壁虎男与壁虎女
壁虎男与壁虎女。。。
壁虎男： What do you call male lizards?
壁虎女： Got such terms, meh?
壁虎男： Got!
壁虎女： Dunno!?
壁虎男： Gecko!!!!
壁虎女： Then what do you call female lizards?
壁虎男： Haha! I call her "Liz"!
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Liz: You jump, I jump...
Gecko: You want, you jump. You die, your business...
Liz: I'll love you till the day "forever" comes...
Gecko: I'll love you till the day I don't love you anymore. * -_-" * * =P * * hahahaha! *
Liz: Without you.. my life has no meaning...
Gecko: With you.. my life appears to be a fantastic, marvellous, masterpiece of CRAP!
Liz: Life has only one purpose right from the start. The purpose is you. I lived to know you, lived waiting for you... and now living to keep u in my life...
Gecko: Ever since you came into my life.. I knew that, my one and only purpose is to ELIMINATE you!
Liz: Having the thought of dying brings my tears down as i know that dying is as good as losing you...
Gecko: Having the thought of you dying brings my tears of happiness, knowing that I've lost you finally!
Liz: I'll love you as long as I'm alive..
Gecko: I'll only love you unless you threaten to take my life!
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壁虎闲着在学校无聊写的。。
笑一笑就好，可别这样对女朋友说。
除非你找打呗！
哈哈哈！
（大部分的 "liz" 是由 Yvonne 想出来的。=P ）
Posted by 壁虎 at 12:22:00 PM
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