Thursday, December 22, 2005

怎样抓蟑螂？

蟑螂

注意：此蟑螂，非“蟑螂”也。

昨晚上厕所的时候，
到处漆黑一片，
我。。。
踩到了一只蟑螂。
庆幸没把它踩扁，
不然无辜的 会是脚板和地板。

起初也没察觉到那竟会是只蟑螂，
后来回头一看，才发现小强匆忙跑掉。
自己也没怎样被吓一跳，就只是不停把脚洗了又洗重复再洗。

今天早上醒来的时候，
发现小强光天化日之下在厨房乱闯。
看了一下发现下半部竟然凹了进去。
一口咬定，它就是昨晚的那只受害者！

直觉告诉我，
我应该斩草除根、大义灭亲。
（尽管它只是在府上借住几宿。。。）
我鼓起勇气，不慌不忙的把塑胶袋套在手上准备把蟑螂抓起来。
结果，这下子就准备了个十几分钟。
*汗*

蟑螂越是进我就越是退。
也只能等它退了我才敢进。
就这样进进退退地，
花了大半个时辰和小强跳 tango.

最后，我终于。。终于。。
眼睁睁看着它凯旋而归啦！


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飞天小强的飞天本领！
现说明：
可靠性、真实性、可信度、准确度。。
完完全全。。不多。
请点击。。这里。

Posted by 壁虎 at 2:45:00 AM

16 Comments

  1. Blogger Lionel Tan posted at 12/22/2005 4:07 AM  
    wah...where got like that catch cockroach one?!?!?!

    Luckly is not dead, if not I ask my army to go to your house and hunt you!
  2. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/22/2005 4:14 AM  
    wah jia lat, lucky never kill!
    i scared the Air force more then the Land troops man!!
  3. Blogger 家宝 posted at 12/22/2005 7:39 AM  
    Very interesting..hahaha...
    laughing my head off already...
    why dun u buy the cockroach house and see how many u got?
  4. Blogger 阿穎 posted at 12/22/2005 10:29 AM  
    哈哈哈 。。 原來壁虎也怕蟑螂 !

    ^______________^
  5. Blogger 小嬡 posted at 12/22/2005 4:25 PM  
    i thought cockroach is gecko's best friend?

    why only dance tango together?

    should meet often to donate blood and lim milo plus puff together instead lah.

    =P
  6. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/22/2005 5:38 PM  
    阿宝, how to buy cockroach house???
    >_<

    颖姐，你什么时候见过你家壁虎会到蟑螂窝做客的？
    咯咯咯咯~

    小嫒，此蟑螂，非“蟑螂”也。
    =P
  7. Blogger ツリちゃん☆ posted at 12/22/2005 9:50 PM  
    蟑螂图... 超gross...

    I feel like using my Baygon to spray the computer screen.

    Eeewwww.
  8. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/22/2005 11:02 PM  
    it's gross. therefore, i posted it after thinking twice, with the same conclusion!

    =PpPpP
  9. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/23/2005 2:37 AM  
    wah sei!
    this website should goes to Cockroach!

    He's the one that has a fetish over roaches.
    LoL~~

    ahem.. but the 1st sentence, "ha ha, interesting post", still goes to me.
    =DDDD
  10. Blogger 小嬡 posted at 12/23/2005 6:29 PM  
    yah, that giant cockroach picture is damn gross! it's like stuck onto the monitor screen.

    yucks man!
  11. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/23/2005 7:00 PM  
    so i thing now all should agree that Lizard is the cutest creature ever~

    =D
  12. Blogger Xiaoxin （小心） posted at 12/29/2005 12:05 AM  
    hahaha,,,, Zhou Xing Chi very powerful... the whole world's cockroaches are called Xiao Qiang now... heheh...

    Anyway... what an ordeal for u! haha! Funny post! ;p
  13. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/29/2005 1:12 AM  
    Xiao Qiang originated from Zhou Xing Xing wan ar???
    I want to be as powerful as him!!
    I want the whole world's Xiao Qiang learn how to dance Tango!!!
    wahahaha!!!
  14. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 2/02/2006 5:44 PM  
    I remember I tried to killed cockroaches with hot water. I just pour hot water onto it and watch it struggle. It usually died before my third cup of water, hehee... Well, I hate the pesticide smell so I use hot water. It is quite effective too.
  15. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 2/02/2006 8:21 PM  
    3 cups of hot water to kill a cockroach? that's why cockroaches are cool stuff. Haha.

    But the next problem is that, I had cockroachphobia.
    I wouldn't touch that dead lil' thing either.
    =/
  16. Anonymous Michael posted at 10/13/2011 8:58 PM  
    Here, I don't actually consider it is likely to have effect.
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