Siaoboi 也被 Tomorrowed 了！
Siaoboi 也被 Tomorrowed 了！
Siaoboi 被 Tomorrowed 了！！
嘿嘿嘿~
这就表示。。。
我喜欢，也认同他的说法！
什么说法？
如果你还不知道那个 post 是在说什么。。。劳驾，去看看吧。
为了方便各位读者、朋友，我把那个 post 弄过来。
外加后来 update (part 2) 的，壁虎也有插上一脚。
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Kids...
1. sTicKyCaPs. I HaVe No IdEa wHy ThEy LoVe tO wRiTe lIke ThIs, sO IrRiTaTiNg lOrX, I dUn eVeN kNoW WhAt tHe hElL ThEy aRe wRitiNg aBoUt, aNd tHeY aRe So pROuD Of It lOlx ~
2. Are kids today having grammar problems? Or did teachers teach them to write extra letters? For example: todaee horr, thatt teaacherr verii thee cb lehh.. keepp piickiing on miie iin class.. ii dunn liike herr faccee lorr… Or are they blind or what? Can’t see that I there, so there’s a need to add an extra I? If you really can’t see, please go and get yourself a pair of spectacles in case if there’s this need of adding more extra letters in words in the future!
3. After grammar, comes the vocabulary problem. Can’t they just spell properly? Their you = euu, is = ishhh, blog = bloggie, cool = kewl, me = moii or meii, etc. If they really want to be inventors pleases invent some extraordinary words that are not being found in any dictionary instead of just changing their spelling! No wonder our English standard is dropping, hAiX~
4. In...most...blog, they love... to do...this, they....did...this...so that....their...posts...will...look longer. If...they write....until like...that...then...I suggest...that...they...might...as well....don’t....update...their...blog. What’s...the use...of writing....lots...of..craps with...lots of ...............
5. Everybody is talking about project superstar! I know that they will be their future idol, but is there a need to paste them all around blogskins? If that’s the reason then I advice this people to paste them on walls and offer them joss sticks and pray to them! Just a simple blogskin will do right? Is there even a need to paste all this idols everywhere?
6. Next is the color contrast. They love to have all sorts of bright bright blogskins, and their posts are filled with bright bright fonts, it’s really irritating because I need to highlight them in order to read all this posts! I wonder if they have special eyes that allows them to filter off bright bright colors? If not why is there a need to make your whole blog bright bright? This kind of blog people will never give a damn about them!
7. As we know that blogs are public diaries, but I have no idea why there are people who love to use this “Anti right-click” Html. It’s not like you are a supermodel or what and people are stealing all of your pictures. If you don’t like other people to steal your pictures, then don’t post them! As easy as that. By the way, whenever there’s something which captures my attention in a blog whose owner blocks my right-click, I my ways of getting them!
Way 1. Use the “view source button”
Way 2. Use Firefox, it will allow you to right-click even if the anti right-click html is on!
These are some useful ways to copy people stuff even if they don’t allow. Enjoy copying!
8. No matter it’s a guy or a girl, they love to “show off” their likes and dislikes. Take for example, lots of them love: chocolates, ice cream, toys, etc. And dislike: back stabbers, KPKB teachers, alone, liars, perverts, etc. I wonder what makes them so different from others? Who love back stabbers, etc. Only them?
9. Cliche lines. Have you notice that they love to quote "it takes a minute to know someone, an hour to like him, a day to love him, and a lifetime to forget him". It’s so unrealistic! An hour to like someone! You must be joking with me man! No wonder there are so many “innocent” girls who proclaim that they have got cheated! Please la…life is not that simple as an hour to like someone or a day to love him! WAKE UP!!
10. I bet that there are people who think their life is messy and everything, for example "my whole life is in a mess... family, friendship, career... i am beginning to hate myself... i am sad and lonely... when will i be able to find the right person to save me?" Please this is YOUR life, not other people’s, and you will have to save your own self instead of “Ohhh…my Romeo come and save me from all my suffering!”
WAKE UP, WAKE UP !!!
Edited By Shawn
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Kids...Part 2
Ok ok! This is going to be PART 2!
And this is definitely a 100x more fun as it’s also edited by me, GeckoZ!
*eViL… GrIn…*
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I know that when I post my last post, surly I will get “shot” by readers, and I agree that these Kids have their own freedom of how and what to blog, but I am just commenting about it! People also have their rights to complain right?
Got feedback from some readers as well as from my sis, I am going to add more points to my older post.
11. I know that girls love small and cute cute stuffs, but is it necessary to even set your posts in small small windows? It’s a torture for others to read! Imagine that you have to click and click just to read a post, it’s annoying you know? This sort of blog turns me off the most!
12. Song! Everybody has their own favorites, but what I don’t get it was that all this kids loves to play their favorite mp3s and midis in their blog! Once is annoying enough, but all these songs just keeps on playing on and on, non-stop! I can’t even enjoy my own music from my jukebox, and my Windows Media Player, and my Friend’s Blog, and my… erm.. never mind. Anyway! I don’t find the need to show them off, it’s not like as if you are a FAMOUS DJ who is famous for playing a single song over and over again, so just shut those blogs up for other people’s sake for once!
13. If you have noticed, there are blogs that contain a wish list! I know that Christmas is round the corner and all of you have really been “good” boys and girls, and hopes that Santa will give you digital camera, puma jackets, LV handbags, etc, I thought Santa gives toys?!?! Pleases, if you want any of those, BE PRODUCTIVE by working or saving and get them YOURSELF, they just don’t drop from heaven! People won’t buy those for you unless if they are your parent, steady or sugar daddies, so stop DREAMING!
14. Once again, some irritating cute cute stuffs found in blogs, Gif pictures! I know that they will make your blog BRIGHT and LIVELY, but all those blink blink makes my eyes blink away from your blogs! I find it irritating rather that lively and bright! So please, give both my eyes and other reader eyes a rest!
15. About entry problem, there are kids who love to blog long posts, but in these long posts, they are just beating around the bush. If not, then they had mange to blog down every single detail in their lives which happens to be the same as other ORDINARY day! (Which means that the post seems similar everyday), eg. Today went school....did nothing....listen to teacher teach...so boring. When bell ring everybody so happy, so went home....then still got test tomorrow, so boring...still got homework have not done...how? Later teacher scold...die...gtg...byezzz. I have no idea of which person in this whole wide world won’t get sick of reading similar posts over and over again everyday! Please be creative!!
16. There are also stupid irritating Kids who love adding silly good-for-nothing emotions like “hahaha..”, “wahahahaha”, “muahahaha” at the end of every sentences for God-knows-what purposes! Hahaha… They are simply writing it for the sake of writing, lol.. without really brings out how the hell happy they really are! Muahahaha…. Crazy bunch of irritating silly kids! Hur hur hur hur hur~~
17. Some silly people even have PASSWORD PROTECT FOR THE SAKE OF FUN! I can’t understand how fun is it really is. Every time your reader enters your blog, it automatically prompt for the silly password like “I love Blah Blah Bladdy Hell”. As a friend, I find that bothersome too, although I respect your wish to protect it from your family or your rival too, for some childish purposes. If you find that fun then just set that as your other account password as well, that would be fun for the readers! There’s no Private in the Public blogoshpere at all! Keep it in your Microsoft word to keep it private.
18. Annoying things like snowy effects and falling leafs. Nothing can be more annoying then this! Every time u read a sentence, a few words would be covered by the dropping effects created by stupid JAVA codes came out from another silly people. It’s a waste of time waiting for those pictures to uncover the text and for that, you have to wait throughout reading the whole post! Apart from that, it’s holy distracting. Give me a break.
19. Too large or too small fonts size are another silly idea out there. We are not blind folks that need you to magnify a 100x of a normal text size. And neither are we having a small-like-bed-bugs eyes, we don’t need you to cramp your fonts together so that we are able to see the words without moving our head too much.
20. Pop-ups that keeps popping out are irritants, not just advertisement pop-ups, but also pop-ups carving “~+~ Hug’zz Me In Your Arms Thight Thight Forever ~+~”. Nobody likes childish stuff like this on every entry to the blog. And don’t the blogger HERSELF just get tired of it every time SHE enters? Yeah, I’m stressing “HERSELF”, and “SHE”, only girls do such things.
21. Lastly, I hope. If your tag board aren’t working for most of the time, CHANGE IT.
PS: It’s your blog contents that is important, not any of your “Special Effects” that are neither special nor unique in any way.
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这些话憋着很久了。
其实一直想说，不过现在有现成的就拿了过来哈啦一番。
都是一些英文 blogger 常犯的。
（因为中文部落不多嘛）
当然，以上两则 post 有点夸大、做效果，但它们说题的 始终很烦人，不是吗？
壁虎曾经也是英文 blogger 吖~
这些花花绿绿的东西以前也不吃不喝不睡觉，死都要把 effects 弄好。
可是后来才发觉，这些东西看久会腻，除此之外，还很 TMD 碍事碍眼。。。
PSSSS:
这不是100%的对，只是个人看法。
读者、朋友可拿去做参考，也可拿来做检讨，更可以当成过眼云烟，过目就忘。
开心就好。
Posted by 壁虎 at 12:00:00 AM
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woo!!说得好！其实我最讨厌的是stickycaps!
中文 blog 永远都不会有这样的问题！
嘻嘻~
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