you junior campers. Love the SLR camera. >_<
Lastly, if you had enjoyed the above video and think that I'm a talented camera man, SPONSOR ME AN SLR CAMERA!!!!!
A bloody thank you to you...
PS: To the secondary school kids, check out this 2 links below, it would be useful to you guys to a certain extent.
SGEduLabSGEduLab forum
Posted by 壁虎 at 1:56:00 PM
结婚生子？
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，
孩子就是死后的陪葬品。
如果婚姻是爱情的必经之路，
孩子就是途中捡到的不明之物。
如果婚姻是爱情的完美结局，
孩子就会是两人回忆里最美的爱情结晶。
Posted by 壁虎 at 7:40:00 PM
問世間，情為何物。。。
什麽是愛？愛是什麽？
情又為何物？要怎麽去領悟？
活了20年，難道一直白活了？
空既是色，色既是空。
愛有如天上雲朵，隱約濃霧。
變幻莫測，時有時吳。
當然。。這，只是我的個人觀點。
親情，友情，愛情。
疼我的親人我有。
珍惜我的朋友我有。
喜歡我的女生我也有。
但感受到的情感。。。還是始終無法理解。。。
愛，究竟是怎麽一回事？
從電視上看來的，不管是怎樣的人，他都有被愛的可能性。
胖子也好，窮人也好，囚犯也罷，就連花花公子，他都有人愛。。。
有時還被愛到要死要活，愛到迷失自我。
什麽叫真愛？什麽是自欺欺人？
到底是“愛”無法讓人理解，還是人心常常困惑彼此？
搞不好，也就只有我走不出這愛的迷宮。。。不知道怎麽去愛。
在外的旁觀者，還在頻頻恥笑這，「你真是個窩囊廢」。
有些人付出很多，有些人付出很少。
甚至有些人還在深深思考，自己應該要付出多少。
原因我只想到兩個，
是彼此不夠了解對方，
還是這兩顆心，本來就不相連對方？
被愛的感覺我知。
愛人的感覺我曉。
但又要如何傳達這種感覺？
這我還真摸不着頭腦。。。
Posted by 壁虎 at 4:52:00 PM
Oei lamer, you got sense of humor? Part II
Ven: Wahlao.. Dun kill the ant leh..
GeckoZ: I only flick it off your shirt lar, u toot!
Ven: Later you shoot too hard it hit the tree over there and die how?
GeckoZ: It got eyes got wings cannot U-turn and fly away meh?
Ven: Later I push you out to the road lar, you got eyes got legs can run away from the car hor?
GeckoZ: ... -.-"
Posted by 壁虎 at 6:20:00 PM
Oei lamer, you got sense of humor?
GeckoZ: Eh, just now I got scare by a lizard running across sia..
Fann: Hahahahaha.. A lizard kena scare by another lizard.. *ROFL*
GeckoZ: WTF... Humans oso kena scare by their own species wad, no meh? #$@%#...
Fann: ......
Posted by 壁虎 at 3:22:00 AM
