壁虎山莊 ™ Geckos' Lair

I love this kids!

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Yin dee tee dai roo juk

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Just enjoy.

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This video is ever changing... on it's own.

Roman numerals

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List of -ologies and what they study

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A
Acarology, the study of ticks and mites
Actinobiology, the study of the effects of radiation upon living organisms
Actinology, the study of the effect of light on chemicals
Aerobiology, a branch of biology that studies organic particles, such as bacteria, fungal spores, very small insects and pollen, which are passively transported by the air.
Aerology, the study of the atmosphere
Aetiology, the medical study of the causation of disease
Agnoiology, the study of things of which we are by nature ignorant, or of things which cannot be known
Agrobiology, the study of plant nutrition and growth in relation to soil conditions
Agrology, the branch of soil science dealing with the production of crops. Synonymous with agricultural science in Canada.
Agrostology, the study of grasses
Algology, the study of algae
Allergology, the study of the causes and treatment of allergies; a branch of medicine
Andrology, the study of male health and disease
Anesthesiology, the study of anesthesia and anesthetics; a branch of medicine
Angelology, the study of angels
Angiology, the study of the anatomy of blood and lymph vascular systems
Anthropology, the study of humans
Apiology, the study of bees (apiaries)
Arachnology, the study of spiders and their kind
Archaeology, the study of past cultures through the analysis of material remains
Archaeozoology, the study of relationships between humans and animals over time through examination of animal remains at archaeological sites (also see Zooarchaeology)
Areology, the study of Mars
Assyriology, the study of the Assyrians
Astacology, the study of crawfish
Asteroseismology, the study of the internal structures of stars as revealed by their oscillations (see also Helioseismology).
Astrobiology, the study of origin of life
Astrogeology, the study of geology of celestial bodies (e.g., planets, asteroids, comets)
Astrology, the study of the purported influence(s) of celestial bodies on earthly affairs
Astrometeorology: using astrology to forecast the weather
Atmology, the study of the laws and phenomena of aqueous vapors
Audiology, the study of hearing; a branch of medicine
Autecology, the study of the ecology of any individual species
Auxology, the study of human growth.
Axiology, the study of the nature of values and value judgements

B
Bacteriology, the study of bacteria and germs
Balneology, the science of the therapeutic use of baths
Barology, the study of gravitation
Batology, the study of brambles
Bibliology, the study of books
Bioecology, the study of interaction of life in the environment
Biology, the study of life
Bromatology, the study of food
Brontology, the scientific study of thunder

C
Campanology, the study and the art of bell ringing
Cardiology, the study of the heart
Cariology, the study of cells
Cereology, the study of crop circles
Cetology, the study of cetaceans - whales, dolphins, and porpoise
Characterology, the study of character
Christology, the theological study of redemption (christos > christein: to sacrament), not only speaking of Christianity but also extended to religion in general
Chorology, the study of the relationship of biological or other phenomena to their locations
Chronology the study of things in order of time or the study of time
Climatology, the study of the climate
Codicology, the study of the preparation of books and manuscripts (ink, paper, vellum etc)
Coleopterology, the study of beetles
Coniology, the study of dust in the atmosphere and its effects on plants and animals, also spelled "koniology"
Conchology, the study of shells and of molluscs
Contrology, a neologism for the Pilates method, a system of physical exercise
Cosmology, the study of the cosmos or our place in it
Cosmetology, the study of cosmetics and their use
Craniology, the study of the characteristics of the skull
Criminology, the scientific study of crime
Cryology, the study of very low temperatures and related phenomena.
Cryptology, the study of how to encrypt and decrypt secret messages
Cryptozoology, the study of animals that may or may not be mythical
Cynology, the study of dogs
Cytomorphology, the study of the structure of cells
Cytology, the study of cells

D
Deltiology, the study of, but more often the collecting of, picture postcards
Demonology, the study of demons
Dendrochronology, the study of the age of trees and the records in their rings
Dendrology, the study of trees
Deontology, in ethics, the study of duty.
Dermatology, the field of medicine that deals with the skin
Dermatopathology, the field of dermatological anatomical pathology
Desmology, the study of ligaments
Dialectology, the study of dialects
Dipterology, the study of flies
Diabetology, the study of diabetes mellitus
Dragonology, the study of dragons

E
Ecclesiology, the study of Church architecture and decoration, or separately the study of the Christian Church
Ecogeomorphology, or biogeomorphology, the study of interactions between organisms and geomorphological processes
Ecohydrology, the study of interactions among organisms and the water cycle.
Ecology, the study of the interrelationships between living organisms and their environment. Sometimes spelled "œcology".
Economic geology is concerned with earth materials that can be utilized for economic and/or industrial purposes.
Ecophysiology, the study of the interrelationship between an organism's physical functioning and its environment
Edaphology, a branch of soil science that studies the influence of soil on life.
Egyptology, the study of the ancient Egyptians
Electrophysiology, the study of the relationship between electric phenomena and bodily processes
Embryology, the study of embryos
Emetology, the study or knowledge of emetics
Endocrinology, the study of internal secretory glands
Ecchinology, the study of cheeses.
Enigmatology, the study of puzzles
Enology (or Oenology), the study of wine and winemaking
Entomology, the study of insects
Enzymology, the study of enzymes
Epidemiology, the study of the origin and spread of diseases
Epistemology, the study of the nature and origins of knowledge
Escapology, the practice of escaping from restraints or other traps.
Eschatology, a branch of theology concerned with the final events in the history of the world or of mankind
Ethnology, the study of race
Ethnomusicology, the study of music in society, usually non-western music
Ethology, the study of animal behaviour
Etiology, same as Aetiology
Etymology, the study of word origins
Evolutionary biology, the study of the process of biological evolution
Evolutionary psychology, the study of the process of (usually) human psychological evolution.
Exobiology, the study of life in outer space

F
Felinology, the study of cats
Ferroequinology, the study of railways, particularly locomotives.
Fetology, the study of the fetus, especially when within the uterus. Sometimes spelled foetology.
Formicology, the study of ants
Fungology, see mycology.
Futurology, the study of the future

G
Garbology, the study of refuse and trash
Gastrology or Gastroenterology, the study of diseases of stomach and intestines
Gemmology or Gemology, the study of gemstones and ornamental materials
Genealogy (commonly misspelled and mispronounced as "geneology"), the study of relationships within families particularly with a view to constructing family trees
Genecology, the study of genetic differences in relation to the environment
Geobiology, the study of the biosphere and its relations to the lithosphere and atmosphere.
Geochronology, the study of the age of the Earth
Geology, the study of the Earth
Geomorphology, the study of present-day landforms, traditionally on Earth but with increasing frequency on nearby planetary objects
Gerontology, the study of old age
Glaciology, the study of glaciers
Grammatology, the study of writing systems. Also the study of deconstructive literary criticism, popularized in the 1960s by Jacques Derrida
Graphology, the study of handwriting for the purpose of analysing the character of the writer
Grossology, the study of gross (slang) and disgusting things. Fictional; book title
Gynaecology or Gynecology, the study of medicine relating to women, or of women in general

H
Hematology/Haematology, the study of blood
Heliology, the study of the sun
Helioseismology, the study of vibrations and oscillations in the sun
Helminthology, the study of parasitic worms. See Vermeology.
Hepatology, the study of the liver; a branch of medicine
Herbology, the study of the therapeutic use of plants
Herpetology, the study of reptiles and amphibians
Heteroptology, the study of true bugs
Hieroglyphology, Egyptian hieroglyphics, an ancient writing system
Hierographology, the study of sacred texts
Hierology, a more inclusive term for theology
Hippology, study of horses
Histology, the study of living tissues
Histopathology, the study of the (microscopic) structure of diseased tissues
Historiology, the study of the writings and practices of historians
Horology, the study of making timepieces, measuring time and timekeeping (also the study of time)
Hydrogeology, the study of underground water
Hydrology, the study of water
Hypnology, the study of sleep (also: somnology)

I
Ichnology, the study of fossil footprints, tracks, and burrows
Ichthyology, the study of fish
Ideology, the study of ideas throughout society both socially,politically,historically and literary
Immunology, the study of the immune system
Indology, the study of the history, languages, and cultures of the Indian subcontinent
Iranology, the study of history, literature, art and culture of Iran (Persia)
Islamology, the study of the Islam

J
Japanology, the study of Japanese people

K
Karyology, the study of karyotypes (a branch of cytology)
Killology, the study of human beings killing other human beings (Grossman's theory)
Kinesiology, the study of movement in relation to human anatomy
Kremlinology, the study of the Soviet Union
Kymatology, the study of waves or wave motions

L
Laryngology, the study of the larynx, or voice box; a branch of medicine
Lepidopterology, the study of butterflies and moths
Lexicology, the study of the signification and application of words
Limnology, the study of fresh water environments, particularly lakes
Lithology, the study of rocks
Ludology, the study of video games
Lymphology, the study of the lymph system and glands

M
Malacology, the study of mollusks
Mammalogy, the study of mammals
Mereology, a branch of logic focusing on the study of part-whole relationships
Meteorology, the study of weather
Methodology, (properly) the study of methods
Metrology, the study of measurement
Microbiology, the study of micro-organisms.
Micrology, the science of preparing and handling microscopic objects for study.
Mineralogy, the study of minerals
Missiology, the study of missions and missionary work
Mixology, the study or skill of preparing mixed drinks.
Molinology, the study of windmills, watermills and animal engines.
Morphology, the study of forms that is used in several other fields (biology, linguistics, astronomy, etc.)
Museology, the study of museum management.
Musicology, the study of music
Mycology, the study of fungi
Myology the scientific study of muscles
Myrmecology, the study of ants
Mythology, the study of myths

N
Nanotechnology, the study and design of machines at the molecular level
Nanotribology, the study of friction on a very small (atomic) scale
Nematology, the study of nematodes
Neonatology, the study of diseases and the care of newborn infants; a branch of pediatrics/paediatrics
Nephology, the study of clouds
Nephrology, the study of the kidneys and their diseases, a branch of medicine
Neurology, the study of nerves
Neuropathology, the study of neural diseases
Neurophysiology, the study of the functions of the nervous system
Nosology, the study of disease classification
Numerology, the study of numbers (often in a non-mathematical sense)
Nutriology, the study of nutrition

O
Oceanology, the study of oceans
Odonatology, the study of dragonflies and damselflies
Odontology, the study of the structure, development, and abnormalities of the teeth
Oenology, the study of wine
Omnology, the study of everything
Oncology, the study of cancer
Oneirology, the study of dreams
Onomatology, the study of proper names
Ontology, the study of existence
Oology, the study of eggs
Ophthalmology, the study of the eyes
Organology, the study of musical instruments (not just organs); alternatively, the study of anatomical organs
Ornithology, the study of birds
Orology, the study of mountains and their mapping
Orthopterology, the study of grasshoppers and crickets
Osteology, the study of bones
Otolaryngology, the study of the ear and throat; a branch of medicine
Otology, the study of the structure, function, and pathology of the ear
Otorhinolaryngology, the same as otolaryngology

P
Paleoanthropology, the study of prehistoric people and human origins
Paleobiology, the study of prehistoric life
Paleobotany, the study of prehistoric metaphytes (i.e., multicellular plants)
Paleoclimatology, the study of prehistoric climates
Paleoecology, the study of prehistoric environments by analyzing fossils and rock strata
Paleontology, the study of fossils of ancient life
Paleophytology (see "paleobotany"), the study of ancient multicelled plants
Paleozoology, the study of prehistoric metazoans (i.e., multicellular animals)
Palynology, the study of pollen
Parapsychology, the study of paranormal or psychic phenomenon that defy conventional scientific explanations
Parasitology, the study of parasites
Pathology, the study of illness
Pedology (soil study), one of two main branches of soil science
Pedology (children study), the study of children's behavior and development
Penology, the study of prison management and criminal rehabilitation.
Personology, a variant of physiognomy
Petrology, the study of rocks and the conditions by which they form
Pharmacology, the study of drugs
Phenology, the study of periodic biological phenomena such as flowering, migration, breeding, etc.
Phenomenology, the study and science of phenomena as distinct from the science of actual existence or being; also a movement founded by Husserl which studies conscious experience without its metaphysical concerns
Philology, the study of a language together with its literature
Phlebology, a branch of medicine that deals with the venous system
Phonology, the study of vocal sounds
Phrenology, the derivation of a persons character traits, by studying the shape of their skull
Phycology, the study of algae
Physiology, the study of mechanical, physical, and biochemical functions of living organisms
Phytology, the study of plants; botany
Phytopathology ("Plant pathology"), the study of plant diseases
Phytosociology, the study of the ecology of plant communities
Piphilology, the mnemonic practice of writing sentences such that the numbers of letters in the words correspond to the consecutive digits of pi
Planetology, the study of planets and solar systems; more commonly called Planetary science
Planktology, the study of plankton
Pneumology, a synonym of Pulmonology
Pomology, the scientific study and cultivation of fruits
Posology, the study of drug dosage
Primatology, the study of primates
Proctology, the study of the hind regions (rectum, anus, colon and pelvic floor) of the body
Psephology, the study, especially statistical, of elections.
Psychobiology, the study and psychology of organisms with regard to their functions and structures
Psychology, the study of mental processes in living creatures
Psychopathology, the study of the mental processes within mental illness or disorders
Psychopharmacology, the study of psychotropic or psychiatric drugs
Psychophysiology, the study of the physiological bases of psychological processes
Pulmonology, the specialty in medicine that deals with diseases of the lungs and the respiratory tract

R
Radiology, the study of rays, usually ionising radiation
Redology, the study of the classical Chinese literary masterpiece Dream of the Red Chamber
Reflexology, originally the study of reflexes or of reflex responses; but see also non-study list
Rheology, the study of flow
Rheumatology, the study of rheumatic diseases, a branch of medicine
Rhinology, the study of the nose and its diseases
Ripperology, the study of Jack the Ripper and the crimes associated with him

S
Sarcology, a subsection of anatomy that studies the soft parts. It includes myology, angiology, neurology, and splanchnology
Scatology, the study of feces
Scientology, the applied study of science created by American writer L. Ron Hubbard
Sedimentology, a branch of geology that studies sediments.
Seismology, the study of earthquakes
Selenology, the study of the moon
Semiology, the study of signs
Semitology, the study of Semitic cultures
Serology, the study of blood serum
Serpentology, the study of snakes
Sexology, the study of sex
Sindonology, the study of the Shroud of Turin
Sinology, the study of China
Sitiology, dietetics, the study of diet. Also, a treatise on diet. Also spelled "sitology"
Sociology, the study of society
Sociobiology, the study of the effect of evolution on ethology
Somnology, the study of sleep, also: hypnology
Somatology, study of human characteristics
Soteriology the study of the doctrine of salvation, especially as related to Christianity
Sovietology, the study of communist Soviet Union
Speleology, the study or exploration of caves
Splanchnology, the study of the viscera
Sporalogy, a parody of astrology
Stemmatology, a discipline that attempts to reconstruct the transmission of a text (especially a text in manuscript form) on the basis of relations between the various surviving manuscripts
Stomatology, the estudy of the mouth and its diseases.
Sumerology, the study of the Sumerians.
Symbology, the study and interpretation of symbols, or a set of symbols. Also used for types of barcodes
Symptomatology, the study of symptoms
Synecology, the study of the ecological interrelationships among communities of organisms
Syphilology, the study of syphilis

T
Taxology, a synonym for taxonomy
Technology, the study of the practical arts (but see above)
Teleology, the study of ends or final causes
Teratology, the study of wonders, or monsters
Terminology, the usage and study of terms.
Thanatology, the study of physical, psychological and social problems associated with dying.
Thermology, the study of heat.
Theology, the study of God or gods
Tibetology, the study of Tibet
Tocology, the study of childbirth, sometimes spelled "tokology".
Tonology, the study of intonation in speech
Topology, the mathematical study of closeness and connectedness
Toxicology, the study of poisons
Traumatology, the study of wounds and injuries caused by accidents or assaults and their surgical treatment and repair; a branch of medicine
Tribology, the study of friction and lubrication
Trichology, the study of hair and the scalp
Typology, the study of classification

U
Ufology, the study of Unidentified flying object (UFO) phenomena.
Universology, the science of the universe, and the relations which it involves.
Unology, the science and study of unity in all of its forms.
Uranology, the branch of physics that studies celestial bodies and the universe as a whole.
Urbanology, the study of urban problems, esp. as a social science.
Urology, the study and treatment of diseases of the urogenital tract, a branch of medicine. Sometimes spelled "ourology".
Uroradiology, uxamination of the urinary tract by radiological techniques.

V
Vaccinology, the study of vaccines
Velology, the study of motor vehicle tax discs.[1]
Venereology, the study of venereal diseases
Vexillology, the study of flags
Victimology, the study of victims of crime, often applied to characterizing the criminal
Virology, the study of viruses
Volcanology (also spelled vulcanology), the study of volcanoes and related phenomena (traps)

X
Xenobiology, the study of non-terrestrial life
Xylology, the study of wood

Z
Zooarchaeology, the study and analysis of animal remains at archaeological sites to reconstruct relationships between people, animals, and their environment (also see Archaeozoology)
Zoology, the study of animals
Zoopathology ("Animal pathology"), the study of animal diseases
Zoopsychology, the study of mental processes in animals
Zymology, the study of fermentation

A leopard never change it's...

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Rosettes!

The leopard, Panthera pardus, is very adaptable and the most widely distributed of the big cats, found across Asia and Africa in habitats ranging from open savannah to dense jungle. The base colour of its coat varies from pale yellow to deep gold, patterned with black spots arranged in small rings called rosettes. Its legs are shorter than a cheetah's but longer than a jaguar's. Its muzzle is longer than either of the others', and it has a long tail. It is an excellent climber and often stores its kills in trees, out of reach of larger predators. The 'black panther', often thought to be a separate species, is in fact simply a melanistic (black) leopard.

The cheetah, Acinonyx jubatus, is found mainly in Africa (outside of this continent there is only a small, relict population in Iran). Its whole body is designed for speed - it is the fastest-running animal in the world. It is the tallest and slimmest of the three, with long legs and a long, slightly flattened tail which acts like a rudder, helping it make tight turns at high speed. Its head is small and rounded, with a short muzzle, and unlike other cats its claws are only partially retractile, so they are always visible outside the paw - they act like spikes on running shoes, helping the cheetah grip the ground when running. Its background colour is tawny, covered with small, solid black spots. A very distinctive feature of the cheetah are the 'tear-marks' on its face - two black lines running from the inner corner of the eyes down to the corner of the mouth.

The jaguar, Panthera onca, is found only in the jungles of South America. It resembles a leopard, but is much stockier and more muscular, with shorter legs and tail. The head is broader with a shorter muzzle, and the spots are larger and arranged in bigger rosettes. It is also more richly coloured. Unlike the other two, it is fond of water and often hunts turtles and fish. It is the third largest of all cats, after the tiger and lion.

Birthstones

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List of Phobias

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Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B-

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C-

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D-

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E-

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.

F-

Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

G-

Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.

H-

Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

I-

Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

J-

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

K-

Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.

L-

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.

M-

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)

N-

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.

O-

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.

P-

Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.

R-

Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

S-

Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.

T-

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.

U-

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.

V-

Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.

W-

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.

X-

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

Z-

Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

RP life at CAB

2008-04-14T21:45:00.002+08:00

EAT, SLEEP, DO DUTY.

u eat not bcos the food is tasty, not because u are hungry, but bcos u got nth to do and food is all u see.
u slp not becos u enjoy slping, not becos the wether is nice, not becos u have done everything and u've got nth better to do, but bcos u are too tired, or becos u have to slp so that u wont feel tired when on duty.
and all u did on your duty is nth interesting, nth exciting, but rather a daily routine, daily routine of standing at guard post, checking vehicles and personels coming into base, saluting the high rankers. or even worst, u just sit down at one of the emplacement looking at the airforce planes taking off and landing, or u see planes at changi airpot doing the same shit flying and landing. worst thing is, u cant slp, eat, and do things u are not allowed to just becos eyes are watching on you, cameras are pointing towards you. and if u got caught, u just continue doing duties when others bk out on their off days.

PaThEtIc.

RP aka Regimental Policeman (Security guard of air base only lar sia, machiam cisco?)
CAB aka Changi Airbase

写给 dear dear 的信

2008-04-10T20:36:00.004+08:00

Dear dear.. y aren't you online? watching tv ar? =(
今天真的对不起没有抽出时间来陪你。。。
Last nite i accidentally told my mum that i'll b having dinner at home b4 i bk in, then today she cooked extra rice for me to fry b4 i bk in, cos she went to take care of my aunt.. Then bo bian, i latest have to leave home at 9.30pm to bk in mah, then my clothes all havent dry i cant pack them yet as well, so if i go out meet u, i'll have to reach home by latest 7pm... Then ur sch finish at 5pm rite? where got time to go play pool? Cos u still need to go home and change clothes 对吗？

Actually by rite i'm supposed to bk in tml morning at 7.30am, budden tt one very rush, if i miss the 1st few buses i'll be late le, must wake up at 5am... So i decided to bk in tonite.. =( Sorry dear dear, it's not that i don't miss you... Besides the sky is about to rain lar.. Will delay a lot of time if it really rains rite?

还有还有，next time when u sms me can try to insert more emoticons mah? Or else just by reading words i might not be able to tell your feelings, i can only guess... Then i cant confirm if my guess is rite..

1 impt thing that we missed out in our relationship is the friendship period bah... We havent get to know each other's 性格 then we became stead le.. Maybe it's my fault, but still, 我没有后悔做你男朋友，也很开心你能做我女朋友。And becos of that, i don't understand u well bah.. Sometimes u reply my sms i also don't know how u actually felt, is it happy, contented, sarcastic, angry, or bo chap... -.- So if can ar, dun insert "wth, wtf, nabei, fuck lar" and other vulgarities unless u are really pissed bah k?? ^^

And also, tt time u mentioned to me that u want to save ur hp bills from 暴, then how sia? U sms me so little, then always outside with ur friends cannot stay at home gimme a call with ur house phone... Then when i call u also u sometimes not free to chat, haven tok for long u say u bz wan to 挂电话了。。 Liddat how sia? =(
真的很少时间勾通 lors...

This "letter" so long, will u reply me?? I hope u will, and i'll look forward to a reply when i nxt bk out.. =) Or if u lazy type so long to reply me, atleast gimme a short one through sms lar, if possible to squeeze.. 好吗？

Or if u want to write out also can lar hahas xDD

And since u're still confused abt my working schedule, i try to explain here... Easier..

Now my time table is consist of 4 days cycle:
Day 1: Book in 7.30am
Day 2: Book out evening (not sure ard what time yet)
Day 3: Book in at 8am and bk out at 6pm latest... For standby purpose incase anything emergency happens the air base needs more manpower... (sometimes day 3 might not need to book in at all, depends on the superior decision)
Day 4: 1 full day off.

Then back to day 1 again... Then day 2, 3 ,4 and so on... It's a cycle...
So if this thursday i off, then friday will be on duty till saturday, then sunday on standby, then monday off again.
Is it easier to understand now??
O.o?

Umm.. last thing b4 i go bathe and prepare to leave home, if u online chatting with other ppl u met from facebook who are not close at all, might as well spend the time replying this long letter lar kays? ^^

Dear, Wo Ai Ni... I love you..

Sam,
XoXo

2008-03-23T11:20:00.000+08:00

2008-01-20T01:29:00.000+08:00

Bye bye, for now.

2007-09-16T18:35:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

I'm going off for holiday tml, living the way how life should be lived.

Will be taking a cruise to the resort, check in at 1pm. Lots of cool stuff in the goodie bag and I'll probably get a new hair style tomorrow. Beautiful sunsets and and the sea awaits.

Ciaoz!

Dear hair,

This will the the last time I'm washing you. Please take good care of yourself in the future. I'll miss you.

Bon Voyage.

Double check

2007-09-08T17:44:00.000+08:00

Tried the same test again. Check out the accuracy.

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

How accurate...

Newest update on my current mentallity and personality.

2007-09-01T18:51:00.000+08:00

You are just about to discover the deeper side of me that you might not have found out.

Just don't get too shocked if what the following states doesn't tally with what you thought you knew about me. You just didn't know much about me. ;)

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

I'm as rotten as it's been analysed, honestly. Atleast for the time being. If you didn't know what some of the trait means, you can check out the meaning after finishing the test on it's description page. Or else, just check out a dictionary.

I find this so accurate that I would rate it 9 out of 10. Try it here: http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html

Enjoy.

BGR. Not Blue Green Red, lah. ~_~

2007-08-27T01:18:00.000+08:00

Now already 什么年代了？ More and more people putting their legs into the territory of love man. BGR? 还有谁会大惊小怪？

Boyfriend, 你没有咩？连 gays 都有过不少 ex 咯。
Girlfriends 更不用讲, 现在有多少个 da po 还是 virgins 的（除了我）？？ Mai lao kui lar.

Statistics obvious enough to tell you that, 不用做 research, 有两立眼睛看的人都懂，满街都是 boy boy-girl girl 手牵手。跟你老爸老母年代比起来，现在情人满天下。

以前大庭广众下是尾指拉尾指，现在却是舌头斗舌头。是时代开放，还是爱情泛滥？

BGR 分 3 种。
1) True love.
2) Love.
3) Lust.

男生 majority go for lust.
女生 half-half go for love.
双双 fully really love 的，也很少机会走入 true love.

General equation of "modern love":
你看得懂吗？

Ok maybe what i just wrote was full of crap.

Defination of love from the urban dick. Erm.. Urban Dictionary I mean.

An inexplainable yet incredibly strong feeling for someone...Most people
use the word "love" to get into someone else's pants. Love is overused in
today's world, people say they love someone because of the way they look or
their body. That isn't love. Love is when you can't do anything without thinking
about that person, you always want to be with them. It's not that you want to
have sex with them, you just want to spend time with them and you just want to
hold them and never let go. Love can be fooling, you can think you're in love
and it can lead to the most horrible feeling in the world. Also you can wait so
long for someone, loving them, and waiting for them to love you back, but they
don't return it for a long time and you spend years thinking and thinking and it
tears you up inside but when that person realizes that they love you back it's
miraculous. Love is a very strong word, don't overuse it.

So ya, have you got it yet? Not refering to the meaning of true love, but have you got loved and loved someone yet? Truly?

Heart thumping, cheek blushing, legs freezing, words stuttering, mind blanking... are they cliché, plain bullshits used in TV dramas and novels story lines or are they ever, and still as real?

Who knows?

2007-05-06T09:51:00.000+08:00

Had a last-minute ad hoc job notice yesterday @ Vivo, my 1st day as a sales person was good.

Learnt gift wrapping, havent done that for ages. Since kindergatern? Did cashiering. Much more chim as compared to my previous billiards room cashering. But ofcos, no sweat lar lol. So far only managed to help customers in looking for their product, getting new stocks for them, checking for product availability and so on, haven't got enough knowledge to really PROMOTE.

Cool. Working is much better then studying, for me. Initially Great World and Novena Square needed me for today, but they've got people already. So let's see if there's anymore last minute notices again. If not, I'll be going out.

Oh by the way, shop name wasn't "Simple Thoughts", it's "Precious Th♥ts".

Guess I'll be chioning the servicing industry before I enter NS, and after NS, I might go into the more professional office-working environment.

Next job I'll be getting could be a waitering job or something different, till then.

I'll be partly employed.

2007-05-05T02:03:00.000+08:00

So.. ya. Yes yes. Back again for the 2nd time.

Went out to VOCT as mentioned in yesterday's post. Applied for job in 80% of the shops out there with their recruitment notice on, if not, more. Excluding the F&B lunching and dining waiter/waitress job, ironically.

Just few hours later in the night, I received this ad hoc job notice from the manager of.. uhh.. "Simple Thoughts"? Yeah, I think the shop name should be it. Quite a popular gift shop I believe, with their branches spreading around S'pore. So, back to topic, I'm needed for the Great World Ulu City branch this coming Sunday. To be confirmed tomorrow. $5/hr. Fast bucks. Ulu place. No beautiful sea-before-sentosa view. Hopefully still got some chio customers, or atleast windown shoppers to pass some time with. Perhaps a few games of bowling after the work would be great too.

But well, it haven't been confirmed by the manager.

Hmm.. Cheerios!

Did anyone noticed a new post?

2007-05-04T01:53:00.000+08:00

So, ya. Who actually expected that I will start blogging, AGAIN? xD

Recently my mind has been repeating "Eh, why so long never update your blog liao?". Ok, so here you go.

I've graduated from Poly! Like so long time ago... Anyway, I got a job and quitted it 2 and a half months later. Which was 3 days ago. Yeah, now I'm 3 days unemployed.

Learnt a lot during the working days, thought about lots of stuff during the boring hours, played a lot of free pool and a lil' billiards on the vacant table, tried making some new friends among the regular customers and other staff within SAFRA, got into arguments with customer twice or thrice (thinking back, they were all stupid trivial matters though..), tried to understand the variety of people, tried to comprehand the different point of view, tried to appreciate the vast diversity of human nature, finally started swimming again after sooooo many damn fucking years (since it's free and convenient to do so in the SAFRA swimming pool), spent a lot of good times with my bestest of the bestest secondary school friends cum colleauges, got a little bit more matured... perhaps, __ <-- this much. Wow, it had been a great experience throughout the 2 and a half months.

Ok so now I'm jobless again. Going to search for job @ VOCT tml with Glendon. After experiencing life as a cashier cum bouncer cum cleaner cum repair man cum pool coach, it's time to try being a waiter.

Bless me, keep your fingers crossed that I'll get a waiter job @ VOCT whereby the restaurant have a beautiful scenery of the sea before Sentosa.

Cheerios!

Aging population

2006-12-01T08:34:00.000+08:00

As we know, after the baby boom so many years ago, the population at this point of time we are living at is moving into the point of aging population. A high percentage of human beans are getting older, you hardly see any yandao or chiobu like as much as before.

Even the business industries have to consider if their products are still selling and how to make more money from the old. In the past, men who earn money from women are being criticised, people who earn money from the dead is also being talked about. However, due to the change in situation, man are now selling cosmetics to the aging ladies, and in addition, funeral job had became more acceptable when people charitably donate money to people commiting suicide after Huang Na's death.

So as the population is aging and more people are dying, I believe selling coffins would be a good deal in the next 5 to 10 years.

And that aging population would also mean coffin would be hotter then diamond and golds. O_O

What is the verb of "sex"?

2006-11-24T08:31:00.000+08:00

We have got "eat", sleep", "dance", "talk", "walk", "wear", "swear" and blah blah blah for our verbs being used and appeared in our English dictionary.

However, I recently discovered something that some might not know. What is the verb of "sex"?

Well, "Sex" is a noun. Don't tell me "Fuck" is the verb of "sex". "Fuck" IS a verb of "sex", but however, it is also a taboo. Doesn't sound very nice to use it right?
Just imagine a newly wed wife said to one of her girl friend, "Hey, I fuck my husband last night and it was romantic." @_@

We have got sentences like:
"I had dinner with her last night."
By using a verb, we change the sentence to:
"I ate with her last night."

But how about, sex?
"I had sex with her last night."
That's corect. But how about using a verb?
"I sex her last night."?
No that's a noun.
"I fuck her last night."?
No, I said IT'S A TABOO!
Oh well, let's do it this way then,
"I ate her last night."

Sounds not too bad though. =DDDD

Right piercing = gay?

2006-11-22T00:25:00.000+08:00

Okay let me think where should I start from.

After pondering for a few weeks, I finally decided to get my ear pierced today. Guess what? It was my right ear.

According to some cultures, right ear piercing represents homosexuality.

Yadaa. People came asking me if it was accidental. Heck no, it was intentional. First of all, the purpose of the earring for me, was ornamental, not for sexual desire. This should clearify my own dilemma of piercing it or not. I didn't really cared about what others think, as long as gays don't approach me and I don't get poked up my backside it's alright for me. No offence intended though.

I'm considered an artist hopefully since I'm a photographer. Level of skills is another case, the thing is that, "hey, I'm an artist". I feel that as long as something doesn't affect others, you can do it however you like it. One of my favourite line: "As long as you like it, just do it. Happy can already".

Pink used to be avoided for guy's clothing and accessories since it was more for the ladies some years back. Left parting used to be the standard for guys who comb their hair from the side. Girls doesn't wear mini skirts ages ago. However, everything that had just been mentioned already changes. These were all mindsets, which never have a right or wrong, they changes as we progress. However, there must be somebody brave enough to be the first to lead. And also there must be others daring enough to follow the pioneer's footstep in order to make the idea a success.

I've no idea how many straight guys had been wearing accessories on their right ear, but as far as I know, the amount is meagre. Everyone, without second thoughts, went straight to the idea of piercing their left ears, or both ears. Somehow I think they need lubricant for their brains to move more flexibly. Of course, if they find the ear stud looking better on their left, that's pretty good. But if they pierce their left ears thinking that right ear represents homosexuality, I'd find that concept pretty wrong.

Just... what is the difference between many piercings on both ears, and just one ear piercing on the right? Does it really matter? I just love to oppose the flow.

In the extreme first place, do I even give you the impression of a gay in this picture? And by looking at it, you can't even tell if I'd pierced both sides.

逃避

2006-11-05T23:01:00.000+08:00

自从上次和你分手以后
脑海一次又一次
反复重演梦境回忆
这时我才明白
始终无法删去我们过去美好过去

但往往用来解释的理由
背后不过那用来演示的借口
你在逃避什么
我的关心吗
还是他给予的呵护即爱护
能逃避吗
想跑到什么时候
人总有一天会累没有永远不崩溃
你我不是例外
越是逃
越是跑
越快让你发疯

无法控制
失去理智
忘了自己
忘了自我
忘了一切
忘了生命

惟一只有活在回忆里的过去仍然纯在

你在逃避什么
我的关心吗
还是他给予的呵护即爱护
能逃避吗
面对现实吧

幻

2006-10-18T14:17:00.000+08:00

带我远走高飞到那个地方
离去这个无人无情之伤心地带
远在未来找到过去回忆
那遗失以久的美丽回忆

幻想自己自由翱翔
但醒来过后才恍然大悟
一切不过就一场梦
一场若隐若现不实在的梦
那是虚幻吗

一切早已化成灰
早在和她分手那一天
生活早已变得不实在
就在分手那一天

没有梦想
没有理想
没有斗志
没有一切
不是没有只是短暂的失去
等我回来
等我回来
另一个十八年后
我又是一条流浪汉

Virtuality

2006-10-18T13:38:00.000+08:00

What exactly is virtual?
Dreams, subconciousness, memories, computer world, love... what else?

In life, everything's virtual.
You get them once, you'll loose them forever.
Nothing's real.
Death. Bring all things away.

Life's a dream.
Nothing's forever.
Infact, nothing last forever.
Everything changes.
Environment, the sea, the land, the trees, the ocean..
Perhaps, diamond is the only thing that last?
Bullshit.

New photoblog

2006-08-23T21:44:00.000+08:00

New photoblog at http://geckoz.sgedulab.com/.

As usual, click on photo to see next picture.

~~http://geckoz-photograv.blogspot.com~~

Singapore Fireworks Festival '06

2006-08-06T18:58:00.000+08:00

As usual, since the past 2 years, there will be fireworks @ Esplanade that is brought to us by UnUsUaL Group Of Companies (a lot of patterns of the UnUsUaL sia) in conjunction with Singapore’s National Day celebration.

I went yesterday, was chopping a space from 4pm, and waited for 3 hours alone before another photography friend met up with me. Shot a lot, killed my batt just 5 minutes before the fireworks starts (9pm).

Luckily my friend had an extra battery, I shot successfully throughout the 15 minutes.

Going back on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday. Hopefully.

What makes me a photographer? Genes!

2006-08-02T01:23:00.000+08:00

Maternal side of my genes belongs to artistic phenotype.
I've a female cousin working as an advertisement copywriter.
And a male cousin from another aunty being an entrepreneur sound engineer.
Both in the visual and audial media industries.
It's not how close we are that gave a possibility of self influences, since we aren't that close since ages ago. We hardly meet up or keep in contact with each other. It have got to be the genes.

My mum and 3rd aunt (mother of advertisement copywriter) are both tailors.
5th aunt and 1st aunt (mother of sound engineer) are both hairdresser.
Artistic occupations, isn't it?

Paternal side of my genes belongs to I-don't-really-know-what-kind-of-genes it is.
A younger female cousin of mine is a model working with some photographers in Club Snap.
And her younger sister is interested to be a model too.
I seriously don't know how our genes are alike, but we can really somehow cooperate if interested.

The merging of 2 in 1 genes made me a photographer.
An artistic job which happens to be related in modeling too.
I don't know.
Perhaps it's pure coincidence.
But if you don't believe in ghost, you believe in science.
And if you believe it's science, you got to believe that this is all caused by the genes.
And if you study genetics, this crappy shit here would make some sense to you.
Just draw out the punnet square, and see how it works.

This is probably the only genes I appreciates from my parents, hopefully, nothing else.

Walking "Ang Paos"

2006-07-31T01:11:00.000+08:00

Do you actually see so many Ang Paos during CNY?? Ironically I don't even see 25% of the passengers squeezing in a MRT wearing red during the festive season.

This is just what I saw at Kallang, all of them (also mentioned as "Red ants" by a kid) are heading towards the stadium for the last NDP rehersal.

Terrorist can set the bull free on National Day, no bioweapons needed. Zoo keepers, be prepared for emergency call back lor.

(For pictures of parachuters and fireworks, check out my photoblog @ http://geckoz-photograv.blogspot.com some time later, haven got the time to update yet.)

Come talk cock with me.

2006-07-30T03:02:00.000+08:00

GeckoZ: Eh you know ar, yesterday I went to Aljunie, then ar..
Avan: Wait! Is Aljunied! Not Aljunie.
GeckoZ: Huh? Aljunied? Past tense ar?
Avan: Past your head lar. That place is called Aljunied!!
GeckoZ: Ohh..

Why I like to walk so much instead of taking bus?

2006-07-30T02:35:00.000+08:00

I've got myself a bus concession like 2 months ago since taking bus is a daily nessecity for me having a damn far campus in Woodlands.

Normally people with bus concession would take bus to school from the famous Woodlands bus interchange which provides a special bus service only for RP students in the morning to get to school. But I chose to walk instead. And I'm the famous Walker, innit?

Everywhere I go, even with friends, I suggest on walking instead of taking any transport if the distance is near, or erm, quite near. People only say, "Siao!".

But well, here are the reasons why I like walking, and perhaps you people, the spoiled brats, or rather, the one who called "Siao!", should read up too... dun say I got things never share.

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/rockertraining/66/5-reasons-to-walk

Happy National 41st B'day!!

2006-07-19T02:41:00.000+08:00

What else can I say? Don't say this post is too early for National Day's celebration, the flags are all hanging around the whole Singapore already. =P

I'm getting more despo for a SLR

2006-07-16T12:10:00.000+08:00

0530 - Woke up and preparing to leave house for FYP presentation aka colloquium
0730 - Reached Woodlands MRTCS
0800 - Reached school and registered for colloquium
. . . . . .
0830 - Colloquium starts
1330 - Colloquium ended
. . . . . .
1400 - Walk around Causeway point, had my virgin taste of Mos Burger
1730 - Left Causeway point for Orchard
. . . . . .
1800 - Went to epSITE (Epson Imaging ~~small~~ Gallery) for photograph exhibit
1830 - Went to Borders at Level 1 insearch of photography books
1915 - Left Borders empty handed. Low budget forever
1930 - FOC concert outside Takashimay has ended long ago before I reached
1945 - Roam at Kinokuniya and Library @ Orchard
2030 - Called Terry to meet him at his cousin's pub
2330 - Left the pub
0000 - Reached home and went online
0200 - Slept.

First day wearing formal in my whole life. Borrowed the shirt and pants from Eeman and bought the shoes and belt few days ago. Went to school for Final Year Project Colloquium.

While I was on my way to Wheelock place for the photography exhibition, I saw this Lamboghini packing outside a hotel. It seems like it's for exhibition too, everyone's surrounding it taking photos and touching it, no body bothered about the traffic and the security guard have to ask people around to give way when cars are coming in. I joined in the party. An uncle approached with his Canon EOS snapping professionally from the different angles of the car. Lamboghini. Canon EOS. Lamboghini. Canon EOS. Lamboghini. Canon EOS. My attraction diverted to the EOS obviously.
25 minutes later, the Lambo's owner came and drove his car away. He saw the crowd, and I saw his happy face.

After moving on, I saw Steven Lim. I walked away. I would remember to ask him how much eyebrows he needs to pluck in order to buy a SLR if I see him in the future.

The photos at the gallery were truly inspiring. "SHOOTING HOME. CLASS OF 2005. REUNION SHOW." was it's name.

Nothing to shoot in Singapore. No inspiration. No clue on how to break into the industry. No professional network. These are often cited s a reason driving talented local photographers to seek more exciting pictures abroad.

Shooting Home aims to change that. Held by Objectifs, Shooting Home is an annual event designed with the belief that 'home' is the first step for aspiring photographers to explore their professional careers.

I'm now more determinded to be a professional photographer. Be it a photojournalist, a magazine photographer, a freelance camera man, or whatsoever. As long as I take photos for life, and live for photography. A photographer, in Singapore.

Went to look around Borders for books of photography, not intending of buying any, as usual. If I've got money, I'll get a SLR first. Just as I stepped into the enterence, a security was apologising to a customer who walked out of the shop. I realized the fact that the customer was mistaken to have brought a book out unpaid. The censor was beeping. It beeps and stops. And beeps again. This beeping thing oscilated for a few rounds as I walked deeper into the different sections looking for photography books. I finally found it. The photobook was attractive, the price was a cold blanket. The thought of smuggling a book out struck me since the censor gone hay wire. The security might not suspect me. But I know I'm old enough to think of consequenses. I don't want to land in jail, or be fine. I rather use the money for SLR.

Thought of going to the FOC concert with Lin Jun Jie, Ah Du and the other singers which I forgot who, so I left Borders and ran over to Takashimaya in my formal clothing.

The concert ended nong nong ago while I was still at the exhibition. Went up to Kinokuniya to look for more photography books. Then I saw this section with books related to the blogosphere. Many different books from different companys, all talking about blogs. I starts to wonder the power of blogs in this era. A tad too ridiculas to appear in books. There was even a book publishing url for the different types of blog, like daddy's blog, family blog, political blogs, and so on so forth. I wonder if they are famous blogs which I'd never heard of. Anyway, I don't think I've seen my blog's url on it.
They don't have to pay the blogger for copyrights, do they?

At the instance of reminiscing so many interesting encounter for the day, I thought of blogging everything out at that moment, so I went up to the library. And fuck, there wasn't power supply for my laptop. Bloody stingy.

The crave for SLR is growing within me. I was hoping that at that moment, when I'm clad in the formal clothing, I'm actually working as a waiter few hours ago instead of wasting my time presenting my FYP for a subject that would never be my occupation in few years later. If I'm a waiter, at least I'd have some savings to get myself a SLR camera. But of cause, I wants to return 1000 bucks to my dad for the Canon PowerShot S2 IS he bought for me few months ago before I get a new SLR.
I wish I am working. And not studying some super turn off stuff in poly.
Just bloody strike me with 1 million dollars TOTO prize, or strike me dead with lightning.

Terry had been irritating me from afternoon till evening, pestering me to go out with him to his cousin's pub for drinks and karaoke. I didn't want to go home late so I turned him down. At this very moment as I walked down Orchard road, I had assorted feelings bothering me, they are more irritating then Terry. I know I wants a SLR, and I know I can't find a way to get one so soon. Then I decided to call Terry and meet him at the pub, I know I need to drink. And in addition, it's free.
This was my first time entering a pub. And I'd never go clubbing before.
Just a little for your information.

I left home. I surf net. But I never blog. Was too tired after surfing a few sites and doing some stuff. Had a sleep.
Woke up today, and blogged about yesterday.

You unambitious piece of shit.

2006-07-16T02:29:00.000+08:00

Long long ago, many people used to ask me, "Git, what you want to be in the future? police? doctor? lawyer?"
Without thinking, I just said I don't kown. I was only in primary one or two then.
And even as time passes, year by year, my answer to such a retarded question has never changed.

"I don't know"

And these irritating ~~pest~~ people started to give comments like, "You should have a goal, or atleast know what you want to be already"... And even essay questions in school are asking silly questions like this.
Then, I thought I really was so unambitious... Am I the only special case?

It was only untill recently, after I contacted photography, it makes me wants to be in this particular industry.
Photographer is my line. Photography is my light.

I am not unambitious, it was just that, my ambition have yet approach.
A piece of shit might just turn into gold, all you need is not magical power, it's the ability to convince people that, "Shit is more valuable then a piece of useless gold which can't be eaten or use as a fertiliser, this heavy mass can only be worn around your body which does not even makes you look attractive to me, you imbecile."

Brokeback Cinderella. a.k.a Brokerella

2006-07-13T23:38:00.000+08:00

My friends and I created this animation today for lesson!!!!!!!!!

Oei lamer, you got sense of humor? Part IV

2006-07-12T03:20:00.000+08:00

GeckoZ: Eh look at that scenery, quite nice hor?
Yi Wen: Nice meh? Okok only leh~
GeckoZ bends down a little to Yi Wen's height...
GeckoZ: No wonder you say not nice, we are seeing things from a totally different level.
Yi Wen: -.-"

Important notice!!!!

2006-07-04T19:52:00.000+08:00

After such a long time, I finally have something serious to blog about...

I AM BACK TO PHOTOBLOGGING!!!!!

ok, that's about it.

Good news!!!!

2006-07-02T23:15:00.000+08:00

Sexy girls with sexy legs ATTENTION!!!!!!

You'd wanted both smooth and silky legs for ages, since nong nong ago, haven't ya?
But too bad, all the methods in the market you've tried them all and they SUCKS?!
Here's how you can achieve your dreams, with no pain, no pocket or wallet or purse burnt, and best of all... YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LEG HAIRS!!!!!!!!
So... what's the solution?

Use leg hair conditional lar, duh?

Scientifically Romantic?

2006-06-27T00:31:00.000+08:00

Let me dissolve you with the enzyme in my saliva while we smooch
With our bodies stick together, I feel the adrenaline gush throughout
As our two hearts pump harder, we nearly suffocated in the midst of excitement
May we replicate lotsa babies when your ovum feels my sperm

Okay, stop being poetically disgusting...

Oei lamer, you got sense of humor? Part III

2006-06-25T21:14:00.000+08:00

GeckoZ: Eh why you all talking in Chinese? Talk in English leh..
Anon: Siao! Later that Bangla know we gossiping behind his back how?
GeckoZ: Ya right... later he come tell you "eh, wo ting de dong ni zai jiang wo" then you know...
Anon: ...

Urgent notice!!!

2006-06-22T01:02:00.000+08:00

If anyone is reading this post, please take real careful note.

My name is Sam, 20 year old this year, my sex is male. Currently desperate looking for job, good at blowing, love the taste of latex in my mouth, can entertain adults but I would prefer kids who are small and cute. I am only available at night as I have to attend school in the morning. No, I don't wear school uniform to work and please don't ask for special services other then blowing. I could only twist abit of doggy style. I don't have much experience but I assure you that I am able to satisfy my customers in just as short as 30 seconds.

Please contact me if I fit your bill.

Sorry, I don't do blowjobs. I only want to be a balloon man. >___<

WeBlog Summer Camp 2006

2006-06-20T13:56:00.000+08:00

WeBlog IG had a summer DAY camp on 14 to 16 June on 2006 orgainsed for secondary school kids. It was a great success! I am the official camera man and I took quite a few hundres shots for memories. Photos are still under processed, therefore I'm putting the video I created using the photos onto the blog. Some photos were taken by other photographers. All photos that appeared in the video were GREAT SHOTS to me.

Love WeBlog. Love you junior campers. Love the SLR camera. >_<

Lastly, if you had enjoyed the above video and think that I'm a talented camera man, SPONSOR ME AN SLR CAMERA!!!!!
A bloody thank you to you...

PS: To the secondary school kids, check out this 2 links below, it would be useful to you guys to a certain extent.
SGEduLab
SGEduLab forum

结婚生子？

2006-06-18T19:40:00.000+08:00

如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，
孩子就是死后的陪葬品。

如果婚姻是爱情的必经之路，
孩子就是途中捡到的不明之物。

如果婚姻是爱情的完美结局，
孩子就会是两人回忆里最美的爱情结晶。

問世間，情為何物。。。

2006-06-10T16:52:00.000+08:00

什麽是愛？愛是什麽？
情又為何物？要怎麽去領悟？
活了20年，難道一直白活了？

空既是色，色既是空。
愛有如天上雲朵，隱約濃霧。
變幻莫測，時有時吳。
當然。。這，只是我的個人觀點。

親情，友情，愛情。
疼我的親人我有。
珍惜我的朋友我有。
喜歡我的女生我也有。
但感受到的情感。。。還是始終無法理解。。。
愛，究竟是怎麽一回事？

從電視上看來的，不管是怎樣的人，他都有被愛的可能性。
胖子也好，窮人也好，囚犯也罷，就連花花公子，他都有人愛。。。
有時還被愛到要死要活，愛到迷失自我。
什麽叫真愛？什麽是自欺欺人？

到底是“愛”無法讓人理解，還是人心常常困惑彼此？
搞不好，也就只有我走不出這愛的迷宮。。。不知道怎麽去愛。
在外的旁觀者，還在頻頻恥笑這，「你真是個窩囊廢」。

有些人付出很多，有些人付出很少。
甚至有些人還在深深思考，自己應該要付出多少。
原因我只想到兩個，
是彼此不夠了解對方，
還是這兩顆心，本來就不相連對方？

被愛的感覺我知。
愛人的感覺我曉。
但又要如何傳達這種感覺？
這我還真摸不着頭腦。。。

Oei lamer, you got sense of humor? Part II

2006-06-08T18:20:00.000+08:00

Ven: Wahlao.. Dun kill the ant leh..
GeckoZ: I only flick it off your shirt lar, u toot!
Ven: Later you shoot too hard it hit the tree over there and die how?
GeckoZ: It got eyes got wings cannot U-turn and fly away meh?
Ven: Later I push you out to the road lar, you got eyes got legs can run away from the car hor?
GeckoZ: ... -.-"

Oei lamer, you got sense of humor?

2006-06-07T03:22:00.000+08:00

GeckoZ: Eh, just now I got scare by a lizard running across sia..
Fann: Hahahahaha.. A lizard kena scare by another lizard.. *ROFL*
GeckoZ: WTF... Humans oso kena scare by their own species wad, no meh? #$@%#...
Fann: ......

Happy Mother's day!!

2006-05-14T16:55:00.000+08:00

Finally another update due to "popular demand".

Anyway, I've shot a beautiful picture yesterday, so here's a post for all mothers, and mothers-soon-to-be, and god mothers, and my mother.

Happy Mother's Day!!!

18th April. Special. Unique. CRAP!

2006-04-27T23:26:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone, I'm back. For awhile. Don't say I never blog, just that I had moved on to photoblog. :P

Okay, 18th april. My birthday. Thanks everyone for the presents, the treats, testimonial, the smses, word-of-mouth greetings, the cake, RP Blog tag greetings, msn greetings, WeBlog celebration tomorrow, bah! A lot lar! Thanks everyone! And how baka people can be to forget my birthday? Hmm....

Biggest surprise. Straits Times published Yongkian, aka cockroach, and my interview on this day, coincidentally. Thanks Yen Feng, the reporter. Everyone saw it, the picture is so big, my head is so big, the paper itself is so big. JUST HOW THE HELL CAN NEWSPAPER READERS MISS IT?!!!

Another.. erm... surprise? My laptop BREAKDOWN! It's a "creative" way of celebrating someone's birthday, deffinitely.

So here's the newspaper article which my school mass sent it to every single RP student and everyone holding a RP email account:

Sorry...

2006-03-28T02:17:00.000+08:00

Hi guys, I apologise for not blogging for quite some time. Good news! I got my camera fianlly, it's a Canon PowerShot S2 IS. Bad news, it cost me around $900 and it's noise level could be intolerable. My dad paid for it. He's really good to me. My parents are good to me. They just tend to show their love differently.

I'll TRY to workhard academically, and, improve my photography skills. I haven seem to be in the professional level yet. I find my stuff quite amateur. Spur me up a bit, I lack confidence, seriously.

Go to my photoblog and share with me your point of view, I really need them. Don't just say the good, but hi-light the bad as well. Thanks a lot! Whether you know about photography or not, I don't care, it doesn't mean a children can't differentiate between a good apple, and a rotten apple, isn't it? Just tell me if you like it or not. No craps please. Thanks again.

Meanwhile, I have to stop writing here today. I have no idea when I'll blog here again. Two of my clones came to my house suddenly while I was having dinner, it caught me by suprise. The aliens must have did something when they probe me on the last trip to space.

I'd proove to show my evil clones starring at each other preparing for a K.O. I was taking photo behind the camera for evidence. CALL 999!!!

Tagged VICTIM

2006-03-12T23:24:00.000+08:00

The tagged victims have to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover. Specify the gender of the target. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their page saying they've been tagged. If tagged the second time, there's no need to post again.

Gender: Anything as long as got feeling. but most likely a female human bean.

1. Anyone who's willing to give some trash like me his/her support and trust.

2. Not another 1 month or 3 days of crap relationship.

3. Hardworking, open, attractive, honest, cheerful, and, NOT A fucking STEREOTYPE.

4. Must be able to suffer everything with me.

5. Practicality doesn't exist much in my world, if it exist in yours, GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

6. Don't condemn nature and arts.

7. No one can be perfect to the world, but in a lover's eyes, perfection exist. If I'm perfect in your eyes, you are probably a suaku alienic humanoid.

8. He/she/it must be able to tell that some of this are mostly craps, while the rest are really facts.

So now I tag:
S. Hoe
Z. Bai
Tama D.
U. Shak
B. Hitch
E. Dioet
O. Sim
XY Zack

Work for camera

2006-03-07T03:43:00.000+08:00

I would like to be armed with a camera everywhere I go, shooting the particular moments that touched me, amused me, or rather just simply enlightened me or satisfied me. A picture is worth a thousand words, isn't it?

Today just as I was on my way home, I saw quite some stuff that gave me the urge to photoshoot them, to be precise, 3 special rare moments that touched my heart. A K700i in this case wouldn't do a good job at all, I noticed I do need a good camera for such shot so that these moments just wouldn't goes to waste. Perfection is what I often pursue, especially in something that gave me the the zest and sense of more motivation. If it is not good enough, I would rather not do it. Spare me.

Went to look for jobs today, objective is to earn money for a 20D. My phobia of becoming a KFC crew has been activated again. I know I'm very clumsy and I get nervous easily. Counting money? Sure count wrongly. Especially when all your bosses are queueing up to make their orders. Pressure lar!

But be it for a 20D or for whatsoever, I'm going to overcome such phobia. Perhaps work in a less crowded KFC would help. Positive? Coustomer oriented? Walk-in interviews? I'll try not to gabra.

Hiatus

2006-03-05T14:47:00.000+08:00

The returning visitors of the blog has been somewhat decreasing. Therefore I've decided to leave this blog alone, temporarily. Besides, I couldn't generate any post currently when I'm focused on photography.

Meanwhile, check this out: http://www.geckoz-photograv.blogspot.com, my photoblog. Comments are most appreciated. If anyone has doubts on why you only see one photo, that's because I had set the main page to show 1 post each time. Click on the pictures to navigate to it's previous.

Thank you.

Do tag in this blog, 'cause I'm still coming back daily.

好久不见

2006-03-02T01:34:00.000+08:00

又有一段时间没让大家过过读壁虎 blog 之瘾了。
最近有点忙，忙着自修，自学摄影。
从外面和学校的图书馆借了许多书，
有关黑白相，摄影基础，还有 photoshop.
所以咯，这个 blog 今后应该不会有太多的 updates.
头脑只在想怎么拍照，暂时容不下别的了。

不过没关系！
没的读 blog，但有的看 blog！
弄了一个 photoblog。
跟学校借了相机来玩但很可惜，明天就得还。
试过一台 prosumer Casio QV-5700，现在在用 compact camera Canon Ixus i。
多多少少知道他们差别之处，就差还没用过 SLR。
学校没有,
看啦！连学校都嫌贵！

不好意思，离题了。
说到 photoblog，我还没公开网址呢？
http://www.geckoz-photograv.blogspot.com
小心，芦苇草，疯子，全部对摄影有兴趣的，摆脱提供点意见。

跟老妈提过想买相机的事，
她却说什么要专心念书，什么当兵后没时间用。
可我将来除了当摄影师，什么都不想做。
我是否应该坚持下去洗我妈她脑袋？

This is my photoblog, check it out!
http://www.geckoz-photograv.blogspot.com/
Click on each pictures to continue.

狗狗

2006-02-22T02:59:00.000+08:00

本来提早放学，可以早点回家的。
但后来不幸被狗狗拉去陪她看电影 - 犀照 (49 days)。
结果就玩到很晚才回家，
现在有点筋疲力尽。
（因为昨晚三点才睡）
哈哈哈哈~

狗狗请客哦！
只有壁虎才有特别待遇，其他人靠边站着慢慢等！
（其实是壁虎身上没带钱，狗狗才好心请客地 =D）
谢谢你啊，狗狗！

陪她到 Kinokuniya 逛的时候看到好多摄影书刊，好想买一本回来看。
从前进这类如 Borders 以及 Kinokuniya 的书店时就知道这些书店和其他的不同。
（或许是我太山龟，孤陋寡闻。）
总觉得里头的书都很有意思，却又不能永久绑着我的胃口。

曾经买过两本书，
但看了没几天就搁在一旁不理不睬。
当时是因为有免费 voucher 才去弄两本书回家生灰尘的。
但今天看到摄影书籍时，阅读的兴趣就从四处冲过来了。
后来想到自己还没买摄影机，心想，还是算了呗。
暂时还是先从网上下手，找寻基本资料。
（没钱就是这样）
总有一天还是会回去买的。

电影虽说有鬼的存在，但没说是恐怖片。
惊吓程度低到谷底。
好笑的对话倒是挺多的。
重点放在故事情节，述说如何跨越人鬼空间的界限。
这样的鬼片，我还是会说好看，
还是会推荐。
不过是推荐你在家里看。
上电影院似乎有点划不来。
Final Destination 3 和 The Fog 就在电影院里看吧。

最近没钱了，这个月的零用钱只剩 $18。
希望不会有人再引诱我去打 pool 看电影了，
除非，他请客！

爱到想死？

2006-02-21T02:37:00.000+08:00

“为了你，就算要我死一百次我也愿意。”

以上那句对白，在电视剧里好像常听得到啊？
如果非得说不可，我会选择说死一千次，死一万次，
甚至是更多更多，
死的越多次越好。

想死那么多次，不是因为我超疼那个另一半，
也不是因为我想学蟑螂一样做 SuperLizard 然后把底裤往外穿。
只不过。。。
死很多很多次会比死一次来的好。
怎么说？

为女友而死，通常都是非自然死。
好比说。。。
高楼摔死
溺水淹死
被刀刺死
被狗咬死。。。
等等，应该是被狼咬死。

怎么死都好，重要的是，那种死法不简单。
有点痛苦。
但是为了“爱”，什么都“值得”。

为什么要死那么多次？
我说，最残忍的是死一次。
第一次经历痛苦，第一次丧失性命，
第一次，也就是最后一次。

不过如果要死很多很多次，
你就有很多很多复活的机会让你去死多几次。

当然，我说的全是废话。
难道如果说，
“我愿为你死一百次”
那样的话就不废吗？

把废话浪漫化，
是爱情的最高境界，
也是骗子的最高境界。
双面刀。。。
Double sided sword...

怎么“死”会变得那么浪漫？
死又不是最痛苦的。
反而，和爱人分离才痛苦。
那干吗大家都那么想死？

我说。。
“为了你，我愿意被变态强奸，奸了又奸，在那去油煎”
那或许会比较浪漫。。
毕竟，被折磨会比死来的更难受。
是生不如死。。。

精神似乎有点失常，
但愿此 post 没让大家太失望。
以上所说的每句话只是说说而已，
千万别抓我去奸了又煎。

有关“死”与“爱”的话题，
漂流者比较在行。
不信，自己瞧。

I'm so damn serious about photography. Had never been so dedicated before.

2006-02-18T17:10:00.000+08:00

Firstly, I apologise for my partial hiatus. Had been dwelling on individual photoblogs at the time being, and apart from that, I'm kinda occupied with cameras - researching on the different types of cameras from Single-Lens Reflex (SLR) to the usual compact cameras like Canon PowerShot and Canon IXUS. The one and only brand I fixed my eyes on was obviously Canon. A lot of great photoblogs had photos taken using a Canon EOS 20D, and that was just what I craved for.

Image taken by Justin Ouellette, owner of chromogenic.net.

But however, It's freaking expensive. Just because it's an SLR. Cost of a SLR ranges from SGD1500 to SGD15000, I guess I could only dream of getting one right now, unless I strike lottery and hit the jackpot. So please, strike me with lightning instead, that's an easier option.

Image taken with a Canon EOS 20D with a EF 17-40 f/4L USM zoom lense, by David J. Nightingale, owner of chromasia. Post-processed.

Any experianced photographers here, tell me if there's a difference in image quality between and SLR and a compact camera. And also, the type of images that could be captured. So far I only managed to stumble across photoblogs which provided information stating that photographs were taken from mostly a Canon EOS or a Nikon D70. Lenses used were mainly zoom lense, why not the standard lenses? Should all photos be processed (photoshopped) in order to obtain great photographs?

Image taken with a Nikon D70, by JR, owner of J.R. PHOTOBlog. Post-processed, I guess.

For those who had changed your blog address and noticed me, I'll get them updated soon. And for the rest, do check out my other updated links on the right, a lot of great photoblogs ahead to get you mesmerized, especially to 芦苇草.

Image taken by Miles, owner of MUTE. Post-processed.

Photoblogs maybe in Japanese or Dutch or whatsoever, but heck! A picture speaks a thousand words, of universal languages!

Image taken with Canon EOS 5D, by Kathleen Connally, owner of A Walk Through Durham Township. Post-processed.

That's all for now, hopefully, I'm blogging again soon. And thanks for the regular returning even though the blog was left stagnant. Tag me, I'll still be checking out my blog on ~~hourly~~ daily basis.

Image taken from a review of Canon EOS 20D. Post-processed by me.

Image taken from a review of Canon EOS 20D. Post-processed by me.

What's the difference between a good photographer, and a great photographer?

"Being able to capture what you see as the essence of a scene..." - David J. Nightingale

"Being able to capture the essence of a scene, and the emotions with it." - GeckoZ

摄影

2006-02-13T01:55:00.000+08:00

我觉得又是时候 blog 了！
最近有点忙，偶尔会有点玩过头、聊过头、懒过头。
可能或许，是照片拍多了，
每一张照片，壁虎都会把它们一一送进电脑里。
电脑又没有蓝牙设备，只有一条红外线，
这样一张一张从手机送进来，是真的很麻烦。
不是一、两、三、四、五张，而是听了吓死你的二十、三十、四十张。
当然，那包括我的几张自恋照。

呃？怎么我会拍那么多照？
拜托，拍照谁不会阿！

改个方式问，怎么我拍了那么多照？
因为，鸡蛋不是园的。篮球不是单色的。植物也不是死的。
每种物体和风景都有它自己独一无二的一面。
哪怕是双胞胎，他们也会有个人特征。
任何东西，只要你往不一样的角度看，
你都会看到不一样的美或丑，不一样的形与色。
云彩它也是千变万化，画中有画。
这样一拍，肯定会拍个没完没了。

为什么我从来没把照片搬上来？
就因为照片在电脑里有太多的不完美，看了也不会怎么样。
在说，图片蚂蚁小，只有用在 MSN 才顺眼。
以下几张是我非常满意的，献丑了。

觉得如何？
点击图片看大长的会清楚，但模糊一点。
有点自相矛盾。
照片颜色、清晰度就别太在意了，相机电话的 2 Megapixels 是这样的。
看看拍摄角度呗。
看了给给评语阿。

日常生活中拍的照片和日常生活中你看到的事物是一样的，不是吗？
只不过你或许没仔细注意，又或者你往错误的角度去看待在你眼前的事情，
你就会觉得，这世界没什么好的。
天天枯燥乏味，无聊透底。

如果你会向往国外的生活，那或许是因为你觉得那里很美，生活让你感到新鲜。
国外的月亮真的比较圆吗？我只知道国外的太阳可能会比较热阿。

你对国外产生的好感，大多是来自于照片和影像吧？
都是旅行社，电视节目，杂志上来的，对不对？
还不是由专人拍的？
角度抓对了，颜色搭配对了，效果也就自然会好。

真真假假，假假真真。
一切都是美丽的幻觉，也可能是真实的反照。
不过只要有美感，那又会有谁在意呢？
什么是艺术？艺术就是美？

世上有太多的谜语，却毫无任何的迷底。
想那么多也没用。
就让我，把好看的东西拍下献给大家欣赏，好不好？
请拨打 1900-912-0050，每通电话捐献 $50。
打 30 通吧，等我收到钱的时候，我就会弄台 Canon ESO 20D。
你眼前景物美丽的一面，指日可待。

这竟然是新加坡，你信吗？

疯 blog 友聚会 III！

2006-02-08T23:55:00.000+08:00

失踪男生，壁虎仔，回来啦！
之前病了，每一个小时里有十分钟是站在洗脸盆前抽痰洗鼻涕的。
没心情 blog，等着看聚会照片的，等到不耐烦的，请多多原谅！
卡卡卡~

大前天，咱 blog 友又再次聚了聚。
就在乌节 Partyworld 小K 两个时辰。
Ah Bel, 小嫒，阿宁，Joey，蟑螂，蘑菇，还有一位小嫒带来的阿鬼阿桂，应该都 high 了好一阵子呗？
（小嫒，阿桂是不是 blogger? 不是的话，下个聚会她请客！=P)

好多 blog 友都庆新年去了，不然就是有公务在身，好可惜。
选错日子了啊。
上次聚会没见着，这次又错失良机。
不过话说回来，如果全部人到齐，歌还怎么 K 的下去？
聚会 IV 去吃东西，BBQ 也好！
谁要 organise?! 轮到谁 organise?
谁谁？谁谁谁？
星期五 TOTO Hongbao Draw 谁赢钱就谁请客！

很多朋友问过壁虎，“blogger 也可以交朋友的咩？”
事实摆在眼前，不只网友那么简单，偶尔还会出去小聚一下。
爽！

K 歌会拍了很多照片，别嫌麻烦，自己去看。
（蟑螂队和壁虎队所投拍的照片都在里面了，慢慢享用。）
这次聚会又有后浪，前浪可以慢慢猜谁是谁，猜不着的话就死在沙滩上。

最后成绩揭晓：
最佳女歌手 - 蘑菇
走音歌后 - 小嫒
走音王子 - 壁虎
“安静”最佳男歌手 - 蟑螂
（蟑螂是去听歌不是唱歌的！）
最受欢迎女歌手 - Ah Bel!
（Ah Bel 跑台跑得很辛苦 - 她楼上还有房间呢）
两匹黑马 - Joey，阿桂

希望我当天的歌声不会杀死太多鸡，
喉咙痛，我是无辜的。

早已期待聚会四！

新年快乐。恭喜发财。红包快拿来！

2006-02-02T04:51:00.000+08:00

大年初一到初四都过了，不知大家是否过足了瘾？
新衣裳买了不少吧？
红包也是大丰收吧？
什么堂兄弟姐妹，表兄弟姐妹，老朋友好朋友新朋友，
通通都已见了面，聊了天，叙了旧，玩到疯？

壁虎，我，打从昨晚就开始期待明年新年的到来！
盼望的不是多一倍的红包，而是那久别重逢的心情。
还好，大扫除是老妈一手包，我乐得清闲。

收了红包回来后，老妈就开始噼里啪啦地问我谁谁谁给了多少钱。
天啊！我好久以前就开始只收红包，不认封套了。
被老妈唠叨了好一顿。

壁虎想知道，大家是否有认红包的习惯？
“人家慷慨给你多一点钱，你要知道人家对你好。”，老妈说的。
这我是赞成啦。
但那些吝啬的人，你知道了你又会怎样?
给予他人的态度来个 U-转 180 度不成？

在说，给你多钱，不一定因为他对你好呀。
打肿脸皮充胖子是有些人的本性，热爱炫耀是有些人的嗜好。

有些时候把事情搞得太清楚，会让人残生不必要的偏见。
给红包的习俗，本来就只是给个吉利，讨个吉祥。
金钱的多少，又何必太在意？

这只是壁虎钻牛角尖时的想法，不只各位又有何见解？

最后，壁虎在此向大家拜个年，
脸皮够厚的可以不给我来个红包。
=P

Cockroach! Not again!

2006-01-25T02:18:00.000+08:00

If you had read my earlier post on cockroach and thought you did enjoy it, here’s a... continuation? Yeah!

The setting once and again happened to be in the kitchen. And the procedure was somehow the same as before. Despite these, there wasn’t any sense of déjà vu, yet. Instead, I was enjoying myself ~~and partially overwhelmed with fear~~.

That little roach was lying upside down, struggling with it’s feet up in midair when I came out of the bathroom and noticed it. This kind of convinced me that I might have contacted with it physically. Ironically, my immediate reaction was, “Voilà! Somebody, camera!”.

I hope it wasn’t the same roach I encounter previously, or else, consider it suay. Haha! It’s always better to bump into any roach when night falls, at least you wouldn’t be running around shouting for help, innit?

My hand was shaking, afraid that the cockroach might do stunts and leap up suddenly.

I supposed this roach must be pregnant. Judging from the video clip. If you watched it carefully, you had saw a black thingamajig popping out it’s bottom. What baffled me was that, ahem, it’s horny – two horns poking out. Being ignorant, I initially thought that the roach was popping out a nymph, like pregnant ladies giving birth. After doing some research, I confirmed that baby roaches hatched from eggs, not squeezed out from vagina. The horny little thing was most likely an ootheca.

But! But! But! After another round of further research, I found out I am being suspicious, as always. The horny ends are just normal cercus of cockroaches. Just like monkey's tail, nothing special about it. Duh.

Dammit. First I was accused of mosquito breeding, most likely I would again, be inculpated for keeping cockroaches and see them multiply instead of sending them to paradise.

Again, some awfully useful and incredibly noteworthy sites I referred to:
http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/kunkel/cockroach_faq.html
http://www.who.int/docstore/water_sanitation_health/vectcontrol/ch30.htm

Sometimes, I felt that learning all these stuff are much more fascinating then to mug up about the human cells, immune system and the different metabolic pathways for the sake of getting "A" grades.

Cockroaches are more cool then lizards are!

I am the guy.

2006-01-23T03:17:00.000+08:00

I am the guy, who was called a very special and unique name.
I am the guy, who once stole books from the library and money from my mom.
I am the guy, who got myself involved in a car accident when I was only five.
I am the guy, who mischievously mimicked superheroes smashing glass with my bare hands.
I am the guy, who scarcely get myself involved in a game of soccer, or a match of basketball.
I am the guy, who sometimes looks for perfection, and other times not.
I am the guy, who unintentionally, but sometimes intentionally, ignore feelings of the closer ones.
I am the guy, who once in a while surfs porn but somewhat hardly fantasies.
I am the guy, who prefer chio bu in clothes than in their birthday suit.
I am the guy, who think of sex but never rape.
I am the guy, who might be seemed more as a Casanova than a Don Juan, but am neither one.
I am the guy, who craps more than anyone, but always the lamest among everyone.
I am the guy, who sometimes prefer to be a loner, but other times wishes for the opposite.
I am the guy, who might prefer living a virtual life, than existing as a virtual being of reality.
I am the guy, who have got lots of family problems, but anyway, I shouldn’t care much.
I am the guy, who see nearly all strangers kind, but most acquaintances bad.
I am the guy, who is a big attention grabber, but all I seek was a little recognition from the mist.
I am the guy, who is baffled by a lot of things, however only possess ability of confusing others.
I am the guy, who never hesitate being honest, at certain times.
I am the guy, who never dare to own up, sometimes.
I am the guy, who loves the nature, the art of music, and the art of photography, and blogging.
I am the guy, who can spend hours typing this post, if I wanted to.
I am the guy, who can type even longer than this, if you never get tired of it.
I am the guy, the blogger of Blogasm.

Why? Because I’m the very ~~unique, special~~ aberrant guy, or so I thought.

You might have seen this before, did you? Or maybe not. Blogasm is just a deserted space for me to act anonymously, carrying out the extreme. Post might be offensive to majority, if you need to, read it lightheartedly.

The truth, finally disclosed. Reason? Undetermined.

Not to worry, I assured you that the GeckoZ you once knew, has still been the same.

I am the weird guy, the weirdest of all.

Diabetes

2006-01-19T23:48:00.000+08:00

After eating a whole tube of Mentos, the Freshmaker, within just one day, I realized that my urine is producing faint scent of Mentos, without the freshness. I'm thinking if my urine tasted sweet, since the smell was there.

Mentos now comes in three sizes. Large, medium and small. Medium size are higly recommanded in minimizing the risk of diabetes.

I shall look out for ants around the toilet bowl later.

Sorry for this disgusting post, but however, I felt that this should be shared across. Please never attempt to consume Mentos again if no one else intends to share at least a handful with you. You are the one drowning ants in your pee in the end. And that's a sin.

If chewing cannot be resisted, then air chewing is strongly suggested. Excess chewing is good for the mind, excess sugar is certainly not.

I hope you have not lost your desire for sweet stuff yet. Period.

I still misses the spearmint Mentos.

The gray and maroon combination failed, and perhaps, impossible to succeed.

2006-01-18T02:39:00.000+08:00

Other then colour itself, what does the word “gray” and “maroon” actually means?

Gray [gray]
adj.

Colour of ash.
Dismay or gloomy.

Maroon [ma roón]
adj.

Deep purplelish-red.
Isolated or alone.

The meaning to these two words sounded unlikely positive huh? While reading my blog, have you ever felt sad or isolated? I hope not. In overall, what do you think of this colour combination right in front of your eyes?

Apart from blog templates, maroon and gray amalgamation could be appreciated in other areas too. Starting from the first day of year 2006, I mentioned that I am going to dye my hair in gray hue before the Lunar New Year. The last attempt failed due to insufficient bleaching, never would I expect it to fail again this time. Utter complete gray! Gray as in the meaning - dismay!

Any experienced hair-colour changer here? Please enlighten me why doesn’t the gray dye stay after bleaching for more then 2 hours! Bleaching almost ruined my hair – in the sense of colouring. Red stripes turned out way too light and gray base remained unseen.

Maybe I should do this combination when I’m old, when my hair naturally turns gray? Only then when I do highlighting, the maroon will stay. However I might be facing negative critiques wherever I’m standing, like “Look at that moron in maroon!”.

Picture on the left was what’s on my head before this morning. Look at the picture on the right, that was the effect I kinda looked forward to, which I think it’s absolute coolness!

The few hours at aunt’s salon was probably wasted. I should have just trimmed my hair instead of having designs on my hair. Or rather, I shouldn’t have went in the beginning. I preferred my hair as before. Never mind. no pain no gain, isn’t it?

The only way I could successfully gray my weird hair is by photoshopping. Please get back into shape, my hair.

During the few hours of scissor and different chemicals meddling on my hair, I took a picture almost on each progressive point. Some pictures tend to imaged me like superstars! From Little Clear Plastic Hood, to Barley-Davidson bike rider, to Siao-Kia rock band’s punk, and then to some modern Samurai seen in anime. All the above so damn cool one. But! But! But! The final result, dissatisfaction lar!

Eight shots. How many idling points have you estimated throught my whole session at the salon?

The final product. Just how far was the result from the previous pictures, and what I longed for? Very far!

I'm not sure if my friends ever wondered why didn't I bring them to my aunty's place. They might get good discount, isn't it? But after reading this post, more or less y'all should know the reason. Hahaha! Although I might not get exactly the style I expected, but at least everything's still fine with me.

Noticed Jasper STORMED his hair, I wonder my hair can STORM gray with maroon blood oozing out or not.

Colours will bore me sooner or later. Imagine having to think what colour you gonna dye the next time. Tiring. I should just stop thinking about colouring my head, er, hair, anymore. This kind of thing also depends on fate one.

I’m a lizard, not iguana.

She's back!

2006-01-17T02:50:00.000+08:00

“Howdy, everyone! I’m back!”
“Whether I’m back or not is not very important anyway, the main character today is no one else, but her!”
“Her? Who?”
“The cute and adorable baby girl!”

“Do I look like a princess”?

“Hee Hee Hee Hee!!”

Okay, seriously, she’s back! But not exactly back. Ahem, I heard voices within me contradicting. Sorry but I meant, she’s back to my house to play, not to stay. Mum went over ~~kidnapping~~ bringing her back for she knew how much I missed her, and I bet, the main reason was still because she missed her too. Haha!

Probably the tot was too tired and perhaps, due to not seeing us for long, she kind of forgotten us. Very heartbreaking. She cried out as soon as mum stepped into the house. Never mind, she’s just a child. But that’s not it. She’s a holy terror! Half of her time were spent crying, I wanted to snap a few shots of her tender cheeks also cannot. Mum decided to put her to sleep. Sorry, I meant, let her sleep.

Good thing she didn’t slept for long. Once she woke up, my phone starts to work again! I thought I was mischievous enough, but she was a hundred percent full of it! Heart-melting baby pics are not very easy to take, especially when you are using some not-exactly-a-camera gadget.

Given the span of time she was here, I took a quite few seventy eight shots of her, including the boy who peed my house. Out of all the photos, thirteen was wasted due to very bad resolution beyond the hope of photoshopping. I’m now left with sixty five pics on display.

The imp who peed my house dirty!

I know, one day, these brats will be back again. How could I say I don’t miss them at all? Haha! Here’s the two most heart-warming photographs I’m publishing in my blog.

Ahhh… don’t say you don’t love them like I do. Stop child abusing!

Babies are very cute things.

It’s all about money.

2006-01-15T05:25:00.000+08:00

Mom had been bugging me to hand over my past year’s savings from my mini piggy bank ~~which is not at all, in the form of a pig~~. The pestering period had lasted quite a few months. She deposits the valuable pieces of colourful paper, both my savings and the ang bao money together annually for the one percent of interest.

They look more like karang guni’s barang barang.

Somehow, you could reckon that I was busy, busy trying to be lazy. I wasn’t aware of how many eggs I nested till she counted them for me. The notes were folded into origami hearts to make slotting easy. Easy way in, but difficult way out. The method “by-hook-or-by-crook” do not work in such a situation. “By-dig-and-by-shake” way is adapted as the one and only solution, but still, it takes a century to get the money all out. And that should partially explain why I don’t use my savings for phone bills, transport, food and et cetera. Getting money from parents are relatively more convenient.

Girls nowadays very demanding. I’m doing all these just in case I had to fold nine hundred and ninety nine hearts out of bright-red ten dollar notes to propose.

Finally I decided to empty my already-stuffed mini bank today since I need more space for the new year. Then I came across quite a lot of things I had almost lost them in my memories. The treasured tokens I once collected, the old notes I’ve got from yesteryear and before, and the ancient 50 cents coins of the olden Singapore. Those arcade tokens are holy to me. I used them to make decisions by tossing their heads and tails. Presently all arcades are already using some smart card and normal 50 cents coins, these tokens became more precious.

Money and tokens that are on the verge of extinction. Tokens from Wywy Wonder Space, Clack Quey, E-zone, Chimsy, and I-forgot-what.

Old cash are cleared, here comes the new cash don in the over-sized red packets. Furthermore, I get to eat more of my favourite “cash-you” nuts – the nuts in kidney shape. I’m expecting mental-high from all these incoming cash already!

Being a Singaporean, how can I not have the new plastic notes immediately? Not because it’s Singapore’s currency, but rather, because I have the trait of kiasuness.

If 4D strikes me or I strike 4D, whichever the sequence is, I would probably be very happy this Chinese New Year. That’s how new year wishes like “Wishing you prosperity, good luck, and happiness” should be granted! Haha!

My first and last tickets so far. I’m a responsible player, not a full time gambler.

I came across this interesting picture. Take off your coloured glasses before looking, or enjoying it. Thank you.

Is it “no money, no honey”, or “no honey, no money”?

Money is the root of all evil, but also the mojo to certain impossible.

Forgive me for showing you all the crumpled notes. It's just that I don't have the habit of money-ironing.

Is the rain over? I see no indication from the rainbow.

2006-01-14T04:59:00.000+08:00

Today: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms.
Tonight: Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms.
Tomorrow: Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms.
Tomorrow night: Scattered showers and thunderstorms.
Monday: Scattered thunderstorms.
Tuesday: Scattered thunderstorms possible.
Wednesday: Scattered thunderstorms.

Weather forecast as at 14th January. Looks like another round of accumulated vapour will be falling again.

After so many days of continuous downfall, be it rain or snow, in different regions, I’d eventually saw the first ray of the golden sun early this morning. The unexpected engulfing heat made the way to school slightly uncomfortable. I’m still missing the cozy sensation under the blanket while snugging on top the comfy mattress.

All these while, bloggers were posting articles in relation to the almost-unceasing pour – from enjoying the weather, to loafing around with nowhere to go, and to complaining how annoying the low temperature was. And some other folks were mumbling about how mushrooms were growing on their still-moist-from-washing cloths!

I’m enjoying the rain on my way home. Drench me wet.

Actually I was rather hoping that this rain wouldn’t stop. The humidity of months ago had been a bad torture. Sebum were diffusing out of my body diurnal and nocturnal, in front or away from the fan. Daily block nose almost blocked my daily activities, super sian.

However, looking at regions that are undergoing disasters caused by this rain, I think, it better stop as soon as possible before more innocents meets with tragedy.

Aftermath of the rainy season. Trees were uprooted. Initially I thought King Kong was here.

There was completely no rain today, throughout the 24 hours. Does it signifies the fainting of this rainy spell?

I'm feeling the high dgree of heat again. Macam Suana liddat.

The answer to why mosquitoes are ruling in the near future…

2006-01-11T06:19:00.000+08:00

Just now while I was in the bathroom, I saw a pail. And this pail, it’s red in colour. Oh by the way, are mosquitoes attracted to red more then any colour? Ahem. Never mind, this is not going to be another “Why-lightning-don’t-fry-fish” post. Back to where I stopped, this red coloured pail, it contains some water. And in the water, this is what I saw.

Have you seen what I saw? Can you identify what you see? Perhaps you can’t. I should explain it ~~hopefully not elaborating too much and worst come to worst, exaggerate it~~.

In the video above, you saw a distinctive tiny-winy black tadpole-like dot gliding around aimlessly – just resembling a comma in the font size of 28. That’s the mosquito pupa itself. And after it swims to the parameter, touching the pail wall, you shall see a worm-like body with a lighter hue of grey, but still itsy-bitsy. That’s the larval of the mosquito. From what I see, the “live” version, aquatic form actually darts around instead of glide. And they are certainly smaller.

I know, bloging about some pupas and larvals at home is no big deal – it’s not as big as seeing lava from my mom when she mimics the eruption of volcano of course. However, when I showed her one of her many masterpieces, she scolded me for making a din.

Just how naturally are we aware about dengue mosquitoes? Not likely, assumption being made from the dengue awareness advertisement seen on TV. If people are aware enough, there wouldn’t be a need of such ad. And also, looking to the opposite block of your HDB flat, do you see people capping the bamboo holes? Or just take a look at your own holes, it is likely to be left open 24/7, just like mine.

After telling my mom about this, she replied.

“Aiyah, I busy mah. You think I as free as you meh? Just leave it there and you can use the water to flush the toilet anytime after your business. After it’s gone, then everything is fine already what!”

Ahem. Fancy flushing toilet bowl with larvals and pupas contaminated water? Hopefully some un-flushed larval feeds on bacterial in the water so that your toilet bowl is cleaner, but with the presence of occasional darting larvals and pupas. So lets say if you manage to flush all the teeny cuties away, does that mean it’s safe? I smell trouble instead. You thought you had escaped from the mosquitoes of the near future, but the fact is that, they are still alive and flying in the Singapore air, ever ready to suck your blood to produce another 40 – 400 white eggs per shot. You not scared ar?

I decided to pour some shampoo into the pail and allow them to suffocate alone. But they just takes up too much of my time. If I was a bit more wiser, I would have scoped them up onto dry surface area and let them die immediately. Haha!

It’s pretty strange why I only saw two pupas and one larval. 40 – 400 eggs were produced each round, remember? Maybe these three were the early bloomers? Or perchance, the rest of the troops were eanten up by this single larval? Likely impossible! Then I also dunno liao.

The eggs takes about 1 to 2 weeks maturing. A bit wasted since the aquatic form looks more attractive then the adult form.

Lizards like mosquitoes, but definitely not inedible pupa and larval.

For more information about mosquitoes, check these interesting websites out:
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/insects/mosquito/lifecycle.shtml
http://www.placer.ca.gov/hhs/hhs-sub/com-diseases/wnv-lifecycle.htm
http://www.ento.okstate.edu/mosquito/biology.html
http://www.maricopa.gov/envsvc/water/vector/lifecycle.asp
http://www.dep.state.pa.us/dep/deputate/waterops/Redesign/WestNile/LifeCycle.htm
Beautiful pictures included!

Sorry for how blur and small the video turned out. That’s the maximum of what my K700i could do.

Just as I was wondering...

2006-01-10T00:28:00.000+08:00

First thing first. The title of this post was not deliberately written in the fashion o’ todaealas – which was merely coincidental.

Just as I was wondering, I surmised what amazed me might just baffle you as well. Trivia like this aren’t obvious to most people out there, ~~therefore it proves that my brain has surpass normal~~ therefore I’m trying to highlight the fascinating bits of info as such. I think I’m being modest.

It is general knowledge that water are good conductors of electricity. Highly ionised sea water contains significant amount of salt, hence providing exceptional ability in transmiting electrical energy. Here’s some questions that you could attempt a thought.

What happens to marine creatures when lightning strikes the sea?

No accounts has been reported about floating distorted dugongs drifting along the Pacific Ocean, why?

Are marine organisms fully armored with shock-resistant scales and shells?

What’s the answer? Here’s a clue, fishes do not have superpowers like Electro.

As I started chanting away…
“Fry the fishes! Zap the sharks! Electrocute the whales!
Fry the fishes! Zap the sharks! Electrocute the whales!
Fry the fishes! Zap the sharks! Electrocute the whales!
…”

Yvonne popped out and exclaimed: You very cruel!

Have you made your hypothesis yet? Does shoal of fishes actually encounter mishaps like being shocked by lightning and then swept up to the shore? Of course not, wholly. Try imagining all underwater creatures facing extinction after the monsoon period. Town flooded by myriad varieties of fishes ranging from shrimps to whales. “Wow”, I said.

The crucial element, therefore, lies on the water itself. As long as the fishes are underwater, they're probably okay. Same goes to you. You can always dive deep into a swimming pool during rainy days without getting fried, provided you can tahan for so long, lar?

Basically, lightning stays more on the surface of the water rather than penetrating it, except at the strike point. As water is reasonably considered good conductor, it is able to keep most of the current on the surface. When lightning strikes the water, the current theoretically zips across the surface in all directions. If you are partially submerged in the water, there you go, being partially fried.

Where did I get information like this? From the Net of course. No, I ain’t referring to the fishing net. But rather, the internet.

Lightning-fried fish definitely can’t hold a candle to mom’s home-fried fish.

Let's get the ball rolling, and the pins toppling!

2006-01-07T23:49:00.000+08:00

It’s weekend again! Just like most weekends, it’s either gathering around the pool table, or leading a queue behind the four-step line – waiting for a turn to roll the bowling ball. Indeed! We, the SaLiWuTa brothers, desired to be a bowler for today.

Just in case you didn’t know yet, SaLiWuTa refers to Van, Long, Faj and me. Long was absent as he got some assignments on hand that required immediate action taken.

I was delayed as I over-slept this morning, waking up only ten minutes before the time we had arranged to meet. Despite of being late, my brothers waited for me with no complains, full anticipation, and most importantly, a broad smile! That define buddies. Correct?

So there we were! Set our foot at Great World City for our meals – the KFC’s Daily Saver Meals. I got myself my preferred selection, you could have guessed what I was referring to. And apart from food, the girl serving me caught my eyes. Not fully on her appearance, but rather her good working attitude towards the crews and customers. A part-timer waiting for her “O” level results, I surmise. With a nice name called Ting Ting. Ahem, I noticed her name tag.

The only KFC meal that whet my appetite. Bandito pockett + 1 cheese fries + 1 regular mountain dew for just $5.95! You have saved $2 for tomorrow’s lunch and 25 cents for your almost-rusty piggy bank.

We then headed to Kim Seng's crowded-on-weekends Star Bowl. Fortunately there were still 2 or 3 vacant lanes for us, barely sufficient. Game after game. In no time, we finish five games at a rate of one minute per frame, which charges at $3 per game.

Look at that posture together with the cap, so professional and cute!

This is another bowl that promises a strike!

Perhaps I made the wrong postulation. See the sad face yourself.

Ahh, and Faj got that kind of look as well.

The cash spent on all activities today was nothing special on individual, but in toto, it cost all notes and coins that I have in my wallet! I turned pauper and am on a three dollars loan from Faj. From now onwards, do-it-myself tuna bread will be for dinner. Actually, it has been my dinner for the past three to four nights, with fresh lettuce in lieu of red tomatoes. It might look tawdry and “anyhowly" in photos, but it sure is appealing and mouthwatering in actual. I could imagine you imitating our Merlion already.

A wholesome sandwich for dinner, with the nutrients of meat and veggie. Servings: 7 – 8 slices of bread.

Snapped some photos on the road leading towards home. One of the shots that caught my eyes was this.

The colours were beautifully contrasted.

More photos were snapped but left un-blogged. You are advised to check out my Flickr account on habitual basis after every post if you enjoy my works, or just simply curious to check out more photographs as of that particular post. Thank you!

Strike.
Double.
Turkey.
Four-bagger.
Five-bagger.
Sixpack.
Seven-in-a-row.
Eight-in-a-row.
Nine-in-a-row.
Ten-in-a-row.
Eleven-in-a-row.
Perfect Game!

Now, that’s my target as a bowler. I guess it’s quite obvious to see the distance apart from my goal, ever since the castle in the air appears right in front of me.

Check out some cheem cheem terms on bowling so that you won't turn a total suah koo in front of the pins. I bet you wouldn't want them to laugh at your ignorance after you knock them down for umpteen times. Haha!

And oh, todaealas, this Van claims to be your Godfather.

Back to prison

2006-01-07T02:25:00.000+08:00

I went back to Queenstown Remand Prison yesterday. Don’t misinterpret, the furthest I stepped into was only the quarters. I grew up in there and dwelt all the way till I ended my year of secondary 5, right after my GCE ‘O’ Level. Relocation was by force as dad had reached his age of retirement as a prison officer.

The long way home. Leading to 17 years of memories, collected upon each unhurried steps.

This is how the quarter looks, my block is somewhat different from what you are looking at.

Saw the guard on the tower in orange up there? He caught me red handed!

The guard on top found me taking photographs and hand-signed me to stop my activity. His eyes secured on me at sight. How I wished my art of infiltration has reached it's top-class, at least it might give me a few more chances to photo shoot the scenery before getting detected. Seriously, the surroundings were beauteous. Peaceful. Dissimilar from the typical HDB flats or any semi-D houses and rows of boring bungalows.

Lastly, before I left my hometown in Queenstown, ~~New Zealand~~ Singapore, I took the last photo. The signboard.

Queenstown Remand Prison

And so after that, met up with Fajrul for a game of pool. Check out our monkey shots!

Looks like a victorious pose. I’m Smug.

This pose is awesome!

Now, might as well have some jackass’s shots.

How to aim when there’s no concentration?

The cue ball is lost, sir!

Wazzock! Check your cue!

Ok, that’s all the pictures I took. Posted the entire album out in a single post. For larger size, check out my Flickr instead.

Wholly presented to you by:

GeckoZ!

The sprog is gone.

2006-01-06T01:07:00.000+08:00

Sweet. Cute. Adorable. Kawaii! And I ran out of my vocab. Need me say more?

Beautiful things never last. Cute babies – that are not biologically yours – especially.

Mom was told that the sprog would be taken care by her family in the future. Both her mom and granny were jobless and have got all the time in the world to look after her. The last time I saw her was before the house renovation, around December. Due to our filthy environment, we sent her back home, not using DHL of course.

I wouldn’t be seeing her anymore, not unless her parents or grandma decided to pay us a visit. Or they got employed again.

One month have passed. Babies grow in speedy rate, don’t they? Right now, I’m wondering how does she looks like. Mom said she’s not as chubby as afore. The photos that have been published and linked were taken around November. They are only shown now all thanks to my procrastinating attitude.

Remember her ~~blur~~ looks carefully. The next time I shoot her again, she’ll look a lot more different!

Only after realizing that I might not have much probability of seeing her again, I’m starting to miss her. And her smiles. And her cries. And her baby whiff. And the way she turns into a sleeping beauty. And lastly, the way she ignores me!

Ignoring me is one thing. Giving me that kind of look is another.

I finally discover her absence and desire her presence. I wanna carry her again.

Having nostalgia.

Sony Ericsson K700i

2006-01-04T05:41:00.000+08:00

Good tidings!

“Look, I got a new handphone!”
“So… what’s the big deal about it?”
“Well, look again. The issue is that, this is my second handphone throughout my 19 years of life.”
“Whopping enough?”

The once trendy Nokia 8250 handphone well known for it’s brightest illumination ever, was the very first handphone that I had full control over with. But not to boast about, I had it only at the period when it was almost outdated. It was roughly 4 years back when I first possessed it. A sec 3 kid, I was. People around me were already holding on to phones with colourful screen liao. Some even armed with built-in camera, lor.

Today, this companion of mine has turned into a ha’p’orth, degenerated piece of plastic with faults. I shall let it rest in peace, together with those memories it had stored on my behalf – my birthday sms-es, especially.

Speaking about those memories, I once told myself that I would use the phone for as long as possible, and still have yet fully given up on it. But I was at the same time wishing for a camera, or a camera phone.

My dad called home in the early evening, saying that he’s getting a free phone from god-knows-what promotion or something. Holy mackerel, holy moses, holy moly, holy smoke! It was both surprise and turmoil. So after some comparison and consideration, I made a decision.

Nokia 8250, the before. Shining and glowing in it’s silver amour.

Nokia 8250 forced to rest in peace. (taken by rival Sony Ericsson K700i)

A camera phone at this point of time is simply just way too tempting!

I believe that having a camera phone following me wherever I’m off to, I would be able to enhance my post by a lot more folds! Say, a geckozillion times. More ~~narcissistic photos~~ interesting pictures up ahead!

Right now, I starts to worry about where else can I store my birthday reminders. At least 2 dozens of them. And one more thing, I realised that I lost one of the phone number while transferring them to the new phone book. Are there any other victims?

And by the way, being a non-gadget-worshipper, I hope that any Samaritans out there could tell me approximity how much do I need to pay for surfing the net with my handphone. I tried that, it’s just way too cool!

Lastly, presenting to you my latest handphone...

SE K700i sure got a much mesmerizing façade as compared to Nokia 8250, but I still prefer the latter's slender figure. Chio!

Computer hassle

2006-01-03T00:23:00.000+08:00

School’s resuming tomorrow. As a student of Republic Polytechnic, and most importantly, a practically round-the-clock computer user, ~~I’m obligated~~ I ought to make sure that my computer is working completely fine. In other words, functioning in tiptop condition. Besides, self productivity and working mood relates to computer efficiency, doesn’t it? Infrequent impede of the processing machine hinder your progress as well, do I have your agreement?

To achieve this level of excellence, I went to carry out the 4 essential ways of performance-enhancing and speed-escalating processes. Not to miss out, some erroneous stuff in consequence of my itchy fingers.

But now I’m desperately feeling desperate. Contradiction. After long minutes of waiting, laptop’s still working in it’s usual sluggish pace with occasional lags. Websites saved in address bar are gone, resulting in either getting the links from other web pages, or retype the whole address based solely on recollection - chances are minute if site-to-site links were majorly relied on.

Fortunately blogs do have links from one to another. Else, it would be like loosing a cellphone with over 100 phone numbers stored in it - loosing all contacts.

Hope I don’t need any URL-forgotten resources tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I’m still deciding whether should I move on to the plugins-not-installed but save-space-using-tabs Mozilla, or the traditionally practiced Internet Explorer. After all, both have their pros and cons. Be decisive.

At this point of time, IE are coming out with a new version. Version 7, however still attaching to the word “Beta”. It’s describtion seems highly competitive with Mozilla. They gotta flame up the fox real soon to beat IE. Otherwise, the fox would be flambé for a wholesome meal.

开学

2006-01-01T18:54:00.000+08:00

转眼间，又要开学了。
长达一个月的假期过的似乎不怎么充实。
浪费掉了。

早晨的太阳陪我睡觉，
深晚的明月伴我独处。
时-间-颠-倒。

幸好新年第一天降临在星期日，
我的假期就这样多了一天零一秒！
不过。。
最终也等于。。
我的生命又浪费掉一天零一秒。。。
*汗*

接下来的一个月里，
每星期都出现一次测验。
本想好好利用假期最后几天走马看花、浪子瞪书，
但。。那始终只是一个 “想”。

假也放了，懒也懒够了。
该是时候上班上学了！

2006 - The present, and the future

2006-01-01T02:43:00.000+08:00

Year 2005 has just elapsed in the blink of an eye ~~although we usually blink both eyes together~~. So what have everyone been doing during the past year? What have you intended or planned to do during the following days and months of 2006?

It’s already 2.49AM of the brand new year, and I’m only planning of how to write this post. Wah liao eh.

As mentioned in my last don’t-know-how-many post, I fear celebrating birthdays with my family members, and, of my family members. This starting of the year probably means another round of birthdays are coming!! I’m in deep water. Real deep. Like ocean. Geckos are also scared of sharks!

Dear chums and readers of 《壁虎山庄》, the one in Chinese, I guess y’all are probably wondering, why this post IS IN ENGLISH!!!! Ya lar, new year, new feeling ~~and a new sense of weirdness~~. A blog is nothing without readers, a blogger is nothing without a brain – of new ideas, probably new crappy ideas. I think at these point of time I’m widely influenced in English blog after loitering at Tomorrow.sg for such a long time. Cockroach knows about my plan – having English post, again!

It has been more then half a year blogging in Chinese, I’m feeling unusual to communicate in ~~this alien language~~ English again. But probably Cockroach’s blog give me the courage to try it again? Or perhaps I should turn bilingual as well, I mean, REAL BILINGUAL! Balance of eastern and western tidbits as of my “current mood” as at that point of time. Would my lair turn into utter messed-up Rojak after spending 6hrs spring cleaning and changing my blog layout without sleep till 10am the next day? I ask you, you ask who? Hahahaha!

For 2006, I’ve download Firefox, and found out it doesn’t suit me at all. That’s not my cup of tea. I prefer suger in my Lipton. But because of Firefox, I got myself iTunes somehow. iTunes looks pretty attractive to me after my maiden try. Be it visually or it’s accessibility.

This is what you would see in the library song list, but the visualiser is more powerful then Windows Media Player Ver. n!

I’m the suah koo of IT, but surely, I’m not the last soul to find out about iTunes and Firefox okay!! If anyone likes it, go get it! GeckoZ recommend one.

So for 2006, I got myself a considered-new hairstyle that comes with bleaching - due to an utter failure of hi-lighting of grey hue. I’ll be back. To get it dyed, before the Lunar New Year.

May as well consider a tattoo on my forhead and perhaps getting a pair of look-like-vampire contact lenses!

A ready made cosplayer, ready to parade at Orchard!

Happy New Year, of the year 2006!!!
Slàinte mhath!

圣诞节快乐！！！

2005-12-25T01:01:00.000+08:00

哟哟哟！
吼吼吼，圣诞节到咯！！！
此 post 本想在平安夜写的，但拖着拖着时间就慢慢过了。
啊啊啊啊~

不过现在勉强还能算是平安夜把？
壁虎晚上才出来活动，
所以看见了太阳才会承认“隔天”的来临。
12am 对我来说，不代表什么。
所以。。明天才是圣诞节！
（时间是宝贵的，能拉长就尽量拉长。自己骗自己也没关系）

明天圣诞节，我可还没想到要怎么过。
8 频道，5 频道，还有 U 频道的 Programme Guide 都看过了。
中文频道没什么看头。
5 频道节目却是从早播到晚。
但不知是否连连好戏。

打算去陪鱼尾狮。
那里应该很 happening.
不知会不会看到美眉？
哈哈哈~

搞不好。。又得。。自己“孤零零”地在家过。。

Any the way,
圣诞节怎能少了圣诞气氛？
最能营造气氛的，想必就是圣诞颂歌 (Christmas Carols)。
喜欢圣诞节，又喜欢音乐的壁虎，
怎么可能会忘了乘机介绍几首自己喜欢的歌曲？

在所有收藏当中，最喜欢的就是某某某的 "White Christmas".
由于被翻唱太多次了，自己也不知这究竟是谁家的版本啊。
歌曲应该属于爵士乐。
听歌当儿，
试着幻想自己穿梭时空，回到了 40 年代。
身在西方国家一间高级歌厅。
里头全都是一些达官贵人，穿的都是华丽洋装。
歌厅里点燃了数支蜡烛，灯火照耀出辉煌的排场。
眼前有个舞台，舞台上站着的是位 30 多岁的女歌星，正唱着这首 "White Christmas"。
窗外黑白相间，飘着的皑皑白雪已点缀了那夜晚的天空。
歌厅里的蜡烛与人群，温暖了这冬天。。。

听歌的时候什么都别做，闭上双眼放松心情。
最好插上耳机。
好啦，你可以开始听歌、开始幻想、开始享受了~

歌曲听完了，感觉如何？
是否听出了耳油？

接下来就来个意想不到的歌曲作为 ending 呗！

祝大家，
Merryyy Christmassss!!

PS: 过了圣诞就是 Boxing Day，没有必要就别出门了。
=P

今天是圣诞节。
壁虎没出门啊，今天 6pm 才爬起床。
哇靠，呆在家里果然没圣诞气氛。
要不是收到 sms 祝贺，我还以为圣诞还没到呢。

昨晚，也就是圣诞前夕，
猪女、蟑螂、还有我都无聊的弄了三张图。
用完全不相干的图片以 Photoshop 加工后，合成一张充满圣诞节气氛的图片。

请各位捧场，头选你心爱的照片。
可以三张都选，也可以一张也不投。
但拜托，写出你的个人理由与观点。

猪女：

蟑螂：

壁虎：

谢谢各位的支持啊！
=DD

打 bowling

2005-12-23T02:54:00.000+08:00

很久以前，
壁虎曾因初次体验而写下一大篇打 pool 之记。
甚至是好几十篇、几百篇。
写的人不腻看的人腻。

如今，壁虎又尝试了保龄球运动。
记得第一次看朋友打保龄球是在。。。中二！
那也是我的最后一次。
过后便和保龄球毫无近距离接触。

常看电视节目，
时不时都会有一些打保龄球的镜头，
壁虎就似模似样的也举起“保龄球”，幻想自己在保龄球场。

昨天就约了 Faj 和龙，
一起到 Kim Seng 保龄球场打个痛快 (Great World City 对面）！
选择那里是因为地方便宜。
$2 钱 1 局，1局 10 场。
球鞋租费一双一元八角。
（有谁知道哪里更便宜，请第一时间向我通风报信!）

见到一对年老的夫妻也来打上几局。
得分还不错，手脚也灵活。
快成为对活宝啦！
想必这对夫妇从拍拖就开始常去打保龄瓶。
样貌六十岁但身手看似二十几。
（保龄球啊保龄球，看来这保龄球还能保得住年龄啊！）

既然便宜，又打上了瘾
索性连打 5 局，付张 $10，十全十美。
打完后到 GWC Food Junction 吃了 Satay Bee Hoon，一个字，差！

填饱肚子，时间还早。
回到原点打起了 pool!
一个小时又过了。。。
时间不过 4 点多。
搭了免费 shuttle bus 到乌节。
沿途走到榴莲壳，呆了一下又走了。
一走就差不多走回家。
但最后还是搭 bus 搭了几个站。
很高兴这次有 Faj 和龙的陪伴。
好哥们！

现在右手酸酸的，
还有左脚软软的。。。
像只歪歪斜斜软脚蟹！

哦，还有。
昨天也是我第一次把钱包里的钱一次过败光。。。

怎样抓蟑螂？

2005-12-22T02:45:00.000+08:00

注意：此蟑螂，非“蟑螂”也。

昨晚上厕所的时候，
到处漆黑一片，
我。。。
踩到了一只蟑螂。
庆幸没把它踩扁，
不然无辜的会是脚板和地板。

起初也没察觉到那竟会是只蟑螂，
后来回头一看，才发现小强匆忙跑掉。
自己也没怎样被吓一跳，就只是不停把脚洗了又洗重复再洗。

今天早上醒来的时候，
发现小强光天化日之下在厨房乱闯。
看了一下发现下半部竟然凹了进去。
一口咬定，它就是昨晚的那只受害者！

直觉告诉我，
我应该斩草除根、大义灭亲。
（尽管它只是在府上借住几宿。。。）
我鼓起勇气，不慌不忙的把塑胶袋套在手上准备把蟑螂抓起来。
结果，这下子就准备了个十几分钟。
*汗*

蟑螂越是进我就越是退。
也只能等它退了我才敢进。
就这样进进退退地，
花了大半个时辰和小强跳 tango.

最后，我终于。。终于。。
眼睁睁看着它凯旋而归啦！

以下有飞天小强的质料：

飞天小强的飞天本领！
现说明：
可靠性、真实性、可信度、准确度。。
完完全全。。不多。
请点击。。这里。

去捐血嘞！

2005-12-17T01:58:00.000+08:00

壁虎终于在昨天捐了第二滴血。
在门口遇见下班后要回家的小嫒，正和宁通着电话。
聊了一下就把电话另一端的阿宁也叫过来捐血了。
上次阿宁不是说要自己去吗？
但始终还是。。。
PS: 宁花了 1 个多钟头冲凉 plus “洗厕所”！！！
（忠劝一句，下次别约宁！！！）

免费月历拿了，不过没猪女画的那个可爱！
Milo 喝了，不过还如当初一小杯！
Ah bel 骗人，哪儿来的 milo one packet?!
哦，还有免费一个 puff.
挺好吃的，绝非低等货！

进入正题，言归真转。
壁虎今天看到的人比第一次多。
有点惊讶！
男的、女的，老的、大的、小的，第一次的、很多次的。。。
热心的人还真不少，不过这也不算多。

新加坡捐血者其实不超过 total population 的 1%。
但需要血的人早已超过你所能想象的。
血，不单是血。
平均，1 包血能换 3 条命。
但有些时候病人需要的只是血中的其中成分。
好比说，一个患有白血病 (leukemia) 的病人，每 5 天需要 10 个捐赠者的血。
在加上血型还分 4 大种，适合的血几乎不会很多。

壁虎曾经听过有几个人说。。。
“ You don't get paid for donating blood but hospitals are charging patients who needs blood, how unfair!”
不知大家有何感想？
是举双手赞同，还是不停孟摇头？
现在头还在摇的朋友，谢谢你们的体谅。
至于手还在举的朋友，我看不见你们是谁。
不过想说的是，病人付的钱，绝对不是“买血钱”。
血需要经过适当的处理才可输送给病人。
难道，这些不用钱吗？
如果不检验血的“干净度”，你敢用吗？
这些都需要钱。

虽然上次已经解释过为何要捐血，但唠叨的壁虎始终要再三说一次。
希望下次捐血的时候，看到的不是 “Only 1% of Singaporeans are blood donors.”。
而是 “Number of blood donors has increased to 2% of Singapore's total population!”。

看着针孔刺入手臂会有点毛骨悚然，但若不看不就没事了？
16 岁小女生都能带着笑脸去捐血，
那一点痛，又算得了什么？

18 岁以上的，你若不是体弱多病，体重太轻，
那拜托，把你体内 1/10 的血捐了吧？
16 - 17 岁的小朋友，可以的话就向令尊、令堂讨个签名呗？

若想了解更多，请你点击这里，和这里。

最后，拜托，去捐血啦！

传单

2005-12-15T10:24:00.000+08:00

不知看《壁虎山庄》的，有多少人分派过传单？
在乌节人潮中分也好，
家家户户的派也行，
又或者是拿着一支筷子到组屋楼下去插信箱也不错。
3 种派发方法，壁虎都有过一次经验。
不是不想再做，只是没有 lobang.

目标：
早派完早收工早拿钱
阻碍：
街上行人把你透明化
组屋高高的楼层把你疲累化
楼下信箱因封密而把你搞得神经化

不过。。
尽管阻碍多多，一切还是容易解决。
有些人一次分双倍，有些人则把剩余的扔了。
壁虎两样都干过。
有一次直接分 7 张，好让路人拿来遮雨，总好过把纸传到他们手上后就直接飘到地上。
发不完但想回家，只好把剩下的 2、3 叠当分尸随处丢。
这不是好榜样，但却是 last resort.

经验不算多，但也算足够。
在说，又有谁会派传单派上瘾一派就会再想派？还派到经验足够写成书？
如果你想派，不介意拉我一起做。
至今，我只知道我一人做上瘾。

跑乌节的时候，每条街都会有几人手拿传单。
但并非满街跑，而是站着扮 model.
守株待兔的等着会有几只小兔子上前说“Excuse me, can give me 1 flyer?”
不然就是女生发帅哥，男生发美女。
Excuse me，派传单也是一份职业。
职业不分贵贱，拿人钱财就得尽责。
不爽可别干。

壁虎觉得，只要是人就别放过。
人家会觉得烦，觉得你难缠，这我知道。
我也当过被缠的人，不是吗？
想想，又会有谁会笑脸迎人上前跟你说“Excuse me, can give me 1 flyer?” 呢？
看人脸色而决定分不分，对你老板来说不公平。

没什么，最近看到很多派传单的，就这样有感而发。

人家公司有钱，有分不完的传单（比如 Sim Lim Square)，但切记，纸是宝贵的。
就算不想看，劳驾，拜托尽量拿到附近的 recycle bin，再丢弃手上的 “垃圾”，can?

我建议每座组屋楼下信箱旁都要放 recycle bin!!

Siaoboi 也被 Tomorrowed 了！

2005-12-15T00:00:00.000+08:00

Siaoboi 也被 Tomorrowed 了！

Siaoboi 被 Tomorrowed 了！！
龟公归公人是我。
嘿嘿嘿~

这就表示。。。
我喜欢，也认同他的说法！
什么说法？
如果你还不知道那个 post 是在说什么。。。劳驾，去看看吧。

为了方便各位读者、朋友，我把那个 post 弄过来。
外加后来 update (part 2) 的，壁虎也有插上一脚。

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Kids...

1. sTicKyCaPs. I HaVe No IdEa wHy ThEy LoVe tO wRiTe lIke ThIs, sO IrRiTaTiNg lOrX, I dUn eVeN kNoW WhAt tHe hElL ThEy aRe wRitiNg aBoUt, aNd tHeY aRe So pROuD Of It lOlx ~

2. Are kids today having grammar problems? Or did teachers teach them to write extra letters? For example: todaee horr, thatt teaacherr verii thee cb lehh.. keepp piickiing on miie iin class.. ii dunn liike herr faccee lorr… Or are they blind or what? Can’t see that I there, so there’s a need to add an extra I? If you really can’t see, please go and get yourself a pair of spectacles in case if there’s this need of adding more extra letters in words in the future!

3. After grammar, comes the vocabulary problem. Can’t they just spell properly? Their you = euu, is = ishhh, blog = bloggie, cool = kewl, me = moii or meii, etc. If they really want to be inventors pleases invent some extraordinary words that are not being found in any dictionary instead of just changing their spelling! No wonder our English standard is dropping, hAiX~

4. In...most...blog, they love... to do...this, they....did...this...so that....their...posts...will...look longer. If...they write....until like...that...then...I suggest...that...they...might...as well....don’t....update...their...blog. What’s...the use...of writing....lots...of..craps with...lots of ...............

5. Everybody is talking about project superstar! I know that they will be their future idol, but is there a need to paste them all around blogskins? If that’s the reason then I advice this people to paste them on walls and offer them joss sticks and pray to them! Just a simple blogskin will do right? Is there even a need to paste all this idols everywhere?

6. Next is the color contrast. They love to have all sorts of bright bright blogskins, and their posts are filled with bright bright fonts, it’s really irritating because I need to highlight them in order to read all this posts! I wonder if they have special eyes that allows them to filter off bright bright colors? If not why is there a need to make your whole blog bright bright? This kind of blog people will never give a damn about them!

7. As we know that blogs are public diaries, but I have no idea why there are people who love to use this “Anti right-click” Html. It’s not like you are a supermodel or what and people are stealing all of your pictures. If you don’t like other people to steal your pictures, then don’t post them! As easy as that. By the way, whenever there’s something which captures my attention in a blog whose owner blocks my right-click, I my ways of getting them!

Way 1. Use the “view source button”
Way 2. Use Firefox, it will allow you to right-click even if the anti right-click html is on!
These are some useful ways to copy people stuff even if they don’t allow. Enjoy copying!

8. No matter it’s a guy or a girl, they love to “show off” their likes and dislikes. Take for example, lots of them love: chocolates, ice cream, toys, etc. And dislike: back stabbers, KPKB teachers, alone, liars, perverts, etc. I wonder what makes them so different from others? Who love back stabbers, etc. Only them?

9. Cliche lines. Have you notice that they love to quote "it takes a minute to know someone, an hour to like him, a day to love him, and a lifetime to forget him". It’s so unrealistic! An hour to like someone! You must be joking with me man! No wonder there are so many “innocent” girls who proclaim that they have got cheated! Please la…life is not that simple as an hour to like someone or a day to love him! WAKE UP!!

10. I bet that there are people who think their life is messy and everything, for example "my whole life is in a mess... family, friendship, career... i am beginning to hate myself... i am sad and lonely... when will i be able to find the right person to save me?" Please this is YOUR life, not other people’s, and you will have to save your own self instead of “Ohhh…my Romeo come and save me from all my suffering!”

WAKE UP, WAKE UP !!!

Edited By Shawn

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Kids...Part 2

Ok ok! This is going to be PART 2!
And this is definitely a 100x more fun as it’s also edited by me, GeckoZ!
*eViL… GrIn…*

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I know that when I post my last post, surly I will get “shot” by readers, and I agree that these Kids have their own freedom of how and what to blog, but I am just commenting about it! People also have their rights to complain right?

Got feedback from some readers as well as from my sis, I am going to add more points to my older post.

11. I know that girls love small and cute cute stuffs, but is it necessary to even set your posts in small small windows? It’s a torture for others to read! Imagine that you have to click and click just to read a post, it’s annoying you know? This sort of blog turns me off the most!

12. Song! Everybody has their own favorites, but what I don’t get it was that all this kids loves to play their favorite mp3s and midis in their blog! Once is annoying enough, but all these songs just keeps on playing on and on, non-stop! I can’t even enjoy my own music from my jukebox, and my Windows Media Player, and my Friend’s Blog, and my… erm.. never mind. Anyway! I don’t find the need to show them off, it’s not like as if you are a FAMOUS DJ who is famous for playing a single song over and over again, so just shut those blogs up for other people’s sake for once!

13. If you have noticed, there are blogs that contain a wish list! I know that Christmas is round the corner and all of you have really been “good” boys and girls, and hopes that Santa will give you digital camera, puma jackets, LV handbags, etc, I thought Santa gives toys?!?! Pleases, if you want any of those, BE PRODUCTIVE by working or saving and get them YOURSELF, they just don’t drop from heaven! People won’t buy those for you unless if they are your parent, steady or sugar daddies, so stop DREAMING!

14. Once again, some irritating cute cute stuffs found in blogs, Gif pictures! I know that they will make your blog BRIGHT and LIVELY, but all those blink blink makes my eyes blink away from your blogs! I find it irritating rather that lively and bright! So please, give both my eyes and other reader eyes a rest!

15. About entry problem, there are kids who love to blog long posts, but in these long posts, they are just beating around the bush. If not, then they had mange to blog down every single detail in their lives which happens to be the same as other ORDINARY day! (Which means that the post seems similar everyday), eg. Today went school....did nothing....listen to teacher teach...so boring. When bell ring everybody so happy, so went home....then still got test tomorrow, so boring...still got homework have not done...how? Later teacher scold...die...gtg...byezzz. I have no idea of which person in this whole wide world won’t get sick of reading similar posts over and over again everyday! Please be creative!!

16. There are also stupid irritating Kids who love adding silly good-for-nothing emotions like “hahaha..”, “wahahahaha”, “muahahaha” at the end of every sentences for God-knows-what purposes! Hahaha… They are simply writing it for the sake of writing, lol.. without really brings out how the hell happy they really are! Muahahaha…. Crazy bunch of irritating silly kids! Hur hur hur hur hur~~

17. Some silly people even have PASSWORD PROTECT FOR THE SAKE OF FUN! I can’t understand how fun is it really is. Every time your reader enters your blog, it automatically prompt for the silly password like “I love Blah Blah Bladdy Hell”. As a friend, I find that bothersome too, although I respect your wish to protect it from your family or your rival too, for some childish purposes. If you find that fun then just set that as your other account password as well, that would be fun for the readers! There’s no Private in the Public blogoshpere at all! Keep it in your Microsoft word to keep it private.

18. Annoying things like snowy effects and falling leafs. Nothing can be more annoying then this! Every time u read a sentence, a few words would be covered by the dropping effects created by stupid JAVA codes came out from another silly people. It’s a waste of time waiting for those pictures to uncover the text and for that, you have to wait throughout reading the whole post! Apart from that, it’s holy distracting. Give me a break.

19. Too large or too small fonts size are another silly idea out there. We are not blind folks that need you to magnify a 100x of a normal text size. And neither are we having a small-like-bed-bugs eyes, we don’t need you to cramp your fonts together so that we are able to see the words without moving our head too much.

20. Pop-ups that keeps popping out are irritants, not just advertisement pop-ups, but also pop-ups carving “~+~ Hug’zz Me In Your Arms Thight Thight Forever ~+~”. Nobody likes childish stuff like this on every entry to the blog. And don’t the blogger HERSELF just get tired of it every time SHE enters? Yeah, I’m stressing “HERSELF”, and “SHE”, only girls do such things.

21. Lastly, I hope. If your tag board aren’t working for most of the time, CHANGE IT.

PS: It’s your blog contents that is important, not any of your “Special Effects” that are neither special nor unique in any way.

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这些话憋着很久了。
其实一直想说，不过现在有现成的就拿了过来哈啦一番。
都是一些英文 blogger 常犯的。
（因为中文部落不多嘛）
当然，以上两则 post 有点夸大、做效果，但它们说题的始终很烦人，不是吗？
壁虎曾经也是英文 blogger 吖~
这些花花绿绿的东西以前也不吃不喝不睡觉，死都要把 effects 弄好。
可是后来才发觉，这些东西看久会腻，除此之外，还很 TMD 碍事碍眼。。。

PSSSS:
这不是100%的对，只是个人看法。
读者、朋友可拿去做参考，也可拿来做检讨，更可以当成过眼云烟，过目就忘。
开心就好。

我 · 和鱼尾狮的合照

2005-12-14T09:21:00.000+08:00

我 · 和鱼尾狮的合照

翻新工程还未完成。
家里照旧没自由。
厕所依然不能用。
壁虎还是没药救。

上个星期的前四天，壁虎跟着计划天天做同样的事到同样的地方。
惟有星期天工人放假没开工，但壁虎也去了婆婆家庆祝生日。
前天和昨天，因为晚睡而早上起不来结果呆在家里无聊的度过。

怎么个无聊？
什么都能熬、能忍，除了尿。
但始终，想尿不能尿。
所以只好逼自己赖在床上，能睡就睡，直到傍晚五、六点。

今天死都要起身出门！！！

回到正题 - 和鱼尾狮之照。
在大榴莲旁的鱼尾狮公园度过了几个傍晚。
看见来来往往的人潮，身上若有相机就一定会挖出来找人帮自己和鱼尾狮合照。
不少游客慕名而来，临走之前还很有意思的 “戴了” 鱼尾狮的 “口水” 回乡。
不知为何不同日子的游客都会拍长“伸手碗水” 之照。

或许大家是这样想的：
水 = 财
鱼尾狮喷不完的水 = 永远都有剩“鱼”花不完的财

不过。。。
跟鱼尾狮的合照能摆的 pose 多的是，好比：

站在远处用尾指衡量鱼尾狮的身高

撑把伞站在鱼尾狮喷的水下

穿着警察制服警告鱼尾狮别乱吐口水

当然，这只是茫茫脑海中的 3 个建议。
壁虎临走之前，终于看见比较有创意的有人了。
张大嘴巴猛灌喷出来的水！

你。。。又有那些创意之 pose 呢？

Photoshop “比赛”

2005-12-10T10:40:00.000+08:00

Photoshop “比赛”

昨天和 voon 玩了一下，搞起了 photoshop 比比 “才艺”。
4 张原图，咱两每图弄了代表自己的效果。
不只是否有谁能猜得到哪 4 张是我的作品？
Syl 应该没问题吧？
嘎嘎~

比赛由读者 / 朋友投票。
无需拨打 1900-112-8833.
投票方法很简单：
在 comments 里写下你们的选择。
例如：
Pix 1: PE2
Pix 2: PE2
Pix 3: PE 1
Pix 4: PE1

您的每一票投选都很可能为 ~~极度无聊~~ 兴致勃勃的我们带来一丝快乐！
还在等什么？

快点击这里投票！

（点击以上图片观看 ACTUAL size!! A Lot Larger! 1424 x 875)
若要某张 edited 独照可向我拿
=)

经过咱两的票数统计后。。。

成绩揭晓：
最受欢迎 Pix 1 ： PE2
最受欢迎 Pix 2 ：打成平手
最受欢迎 Pix 3 ： PE1
最受欢迎 Pix 4 ： PE2

所有的 PE1 都是 voon 的作品，PE2 是壁虎的。
啊啊啊~
各位喜欢就好，谢谢支持啊~

翻新装修第一天

2005-12-07T09:00:00.000+08:00

翻新装修第一天

现在时间 9 点钟，是否猜得到我身在何处？

今天翻新工程已开始。
7 点半以被老妈叫醒。
全家人在 8 点就准时疏散。
不过在出门之前，还是有东西忙。

忙着把牙刷，杯子收好。
忙着把老妈的床盖好。
其他的封封盖盖收收早在昨晚搞定。
昨晚，凌晨 2 点钟。
不过，这一切老妈一手包办。
壁虎当起了旁观者。

今天早上醒来后，发现厕所已几乎荡然无存。
架子拆了，水管、香皂、洗发水通通以收好。
醒来的时候时间也不早了，工人随时会上来开工、赶人。
壁虎也管不了那么多，刷了牙就换上衣服，出门。

昨晚已有了今早要上哪儿混的打算。
一切弄好后就背起装着电脑的包包出门。
去哪儿？
去一个安静的地方，图书馆。
比一般图书馆还安静的地方，学校图书馆。

出门的时候有点尴尬，觉得好像我已成了众目的焦点。
头发有点油，脸也有点脏，胡子又没刮，身体搞不好还发出淡淡异味。
跟 full-time 流浪汉没太大分别。
幸好巴士和图书馆里有冷气，不然连苍蝇都会在壁虎头上玩起抓迷藏。
更显得“耀眼”夺目。

打算在学校呆上一整个下午，
之后或许道乌节路游荡，
又或者去 HSA 捐血，
又或者。。找朋友打 pool 去。

不过现在，我感受到一个人的另一种自由。
独自静下来的自由。
没人打扰，100% 聆听耳边动人音乐旋律，写自己想写的，做自己想做的。
Post 写完后继续写歌词，没灵感就写 report.
暂时就这样。

由于没吃早餐，我饿了。

明天的日子，怎么过？

离校后去了一些地方，看到一些对壁虎来说有点新鲜的事务。。
以下就来个 bonus 好了。

Bonus 之费话连篇

现在时间 5 点半。
人参人身在榴莲中心的图书馆。
（第一次在外面写 post，感觉不错）

早前大概 2 点的时候快忍不住学校图书馆里的吵闹热闹与寒冷了，
结果打算到另一个地方去等待发霉。

临走之前只买了一杯 milo peng，一整天都没吃到东西。
肚子还很俄。
不过没关系，不吃午餐早成了壁虎的家常便饭。

离校后沿途走到 Tangling Mall，接着到了乌节路，在一直走到榴莲中心。
没停过，没上过厕所，没喝过水。
*我快要死了！！！！*

在乌节路。。。

（写到这里电脑没电了~ 只开了 20 分钟 -.-）

此刻时间 11.39pm，在家了。
刚才本想再继续走路回来破个个人大纪录，谁知。。我不认得路！！

ok，圆规正传。
虽然每次走回同样的地方，但看到的东西却不同。
乌节能干什么？
女生逛街，男生也逛街。
女生逛街 = 买东西，
男生逛街 = 在街上游荡。

乌节可说是怪胎一族的 gathering point.
个个都把装画地人不像人，鬼不像鬼，有些还像起了动物！
今天就见到了一些老鼠脸、猴子屁股脸、Nemo 脸。
刚才在乌节还一次过见到 3 辆 Lamborgini 轿车！！
车停，我也停了。
实在好看，大饱眼福。

走到榴莲中心的时候，我既然。。。睡着了！
迷迷糊糊中陪着大小鱼尾狮流口水。
还好没人看到啊。。。

醒来后看见一群日本女学生。
明确的说，是 6 班日本女校中学生。
大概 150 人吧？
这时才发现，日本人是人，新加坡人也是人。
如果他们不开口，但凭那张脸，
我还不能确定他们不是本地人。
不过，老实说，日妹长地怎么都比新妹 “卡哇鱼” 一点。
壁虎也喜欢她们的礼貌啊。

日妹总会很有信心，很有活力，使劲点头地 “嗯！”
比如说。。
日妹一：“你看，前面风景好美呀。。”
日妹二：“嗯！”

还有还有，超有礼貌的日妹口边常挂着一声 “gomen..”
（Gomen 乃对不起）
由于壁虎走路比飘还快，
跟着他们一起走的时候，
一个一个都被我超越了。
（不过这不是重点）
当几个同学发现她们挡着壁虎去路时，
都会很不好意思又很紧张的 Gomen 起来。
如果换成新妹，搞不好不道歉，还会回过头瞪壁虎一下。
（突然忘掉所有会说的日语，结果不知怎么回复他们的 Gomen。-.-"）

接着。。接着。。
回家了~
又把刚才的 "Fun" 180度。。。变成了“烦”。。。

有时候。。我也会放屁

2005-12-06T23:05:00.000+08:00

有时候。。我也会放屁

有时候你觉得很多人令你讨厌，
搞不好。。你早已不知不觉让每个人讨厌你。

有时候你觉得周围没一个人能了解你，
搞不好。。是你自己孤僻，不是每个人都联合卑隔你。

有时候你觉得周遭的人很幼稚，
搞不好。。可能是因为你没他们成熟。

有时候你觉得你是强者，
搞不好。。全宇宙最弱的就是你。

有时候你觉得人家很烦，
搞不好。。是你自己 EQ 底。

有时候你觉得自己做的很对，
搞不好。。是你自己没能力分出是非。

以上的 “你”，指的不是你，是我。
不过。。我想这些屁很可能也会缠上你。

如果不懂我在说什么。。没关系，就当我在放屁。
不好意思，失礼了。

人生，究竟有没有选择的余地？
还是，就算重来一次，你也会再一次做同样的选择？

GeckoZ - The bullshitting lizard humanoid

Orange 提过 “国王的新衣”。
如果你从这个 post 领悟到什么，
那可能是你自己给予的想法，
因为，我觉得我写的有如屁，
大部分是空无的。。

明天就开始装修了。。
现在我已感受到麻烦。
是真的很麻烦，不过我更烦。
救我~

时辰以到。。。

2005-12-05T02:36:00.000+08:00

时辰以到。。。

好几百年前壁虎就说过壁虎窝要翻新了。
终于，那天很快就要到来。
这个日子就在12月7日。。也就是。。
3！天！后！

最近看到邻居的家在拆拆装装当中。
好麻烦也好烦。
从早上8点就得离开家门，直到晚上8点。
灾难持续12天。
现在放假都不知是好事还是相反。
回到家搞不好还会被逼打扫家中灰尘。
更受不了也最无可奈何的就是，老爸老妈也要搬进我房里一起睡！
不只，就连什么刚洗好的衣服、裤子也要挂在我房里！
我房里已经小的受不了了。。
真 TMD 快窒息了。。

有家归不得，
不能够晚睡，
一屋子灰尘，
没的用电脑，
房间“习北” 济，
减少了自由！！！
将来的日子实在不好过。。
有口难言，有手难 blog...

Last call，有没有人肯收留壁虎？
包吃包喝包水电？
还要有 internet connection！！
或者，
有没有人想去 chalet 的？
若不介意，请 invite 我~
我肯为你做牛做马，任劳任怨。。。才怪！

烦死了。。
没找到工作或许是件好事，至少不会因没睡觉而累得像只行尸走肉。

说真的，我真的真的真 TMD 不想翻新！！

寻工

2005-12-03T03:26:00.000+08:00

寻工

今天壁虎又翘课啦~
反正以经最后一天，明天就是假期的开始了。
全班共 25 人但只有15 人回校上课。

早上的时候双眼都撑不住了。
老师说话而我却在睡觉。
累得什么也做不了。
每 3 秒钟眼睛就像安装了 automatic function 似的自动闭起来。
一点也没夸张写。

直到下午将近 11 点半时才突然间精神奕奕。
可是就在那半个小时前，和 siaoboi 约好了 12 点半一起去找假期工作。
因为答应了人，再加上壁虎懒得去看有如蚂蚁小的文字，就宁愿不管了。
走就走~

惟一遗憾就是放假前的最后一天也不能和 “她” 过完。。。
别问我 “她”是谁~
打死我也不会讲！
别说八字还没一丿，三字其实也还没一横呢~
可能或许，这又是壁虎一生中的另一个 “喜欢”，而不是 “爱”。

跟着 siaoboi 去了乌节，bugis，新达，Marina Square，还有榴莲中心。
哦对了~也顺道去了一趟 Funan 与 Sim Lim。
运气实在背，
走了那么多地方但找到适合的工作却少的可以。
探了一整天也只不过填了一张表格，
还得回家慢慢等一通没什么希望接到的电话。

不过还好，至少我不用忍受呆在学校里的无聊之苦。

整个下午见到很多美眉哦~
大家都在放假嘛！（除了其他 poly 啦）
还看到一只红眼僵尸，不过不是完颜不破。
我想可能有一天我也要弄对蓝色隐形眼镜，
然后就是还要有 “大眼睛的小秘密” effects！
这样我的蓝色眼睛就会夺目一点！！
吓人也比较好玩！
*奸笑*

话说回来，壁虎其实真正想做的。。。
就是在对面 7-11 当个临时收账的。
而且还是要值半夜班的那种！

Anyway，再说一次，
我放假了！！！

走路

2005-12-01T23:36:00.000+08:00

走路

壁虎常走路，
不管是回家，
在街上游荡，
或是从一个地方到另一个地方，
时间准许的话，精神 ok 的话，
我都会选择走路。

不少人知道我经常走路。
不过，没多少人知道我真正走路的原因。
有些人会开玩笑的说：
“哇！你连搭 bus 的钱都要省啊？”
或者
“你神经病啊？这样走路，不会嘞咩？”

壁虎走路真正的理由当然并非以上两种原因。
壁虎不是脱线的铁公鸡！

那为何爱走路？
最肤浅的答案乃：
“走路对身体好呢吗！”
可是我像是如此浮浅的人吗？
老实话。。是有一点啦。。 *惭愧*

不过我走路最大的原因是因为自由！
走路时是自己一个人的。
有时就算看到熟人也未必会上前打招呼。

自己走路的时候，享受着迎面而来的风。
让心情控制着脚步。
心情好则走快点，心情忧则走慢点。
不管快慢都有它不一样的感觉。
有时，壁虎会走特别快，一定要 overtake 每一个走在前面的人。
但偶尔，也会走的比蜗牛还慢，看着很多人从我背后插身而过。

唱歌吧，哪怕是“杀鸡”般也不怕会被扔臭鸡蛋~
胡乱 rap 两口也好。
最重要就是疏解压力，放松心情。
形象又何必在乎？
反正路上行人未必会认识你。
当然，如果你 suay 的话那我也没办法~

时不时，壁虎还会挑战自己，
让壁虎胆变老虎胆。
怎么挑战？
在一眼望去、空无一人的值路上，
闭上眼睛试着走下去。
试试看，你能走多远？
我最多十几步。
每当眼睛闭起开始数 “一步，两步，三步，四步 ~~，望着天。。看星星一颗，两颗，三颗，四颗连成线。。。~~”
眼前就隐隐约约出现森林的画面，
每一步都似乎会撞到阻挡着的树木。
不过，只要放松，不去数就没事了。。

现在觉得压力很大吗？
随时有快憋不住，想哭的冲动吗？
试试走走看。。不过如果是特地走的，那就没意思了~
想走，才走。

自由未必不是简单的~

Aunty 人如花

2005-11-28T23:55:00.000+08:00

Aunty 人如花

今早搭巴士的时候，
发生了恐怖事件。
不。
应该是比恐怖事件来的更恐怖的事件！

车上不算拥挤，
但每长双人位都已被那些乘客独霸了。

有位大概 30 岁的 Aunty 在途中也上了车。
这位 aunty ~~貌美如花~~ 貌像如花。
（就差那如花 trademark 的装扮）
她向壁虎走了过来，就坐在我身边。

不就是一位 aunty 嘛，有什么好可怕的？
就算她长的 100% 像如花，那也没什么。
可是！！
她的眼神让我想起如花那神经兮兮的样子。

谁知道，搞不好，
aunty 会随时抓起我的手再突然狂咬我一口？

结果眼看就要下车了。
我竟然在迟疑到底要不要走出 aunty 双腿的“关卡”。
-_-"
真到站了，死都得下车。

因为头脑想太多而神游去了。
就这样壁虎失去平衡，差点还爬在 aunty 身上。
糗大了！！

其实仔细想想。。
Aunty 哪一点像如花啦？
一点也不。

头脑不清醒，乱发白日梦，胡斯又乱想。
后果就会不堪设想！

Moral of the story:
Never step out of your house with only 4hrs of sleep!!

何谓发如雪？

2005-11-27T04:15:00.000+08:00

何谓发如雪？

应该有不少读者、朋友认识「发如雪」这首歌吧？
咱都算得上是中文爱好者，
对于像「发如雪」如此的诗词应该都会感兴趣。

可壁虎一直莫不着脑袋瓜，
“发如雪” 为何意？
乃头发白如雪吗？
如果是的话，
那这搓白发
如何让离别凄美？
如何让眼泪纷飞？

何谓 “锁眉”？
歌词里的 “狼牙月” 又指什么？
“三千东流水” 又是什么意思？

壁虎对写歌感兴趣，
所以想了解一下词如何配曲，
好词又该怎么写，
早把歌词里深奥的字与词都翻了下字典。
可才发现，
有好些词都无法在字典里搜到。
就因如此，
壁虎无法了解这美妙的歌词究竟想表达什么。

如果把歌词分开一结一结的勉强能理解。
但把这好几结拼凑完整后，我糊涂了。

好比说，
“你发如雪纷飞了眼泪
我等待苍老了谁
红尘醉微醺的岁月
我用无悔刻永世爱你的碑”
有谁可为我解释一番，这段在说啥？

连续不停的把歌听了一遍又一遍，
却无法听出旋律中带出的是什么感情。
伤心、难过？
好像没想哭的冲动。

能看 MV 的话或许还能了解。

啦儿啦啦儿啦啦儿啦儿啊~

刚雅虎了一下「发如雪」 MV 。
（把 enoding 调到 Chinese Simplified (GB2312))
MV 有如啦儿啦~
再看一百遍还是不能了解词中意。

秘密。MEME

2005-11-23T17:24:00.000+08:00

秘密。MEME

Meme [meemee]
n.

Boring stuff about me.
Extremely boring stuff about me.
A chunk of questions asking me for crap and does not interest anyone at all.
OR,
A pile of interesting stuff about me that EVERYBODY wants to know!

请往下看：
壁虎の秘密之七七四十九件！

7 件令我感到害怕的事：
- 怕陌生
- 怕被误会
- 怕变残废
- 怕心痛、怕肉痛
- 怕不该冷时冷、不该热时热
- 怕生命一直毫无意义、没有方向地过
- 怕蟑螂、蜜蜂、和其它看似只会乱乱飞的大昆虫

7 件最爱：
- 曲词、涂鸦、画画、摄像、中文等艺术
- “杀鸡”、写 blog、读 blog、打 pool 等消遣
- 射击、射箭、走路、跑步、踩脚车等运动
- 沙爹、鸡饭、锅贴、罗扎、芝士薯条等食物
- Sprite ice、Root beer、Milo peng、Teh tarik 等饮料
- 废话连篇、语无伦次、冷言冷语、难登大雅之堂等话语
- 最后，但并非最不爱的最爱。。美若天仙、清纯可人、人见人爱、美美的美眉也！！

7 件房里不可缺的东西：
- 床
- 电脑
- 电灯
- 书桌
- 镜子
- 收音机
- 电风扇
- 让我破例一次再加个衣橱、柜子！

7 件我能做的事：
- 天天走路
- 不吃午餐
- 拼命灌水
- 从早到晚对电脑
- 呆在家里不出门
- 老老实实说真话
- 不看电脑、手机键盘打字

7 件死都做不到的事：
- 守爱
- 保存友情
- 拥有个人风格
- 了解别人心中的话
- 让人了解我心中的话
- 把所有事情完全做得完美
- 其他没说的我死后也无法做到

7 件常说的话：
- 废话
- 反话
- 讽刺话
- 翻版中国话
- 他妈的脏话
- 你听不懂的话
- “如果这样的话。。。”

7 件个 ~~被下诅咒~~ 幸运被抽中得接下去写的人。。。
- Siaoboi
- hans
- Syl
- 蟑螂
- 芦苇
- 小嫒
- 阿宝
- 再让我破例一次加个禽兽，Melissa！

其实壁虎也是受 ~~奸人所害~~ 友人所托，被点中了。
在 ~~情非得以~~ “有-时-间-但-没-博-题”的情况下，把它写了出来与民分享。

好奇为何我点你，或不点你？
其实只想看这 meme “发扬光大”，
尽量点一些。。
博界活跃的人，
想博又没东西博的人，
常常有事没事都博的人，
生活在壁虎博圈不同角落的人。

有些非中文博客或许不知 “博” 乃何意。
壁虎定义：
“部落” 乃 blog 也
“博客” 乃 blogger 也
“博圈” 乃 blog circle 也
“博界” 乃 blogosphere 也

现在就用你自己的博客风格去把你的秘密一一博出来呗！

记得在你的 post 弄个 link 会来，别浪费 trackback 的用途！

我忍不住又回来邀疯子，kawa，阿顺一起写了，
不然迟早壁虎会遗忘你们的！
嘿嘿嘿~！

被点中的人可以不写，没点中的人也可以写。
想怎么写就怎么写，这是你家事。

英文、华文、马来文，
说的、画的、演示的，
真的、假的、搞笑的，
有的、没的、哈啦的。

自由发挥啦！
疯子可以写成诗，
芦苇、阿宝、可用画，
蟑螂可以搞 Podcast。

Podcast -> http://www.blastpodcast.com
Video post -> http://www.youtube.com/browse.php

买鞋。吃东西。打 pool

2005-11-19T23:04:00.000+08:00

买鞋。吃东西。打 pool

[壁虎]：Eh Faj, this (Tanjong Pagar) railway station not in use anymore?
[Faj]：Still in use ar, but I think people prefer to go the Woodland wan.
[壁虎]：Why?
[Faj]：Cos that wan new and nearer to Malaysia ar~
[壁虎]：Oh issit? But i still prefer taking train here eh~ can enjoy longer ride on the train, and here looks older, cool~~

今天陪了 Faj 到 Beach Road 去买鞋。
挺便宜的~
我不久前才去买过。
他买了一双和我一样款式的鞋。
只不过颜色不同。
黑色的。
（我那双蓝色，navy blue）
$39 一双，Converese 布鞋！

接着就去小贩中心买点东西吃。
壁虎是特地想要吃啦！
就吃了有名的肉骨虾面！
想想肉骨茶 + 超 Q 面 + 3 只大虾！！
就 $3！
不够爽的话就放多多辣椒！
爽死你！
上次和 siaoboi 一起去 Singapore Immigration & Registration Building (SIR) 弄护照的时候，他介绍我吃的。
吃了一次就会想再吃个二、三、四、五、六、七次！
刚去吃的时候，看到店牌是 #01-59
有空，或若经过不妨去试试！
一级棒！

然后又搭回 145 到 Queenstown 去打 pool.
其实今天搭了 3 趟巴士，来来回回，都是 145.
从 Telok Blangah 搭 145 到 Beach Road，
从 Beach Road 又搭 145 经过 Telok Blangah，再到 Queenstown，
最后从 Queestown 搭 145 回到 Telok Blangah.

一天就这样过了。
本来起初还有点不想出去的，
难得老妈照顾的 BB 今天“放”在里一整天。
当我回到家的时候，BB 早被“拿”回去了~~

明年照旧买 Converse，不过想穿高靴子！

体能，能不能？

2005-11-18T18:11:00.000+08:00

体能，能不能？

今天学校提早下课。
反正时间还早就上山运动去了。
这不是第一次运动。
也不是第一次上山运动，不过！！
这却是很久之后的第一次身上毫无包袱的运动！
（包袱如书包，皮夹，手机等等等等等等等。。。）

过去几天，壁虎放学后走路回家时偶尔会顺便上山使用上面的 exercise corner.
可是今天不同，壁虎先回家把牛仔裤换了才上去。
然后也就把“包袱”放在家里。

今天体能好像有点进步。
不过还是烂到~~

Push-up 还算好，最有希望的就是它了。。
其余的都算 hopeless~ jia lat~！
Sit-up: 退步了！！从40变到20下。
Sit and reach: 现在连捧 measuring tape 都有问题！！
Pull up: 一下！！~~而且还是作弊的~~
Standing board jump: 180！！
跑步如何？
在我后面的伯伯，追上了。
在我前面的伯伯，在我后面！！！
不过是他们跑完了那圈但我还仍然离原点没多远。
-_-"
看来只有别人 overtake 我的份。。。

跑步的时候，脚未罢工，但。。。
腹部以开始隐隐作痛，
肺部以开始模仿漏气的气球，
“人头灯笼”似乎也熄灭了，眼前开始暗了下来。
不过勉强还是让我混过三圈，啦~
（因为使用了“跑两分钟走五分钟”的“战略”）

在山上呆了3个小时就下山了。
买了罐 100 plus，喝着当儿天上下起细雨绵绵。
喝完了又跑出去淋雨跑一圈。

一个字，爽！
不过肚子全是水。。真坏事。。

刚才全身是劲，还吃下大概两碗饭。
但现在好累，睡眼惺忪。
明早醒来可能还会全身酸酸的~
不过算了，值得的。
还是别等到 NS 那天才来连续受难。

肌肉又结实了！~~一点点。。。~~

老家

2005-11-16T03:07:00.000+08:00

老家

壁虎常常回到 Queenstown 家乡打 pool.
打了也有一段时期了。
今天，壁虎终于再次踏入守卫森严的老家地盘。
一转眼，一搬就搬了不知几年。
没三年也有两年了吧？

现在，监狱宿舍守卫放松了。
随外人进出探访亲戚朋友。
（注意：我是说监狱宿舍，不是监狱牢房！）
囚车出口弄了个栅栏门，把“危险”区和宿舍区分开了。
不过假如囚犯真的逃走，还是有机会跑入宿舍的。
只不过。。。
你觉得狱警那么容易当吗？
早把逃犯逮捕了！
不过如果手上有人质，那还真他妈的难说。

宿舍基本上没有改变，只是。。。
家庭少了，车辆多了。
因为那个地方在不久的将来会被政府拆除，所以很多人都搬走了。
老狱警退休后也不能住那儿了（壁虎老爸就是例子之一）。
新狱警我想也不会要住个两三年再搬走吧？太麻烦了。

壁虎在那儿住了也有大概15-16年。
出世后住在奶奶家，不知住了多久后才搬入宿舍。
壁虎最早的记忆就是自己以住在宿舍里了。
住奶奶家的日子毫无印象。

记得。。
以前若有小学同学想“追杀”壁虎的时候，
只要跑到宿舍大门，个个都被吓得两腿发软了！！！！
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎~~

塌入老家时脑袋想的是。。。
旧邻居还有谁没搬？
现在和以前有没有什么不同？
以前热闹的停车区，现在怎么全是车，毫无人烟？
还有还有。。
老爸已经没干狱警了，我塌入此地会不会被抓去墙壁枪毙？！？！？！

看我 post 长长的，其实我呆在里面不到十分钟。。
因为，约了 Faj 打 pool 已经迟到了！！！

下次我还会回来的！

可惜没相机。
不过就算有，我想可能也不准拍照。
在栅栏门前好像还挂着：
"Trespasser Will Be Shot Dead"
=X

人生

2005-11-13T00:54:00.000+08:00

人生

是否想过，何谓人参人生？人生的意义又在何处？
这类的问题，身边有些朋友，多多少少也问过壁虎两三次。
当他们失落无助，面临困难，惨遭分手命运，失去人生方向的时候。。
关于“人生”的疑问往往就会盘旋脑袋瓜。

其实，
人生就像一幅拼图，由不同形块组成。
经管拼得再完整，它依然还留下隙缝。
但重要的是，眼前那幅美丽的画是心血费尽后的结晶品。
不是吗？

有些人生活具有挑战性，是5000块的拼图。
而有些的，就比较浮浅，区区300块。
但碎片的数量会慢慢随着~~年龄的增长~~经验的累积而增加。

拼图的碎片，有些颜色单调，有些五颜六色，有些一片乌黑。
就像生活中的每一个喜、怒、哀、乐私的。
碎片的形状、接口乍看下可能一样，但仔细一瞧，大小其实不同。
虽然日子偶尔会重负又重负的过，今天伤心，明天又伤心，
但经一事长一智，你以渐渐学会了很多不同的事务。

在碎片未拼凑之前，你不会知道那是图案的哪个部分。
你很想找出答案，但又不知从何开始。

有些人还会担心花太多时间去拼一个不怎么吸引人的部分，
到不如先把它搁在一旁，去拼较有趣的地方。
其实，到头来你只在浪费时间，慢慢挑呗！
生活，也由不得你挑选要先苦后甜或先甜后苦。
来了，就要接受。不管你怎么过，你始终得过。

拼图中的缝隙，就已代表生活没有100%完美了。
那你又何必在意或理会匿藏在美景里的微微痕迹呢？
又或者，从另一个角度来看，
这些隙缝其实为图画增添了另一种不同的美感。

生活，惟一和拼图不同的地方，就在于它没有印着完成图案的盒子。
你不会预先知道你的人生会是如何。

放手去拼吧！

称呼

2005-11-09T16:50:00.000+08:00

称呼

称呼是“叫”人的惟一方式。
一个“喂！”，一声“小姐”，一声“Brother”，都是称呼。

正确的称呼是一种礼貌。
滑稽的称呼是一种友善。
难听的称呼是一种侮辱。
（看似侮辱别人，其实侮辱自己。）
何谓正确的称呼？
真确的称呼就是你平时会用在一般人身上的。

东方与西方都有不同的称呼。
但是，西方的就没那么复杂。
什么堂哥、表妹，到了红毛国家就剪称 Cousins.
大姨妈、二姑丈、三舅舅，一切变成一声 Uncle 或 Aunty.

以上所说的都挺有趣，对吧？

可是更有趣的是，称呼，偶尔也会有矛盾。
怎么说？

你称呼长辈，是看对方年龄，还是看你和他岁数的差距？
通常大家都是以其中之一做为标准。
但是，这标准，真的准吗？

岁数差距？
假设1：
年级比你大20岁的长辈你会怎么正确称呼他？
年级比你小20岁的晚辈又会怎么正确称呼你？
（不是滑稽的称呼哦！）

打个比方，你今年22岁。。。
看见42岁的伯伯你会叫他 "Brother!" 还是 "Uncle"？
（我肯定你选 "Uncle"！）
那一个2岁的小瓜，他又会叫你 “哥哥/姐姐” 还是 "Auntie / Uncle"？
（应该不会是 "Auntie / Uncle" 吧？

~~岁数差距为标准~~

对方年龄为标准如何？
假设2：
50岁伯伯应该叫 "Uncle" 了吧？
那如果你也是50岁呢？也叫他 Uncle?
不会把。。。

~~对方年龄为准~~

看完这个 post，你是否领悟到什么？
我想到好多好多啊！

有鸡先，还是有蛋先？

生日。快乐。

2005-11-06T14:45:00.000+08:00

生日。快乐。

今天是11月6日，是老妈的生日。
有些人说，他们的生日很平日化，没什么庆祝。
但至少，一声 "Happy Birthday" 还是会收到吧？
我说，老妈今年的生日才是最普通，最 nothing special 的。
她连一声来自丈夫、儿子的 “生日快乐”都听不到。

壁虎不曾忘过老妈的生日，可是却也没放在心上。
今早醒来的时候，她问我今天是什么日子。
看了一下日历，我才从梦中苏醒，知道老妈想暗示什么。
不过知道了又如何？
简简单单的一声祝语，始终说不出口。

为何如此？
说来话长，一言难尽。
这家人，就是如此（包括壁虎）。
也不是说想改，就能改，这还得靠天时、地理与仁和。
家家有本难念的经，你念你的，我念我的。

老妈伤心，我当然知道。
我心里也会难受。
壁虎冷血，但心，始终肉做的。

可能，我就像 Syl，一样不懂得爱。

虽然说是说不出口，但打出来总行吧？
妈，生日快乐~

捐血时机已到！

2005-11-03T21:28:00.000+08:00

捐血时机已到！

10天！
多10天！
13号那天壁虎又能再捐血了！

怎么样？
有谁想和壁虎一起去的？
还记得狗狗说过想捐，
不过我想她现在忙于工作没空吧？
阿宁姨也说过想捐啦。
还有嘞？谁谁谁？

想捐但又怕痛？
一群人一起去。
那就不会感到恐惧了，可以壮胆！
Kiasu Singaporean 更要去捐啦，
虽然捐血没钱收，不过！捐了有 free milo 一小杯！
哈哈哈哈~

壁虎收到一封信。
信上说为了谢壁虎上次捐血现在赠送2006年日历一份。
不过要到 HSA 去才能领。
*汗 -_-"*
搞不好你去捐也能拿嘛！！！
最多没有的话，我给你我那份咯~

怎样怎样？
老话一句：
救人一命，胜造七级浮屠！
How? How?

新 blog 友也好，旧 blog 友也好。
其它有读壁虎 blog 的朋友都好。
想一起去的话就 leave comments 报名，让壁虎安排时间及日期。
Priority will be given to friends, lar.

不要再给自己找借口了。

快点报名啦！

壁虎捐血处体验可以在这里找到！
Enjoy!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Under-weight 的小心发福了吗？
说血库缺血的小嫒要捐吗？
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

新鞋、新裤。

2005-11-02T20:32:00.000+08:00

新鞋、新裤。

昨天与龙和Ｆａｊ去买衣服了。
他们买衣，我买鞋又买裤。
壁虎以前只有新年才会买新装的，今年就破纪录了。
（感觉好像昨天 Deepavali，明天 Hari Raya，大后天就是华人新年了！）

说了，过去我一年只买一次衣服，怎么可能会记得我的腰围，脚的尺寸？
今天挑选任何东西都显得有点尴尬。
还好身旁有两位好友才显得镇定一点。

去了 Bugis street 和 Beach road.
好巧，在 Bugis 遇见二叔二婶全家。
接着，在 Beach road 又看到几年前的久邻居（可是壁虎没上前打招呼 >_<）。

壁虎买了1条裤和1双鞋。
没打算等到新年再穿，也没打算新年再买新的。
（老妈恐吓过，如果现在买了衣服，新年就别再买。否则。。。）
看来，记录似乎没破。。买衣服，还是一年一度的。

买鞋会遇到什么问题？
1. 壁虎不知脚多大。
2. 不同牌子的鞋号码都不同。
“鞋店老板：弟弟，你要试鞋吗？
壁虎：好啊，谢谢~
鞋店老板：你要试几号的？
壁虎： hmm... umm... err.... 你说嘞？”

买裤又会遇到什么问题？
1. 没有更衣室。
2. 壁虎的腰究竟多宽？
3. 不能试，穿了不好看怎么办？如果太小穿不下怎么办？
“售货员：要帮忙吗？
壁虎： umm.. 随便看看，嘿嘿。（其实心里早已看中了！）
*绕完商场一圈，两圈，三、四圈*
壁虎： Excuse me，可以给我看那个 small size 的吗？”

有谁会像我那样如此窝囊？
卡卡卡卡~~~

法律？罚款？

2005-11-02T00:13:00.000+08:00

法律？罚款？

新加坡有什么在国外是响当当的？
罚款嘛。
Singapore is a "fine" city，不是吗？
有谁不知，有谁没听过，把手举起来。举高点！
壁虎没看到有人举手。

常常都会在组屋楼下，巴士站，地铁车厢，百货公司里，看到罚款警告牌。
可说是走到哪儿，看到哪儿。

不过问题是很多人依然知法犯法。
还是有人在电梯里抽烟。
还是有人搭巴士尽量少付钱。
还是有人在地铁上吃汽水喝署条。

全新加坡没一个角落不用受到罚款的“威胁”。
可是被罚款的人怎么那么少？
不是70%以上的人都乱抛垃圾吗？
难道没人在 ulu 的禁烟区抽烟吗？

因为旁观者太多？
只会看但不会、不敢、不想说？
还是告牌只能用来吓唬人？
如果吓不了，那我们也没辙了？
该不会有人以为警察会24小时巡逻车站，电梯，乌节路，寻找违法者吧？

“警民合作”常听到。
但是，如果看到有 ah pek 在车站抽烟，你看不爽会报警吗？
警察又会说什么？
壁虎无法想象。。。
“请你帮我们看着 ah pek，警方5分钟后会到车站给 ah pek 开罚单。”？

你或许会说上面的情况没什么好报警的。
那如果有人和你搭同一趟点梯，他却在电梯里抽烟呢？
我想警察是一辈子都不会去电梯 spot check 的吧？
但电梯还是禁止抽烟。
责任若不在于你我，那在于谁？

不知要说什么了。
自己想想吧。。自由发挥。。
想到再告诉壁虎。