Monday, November 28, 2005

Aunty 人如花

Aunty 人如花

今早搭巴士的时候，
发生了恐怖事件。
不。
应该是比恐怖事件来的更恐怖的事件！

车上不算拥挤，
但 每长双人位都已被那些乘客独霸了。

有位大概 30 岁的 Aunty 在途中也上了车。
这位 aunty 貌美如花 貌像如花。
（就差那如花 trademark 的装扮）
她向壁虎走了过来，就坐在我身边。

不就是一位 aunty 嘛，有什么好可怕的？
就算她长的 100% 像如花，那也没什么。
可是！！
她的眼神让我想起如花那神经兮兮的样子。

谁知道，搞不好，
aunty 会随时抓起我的手再突然狂咬我一口？

结果眼看就要下车了。
我竟然在迟疑到底要不要走出 aunty 双腿的“关卡”。
-_-"
真到站了，死都得下车。

因为头脑想太多而神游去了。
就这样壁虎失去平衡，差点还爬在 aunty 身上。
糗大了！！

其实仔细想想。。
Aunty 哪一点像如花啦？
一点也不。

头脑不清醒，乱发白日梦，胡斯又乱想。
后果就会不堪设想！

Moral of the story:
Never step out of your house with only 4hrs of sleep!!

Posted by 壁虎 at 11:55:00 PM

7 Comments

  1. Blogger Lionel Tan posted at 11/29/2005 1:08 PM  
    Wah...sometimes I only have 3 hours sleep also didn't anyhow think until like that. What happen to lizard??? Ai yo...you think too much liao lah...funny, funny...hahahahaha
  2. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 11/29/2005 1:39 PM  
    or maybe... tt aunty really look like ru hua??
    O_o?

    actually i dun dare to take a 2nd look =X
  3. Blogger ツリちゃん☆ posted at 11/30/2005 6:38 PM  
    I have left my house with less than 2 hours of sleep before, but have yet to imagine anyone even remotely like Ru Hua...

    Perhaps Gecko likes Ru Hua, therefore is constantly thinking about her?

    :p
  4. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 11/30/2005 11:06 PM  
    冤枉啊~~！！！！！！
    T_T
  5. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 12/01/2005 2:18 AM  
    haiz young can afford to slp 3hrs..I'm too old for that...now never slp more than 6 hrs..i just can't work
  6. Blogger 壁虎 posted at 12/01/2005 12:58 PM  
    Beast, if how tired = how many Ru Hua u will see...
    then out of 10 Ru Hua, wadz ur rating?

    hahahaha~~
  7. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 9/25/2006 12:06 AM  
    Hi! I dont't understand this blog, but it's OK:)

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